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An SE++ Salute to Faggotry - Dan Savage
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Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
On behalf of all of us here at SE++ Industries, I would like to take a moment to recognize perhaps our generation's greatest faggot, Dan Savage.
Those not familiar with Dan Savage would do well to read his syndicated sex advice column, Savage Love. In it he takes on questions from straights, gays and absolutely everything in between, and in doing so has managed to create a lot of very awesome controversy.
Controversy such as the Santorum Debacle.
The Santorum Debacle occurred when Savage, upset at the right-wing hate-mongering antics of United States Senator Rick Santorum. Specifically...
In response to this statement, Savage began a contest to come up with a new definition for the word Santorum. The entries were published in his column, and the winner quickly became the number-one result on all major search engines whenever someone looked up the Senator's last name.
The winning definition? "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
That's right. This homophobic senator's name is now synonymous with shitty butt lube leftovers.
Additional awesome things Savage has done include, during the debate over gay marriage in Washington state - a law that has yet to successfully pass, for some fucking reason - he married a lesbian in protest. Savage is openly gay, the lesbian was openly gay, and neither of them loved each other, and said so openly. Yet, because of the laws in place in the US and in Washington State, Savage and this dyke were allowed to enter into the holy sanctity of marriage, because it protected this sacred institution from perversion. This is probably my favorite protest yet of this backwards law, as it plainly showed the hypocrisy and idiocy upon which it stands.
So to you, Dan Savage, we tip our hats, raise our drinks and waggle our wangs. You truly are a gentleman's faggot.
Those not familiar with Dan Savage would do well to read his syndicated sex advice column, Savage Love. In it he takes on questions from straights, gays and absolutely everything in between, and in doing so has managed to create a lot of very awesome controversy.
Controversy such as the Santorum Debacle.
The Santorum Debacle occurred when Savage, upset at the right-wing hate-mongering antics of United States Senator Rick Santorum. Specifically...
in an interview with the Associated Press (AP) taped on April 7, 2003 and published April 20, 2003, Santorum stated that he believed consenting adults do not have a Constitutional right to privacy with respect to sexual acts. Santorum described the ability to regulate consensual homosexual acts as comparable to the states' ability to regulate other consensual and non-consensual sexual behaviors, such as adultery, polygamy, child molestation, incest, sodomy and zoophilia (bestiality), whose legalization he believed would threaten society and the family, as they are not monogamous and heterosexual.
In response to this statement, Savage began a contest to come up with a new definition for the word Santorum. The entries were published in his column, and the winner quickly became the number-one result on all major search engines whenever someone looked up the Senator's last name.
The winning definition? "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
That's right. This homophobic senator's name is now synonymous with shitty butt lube leftovers.
Additional awesome things Savage has done include, during the debate over gay marriage in Washington state - a law that has yet to successfully pass, for some fucking reason - he married a lesbian in protest. Savage is openly gay, the lesbian was openly gay, and neither of them loved each other, and said so openly. Yet, because of the laws in place in the US and in Washington State, Savage and this dyke were allowed to enter into the holy sanctity of marriage, because it protected this sacred institution from perversion. This is probably my favorite protest yet of this backwards law, as it plainly showed the hypocrisy and idiocy upon which it stands.
So to you, Dan Savage, we tip our hats, raise our drinks and waggle our wangs. You truly are a gentleman's faggot.
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believing consenting adults don't have a right to privacy during sexual acts and thinking you can regulate homosexual acts the way you can bestiality is pretty childish, too.
When you're dealing with cockbags like Santorum you can act childish and it's okay, as long as it's funny.
The superior Savage.
I don't think a child would understand most of that what you said there. They would however understand the concept of "YOUR NAME MEANS DOODY-BUTTER NOW! HI DOODY-BUTTER!"
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I'm pretty sure most kids are capable of thinking "Eww that man humps other men that's like humping a dog ewwww that should be illegal."
Which is pretty much Santorum's whole mindset, as far as I can tell.
I'm writing that one down for later
Well played good man.
Well played indeed.
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C'mon guys
honestly
See, I use the crazy technique when I'm about to get in a fight. Makes it easier to win.
EXAMPLE: Getting pissed off, looking 'em straight in the eye and going, "You really wanna go? I PVP IRL, bitch." Then (if it's a non-gamer), they have to figure out what you said, giving you time to crack them in the jaw. But that's WAAAY off-topic.
Did you get the aerial combat rodents like I did? Because they are pretty awesome.
What does your heart tell you, Rank?
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No, dude, If I heard someone say that, I would totally stop to ponder what it was he was talking about.
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Chuck Norris teach you that?
I totally have a new sig.
I read a lot. I also wrestle in high school, and have gotten in a few ass-kickers with guys on the team during the school day. I've got a little experience in fighting.