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I stand by my statement that Treyarch has no fucking idea how to build a functional balanced fun game.
I know I'm asking for a shitstorm here, but what's wrong with BLOPS2 balance-wise? Assuming no connection issues, are the mechanics/weapons/gear that unbalanced to you?
I've yet to hear of an OP gun (ala AK74u/Type95) so far. SMGs are definitely faring better than most weapons so far, but not by much in my opinion.
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Yeah until I see some actual overhead size comparisons I'm not sold on them, I want large ground war maps that don't suck.
They don't care about ground war. Like CTF and hardcore, they figure if they ignore it long enough the player base will shrink and then they can just scrap the mode completely.
I always like how in the little promo things, when they show someone using a sniper rifle on one of those "long line of sight" maps, they always make it look like he's making a carefully lined up shot. As if to say "Snipers are totally going to feel at home on this map!" cause snipers feel so out of place on all the other maps in the game and just don't work very well.
Also, hybrid between a sub-machine gun and assault rifle... the new gun is a carbine? I mean that's in that area between smg and rifle, isn't it? Not that it matters since its going to be hip-fire all day.
Some super frustrating games to start, but things got better in hardcore thanks to the sweet B23R. I would like to stop getting my AGR as the game ends though.
I found out that when hosting sharpshooter my connection is awful for most guns, but pretty great for the SWAT. Went from last to first in no time, but couldn't hold the top spot.
I always like how in the little promo things, when they show someone using a sniper rifle on one of those "long line of sight" maps, they always make it look like he's making a carefully lined up shot. As if to say "Snipers are totally going to feel at home on this map!" cause snipers feel so out of place on all the other maps in the game and just don't work very well.
This is sarcasm, right?
Good games tonight, homps. Tibbly, try not to freak the fuck out when someone accidentally shoots you in HC, yeah? Christ you're such a baby sometimes. :P
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I bought a mic specifically to apologize to people I team kill in HC. There's been the occasional corner jump kill (the "ohfuckshoot! Shit..."), one concussion team kill ("aaaa gguuuuyy innnnn thhhhe doooor" "shit...") and the MANy times people walk into my line of sight as I'm firing.
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Wow, shotguns feel like easy mode compared to SMGs. And it's not like SMGs had much wrong with them...
I always like how in the little promo things, when they show someone using a sniper rifle on one of those "long line of sight" maps, they always make it look like he's making a carefully lined up shot. As if to say "Snipers are totally going to feel at home on this map!" cause snipers feel so out of place on all the other maps in the game and just don't work very well.
This is sarcasm, right?
Good games tonight, homps. Tibbly, try not to freak the fuck out when someone accidentally shoots you in HC, yeah? Christ you're such a baby sometimes. :P
Oh also nice finish in Sharpshooter.
I went from 15-7 to 15-16 in the span of five fucking seconds. Between getting buzzkilled off my escort drone and then getting spawnkilled for eight fucking deaths in a row, it tends to rub people the wrong fucking way.
Hijacked is one of the single worst spawn maps in CoD. It feels like it should belong in MW3. It's definitely in my top 3 worst maps of all time. I'd love it if 3ARC added a downvote option to certain maps. Like, I want X, Y, and Z maps to appear in my playlist less often.
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MW3 spawns are no where even close to Hijacked spawns.
I mean, interchange, easily the worst MW3 map for spawn traps, will still change the spawn to a new area, if someone is 10feet from your 'safe' spawn area.
Hell, nuketown has better spawn logic than hijacked. AND NUKETOWN IS THE WORST MAP EVER.
Hijacked is a smaller stupider version of Wetworks, the other worst CoD map ever. At least it doesn't have 3x frags? Is that a redeeming quality?
I mean, I can find some overhead maps if interchange, and draw lines on where a guy can pass that will 100% switch the spawns. They are not at all dependent on LoS.
There is not a single map on blops 2 where this is true. As long as there is no LoS, you can spawn three feet from a guy. I'll make a video of the most redic Yemen game the PA group has played in. I sit still two inches away from a spawn for the entire second round of a ground war dom game. Then move a few feet to the left and shoot two people in the face with a shotgun as they spawn, like, 6 times in a row.
Blops spawns are a ton worse than MW spawns. True in blops 1 and mw1/2 as well, not just the current versions. Treyarch games spawn based on LoS, MW games spawn on map control. In my opinion, the IW model is ten times better, because while you will probably die outside the doorway you walk out when you spawn, at least you aren't spawning with someone on the overwatch three steps to your left.
It is especially bad on Domination (even more bad on Ground War Domination)
Hijacked doesn't come up in GW rotation.
I swear it does on WiiU but I could be mistaken.
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Hijacked Domination strategy:
1. Spawn with S12
2. Run through tunnel.
3. Drop EMP grenade in middle of tunnel to take out Betties/Shock Sticks/get EMP assists
3. Kill the entire opposing team from behind.
4. Idiot pubbies stumble their way onto the B flag because there's no one protecting it now as everyone is chasing after the troll with the shotgun.
5. Win
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...nobody.
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1. Spawn with S12
2. Run through tunnel.
3. Drop EMP grenade in middle of tunnel to take out Betties/Shock Sticks/get EMP assists
3. Kill the entire opposing team from behind.
4. Idiot pubbies stumble their way onto the B flag because there's no one protecting it now as everyone is chasing after the troll with the shotgun.
5. Win
I think you got #5 wrong:
5. Idiot pubbies camp behind the hot tub, behind the structure in the middle and in the enclosed room opposite the hot tub, waiting for the other team to return for quik-scops and hip-sprays. One of your "teammate" pubbies may make the mistake of wandering into the dom point and start solo capping it by accident.
6. Pubbies get killed by the rush of the other team returning after killing the shotgun troll.
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Getting bumped by a gondola moving 5mph kills you?
Seriously my reaction to that was nothing more than. :?
Now if it merely knocked you down and you had to spend a couple seconds standing back up I could totally get behind that. It's a slap on the wrist for not being aware of your surroundings that leaves you vulnerable for a couple seconds. But that tap straight up kills you, that's retarded.
Those maps looks great, with the caveat that I'm a huge fan of green energy ( especially hydropower) and also an afficinidado of Chinese desert hoteliery. But, man, does Vonderhaar looks like a huge douche in motion. Like a nerdy sloth from Goonies.
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I wanted to try some more of the party games on PC but most of them you get "Cannot find any matches" because the player base is so small /cry
Bless your heart.
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I think you got #5 wrong:
5. Idiot pubbies camp behind the hot tub, behind the structure in the middle and in the enclosed room opposite the hot tub, waiting for the other team to return for quik-scops and hip-sprays. One of your "teammate" pubbies may make the mistake of wandering into the dom point and start solo capping it by accident.
6. Pubbies get killed by the rush of the other team returning after killing the shotgun troll.
When that happens, I hop on B for a quick assist on the cap (if I don't die somewhere along the way, my typical route is Tunnel -> upstairs -> jump down & kill guys coming from side -> B flag). Usually I pull out my pistol (5-7 because it's better than the Tac-45 at range due to higher firecap/mag/accuracy) and keep one of the side routes covered during the cap. If the other team isn't a large group of good players, I'm able to be a difference-maker with the S12 pretty consistently.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...nobody.
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Getting bumped by a gondola moving 5mph kills you?
Seriously my reaction to that was nothing more than. :?
Now if it merely knocked you down and you had to spend a couple seconds standing back up I could totally get behind that. It's a slap on the wrist for not being aware of your surroundings that leaves you vulnerable for a couple seconds. But that tap straight up kills you, that's retarded.
If you get hit by a gondola moving at 5 mph maybe you deserve to be killed.
I mean if you stop and stand still in its path that's on you.
Heh. If only it worked that way. I have gotten several positive messages about my 49ers emblem.
I guarangoddamntee the messages you receive for your 49ers emblem are more positive than what I received for mine back in BlOps1.
Oh man.
When I play by myself or get host and the game fills with people from Texas, I'd say probably 10% of the emblems are confederate flags and another 5% are KKK related. This would probably get me banned for life from BLOPS2 from all the emblem reports.
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I know I'm asking for a shitstorm here, but what's wrong with BLOPS2 balance-wise? Assuming no connection issues, are the mechanics/weapons/gear that unbalanced to you?
I've yet to hear of an OP gun (ala AK74u/Type95) so far. SMGs are definitely faring better than most weapons so far, but not by much in my opinion.
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They don't care about ground war. Like CTF and hardcore, they figure if they ignore it long enough the player base will shrink and then they can just scrap the mode completely.
Also, hybrid between a sub-machine gun and assault rifle... the new gun is a carbine? I mean that's in that area between smg and rifle, isn't it? Not that it matters since its going to be hip-fire all day.
I found out that when hosting sharpshooter my connection is awful for most guns, but pretty great for the SWAT. Went from last to first in no time, but couldn't hold the top spot.
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This is sarcasm, right?
Good games tonight, homps. Tibbly, try not to freak the fuck out when someone accidentally shoots you in HC, yeah? Christ you're such a baby sometimes. :P
Oh also nice finish in Sharpshooter.
I went from 15-7 to 15-16 in the span of five fucking seconds. Between getting buzzkilled off my escort drone and then getting spawnkilled for eight fucking deaths in a row, it tends to rub people the wrong fucking way.
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I mean, interchange, easily the worst MW3 map for spawn traps, will still change the spawn to a new area, if someone is 10feet from your 'safe' spawn area.
Hell, nuketown has better spawn logic than hijacked. AND NUKETOWN IS THE WORST MAP EVER.
Hijacked is a smaller stupider version of Wetworks, the other worst CoD map ever. At least it doesn't have 3x frags? Is that a redeeming quality?
There is not a single map on blops 2 where this is true. As long as there is no LoS, you can spawn three feet from a guy. I'll make a video of the most redic Yemen game the PA group has played in. I sit still two inches away from a spawn for the entire second round of a ground war dom game. Then move a few feet to the left and shoot two people in the face with a shotgun as they spawn, like, 6 times in a row.
Blops spawns are a ton worse than MW spawns. True in blops 1 and mw1/2 as well, not just the current versions. Treyarch games spawn based on LoS, MW games spawn on map control. In my opinion, the IW model is ten times better, because while you will probably die outside the doorway you walk out when you spawn, at least you aren't spawning with someone on the overwatch three steps to your left.
Like this old Blops 1 video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guO3NqEoK-o
This isn't how spawns work in IW games. It is how they work in Treyarch games.
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So LOS isn't even a spawn requirement in Blops 2.
Hijacked doesn't come up in GW rotation.
I swear it does on WiiU but I could be mistaken.
1. Spawn with S12
2. Run through tunnel.
3. Drop EMP grenade in middle of tunnel to take out Betties/Shock Sticks/get EMP assists
3. Kill the entire opposing team from behind.
4. Idiot pubbies stumble their way onto the B flag because there's no one protecting it now as everyone is chasing after the troll with the shotgun.
5. Win
PSN ID: fearsomepirate
I think you got #5 wrong:
5. Idiot pubbies camp behind the hot tub, behind the structure in the middle and in the enclosed room opposite the hot tub, waiting for the other team to return for quik-scops and hip-sprays. One of your "teammate" pubbies may make the mistake of wandering into the dom point and start solo capping it by accident.
6. Pubbies get killed by the rush of the other team returning after killing the shotgun troll.
Now if it merely knocked you down and you had to spend a couple seconds standing back up I could totally get behind that. It's a slap on the wrist for not being aware of your surroundings that leaves you vulnerable for a couple seconds. But that tap straight up kills you, that's retarded.
PSN ID: fearsomepirate
Heh. If only it worked that way. I have gotten several positive messages about my 49ers emblem.
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If you get hit by a gondola moving at 5 mph maybe you deserve to be killed.
I mean if you stop and stand still in its path that's on you.
I guarangoddamntee the messages you receive for your 49ers emblem are more positive than what I received for mine back in BlOps1.
Oh, wow. I might have to finally make an emblem. The trolling of all the stupid racist fucks would be magnificent.
And slap a "2016" on there for maximum trolling.
Did I mention I was running that during the campaign? It was gloriously horrifying.
Oh wiiU, I guess seeing as there are only 34 people that play it I guess its acceptable.
I saw a Romney Ryan one with 2016 on it. Cause you know what is better than failing to be president twice? Going for a third round.
Haha I get it.
Oh man.
When I play by myself or get host and the game fills with people from Texas, I'd say probably 10% of the emblems are confederate flags and another 5% are KKK related. This would probably get me banned for life from BLOPS2 from all the emblem reports.