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Two Harbaughs Enter, One Harbaugh Leaves! [NFL]

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    I already bet on the Puppy Bowl.

    Wait, no I didn't, because I bet on the Baltimore - NE game and the fucking Patriots played like a bunch of dumb puppies.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    im just...

    i mean.


    like....


    what

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Gisele looks rough without makeup, that's for sure.

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    mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    Fashion dude, Fashion. It don't have to make sense.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Tom Brady can look like a pussy wearing full football pads and while playing around with a Doberman. Is their nothing Tom Brady can't make look unmannly? I theorize that the answer is no.

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Man mcp, you are batting 1.000 with image links.

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    mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Tom Brady can look like a pussy wearing full football pads and while playing around with a Doberman. Is their nothing Tom Brady can't make look unmannly? I theorize that the answer is no.

    He is kinda pretty though.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    mrt144 wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Tom Brady can look like a pussy wearing full football pads and while playing around with a Doberman. Is their nothing Tom Brady can't make look unmannly? I theorize that the answer is no.

    He is kinda pretty though.

    Like a metrosexual, almost feminine, Joel McHale.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Not lying, if I were that dog I would totally give Tom a jar of Peter Pan and a wink.

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    mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Not lying, if I were that dog I would totally give Tom a jar of Peter Pan and a wink.

    He can be the peanut butter, you can be the jelly. Making sandwiches.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    mrt144 wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    Not lying, if I were that dog I would totally give Tom a jar of Peter Pan and a wink.

    He can be the peanut butter, you can be the jelly. Making sandwiches.

    I believe Maximum was going for the "put peanut butter on your junk and let the dog lick it clean" joke.

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    mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Hunter wrote: »
    mrt144 wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    Not lying, if I were that dog I would totally give Tom a jar of Peter Pan and a wink.

    He can be the peanut butter, you can be the jelly. Making sandwiches.

    I believe Maximum was going for the "put peanut butter on your junk and let the dog lick it clean" joke.

    Oh, I know. I know. I was trying to save this innuendo from bestiality. (and injecting some Detroit Grand Puhbahs.)

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    mrt144 wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    mrt144 wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    Not lying, if I were that dog I would totally give Tom a jar of Peter Pan and a wink.

    He can be the peanut butter, you can be the jelly. Making sandwiches.

    I believe Maximum was going for the "put peanut butter on your junk and let the dog lick it clean" joke.

    Oh, I know. I know. I was trying to save this innuendo from bestiality. (and injecting some Detroit Grand Puhbahs.)

    There's 10 whole days until anything worth talking about actually happens. May as well spend that time wisely and get all the dog fucking jokes in while we can.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Not lying, if I were that dog I would totally give Tom a jar of Peter Pan and a wink.

    I threw up in my mouth a little bit reading this post

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    mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    Not lying, if I were that dog I would totally give Tom a jar of Peter Pan and a wink.

    I threw up in my mouth a little bit reading this post

    Did you swallow or spit?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Never swallow dip spit.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Ed Reed says he plans on playing next year.

    In other news, former kicker Russell Erxleben has been arrested in Texas on federal fraud charges involving a Ponzi scheme.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I've always wanted to know what Russell Erxleben has been up to since I first heard his name fifteen seconds ago.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Ha.

    Drafted by the Saints, #11 overall.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    According to numerous sources, 15 pizzas just arrived at the 49ers media trailer, courtesy of Colin Kaepernick.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    breaking news: lunchtime

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    hey @satansfingers

    how about Ratliff being a dumbass, eh?

    amazing

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Eric Branch of The San Francisco Chronicle reported Wednesday that the San Francisco 49ers' starting quarterback has filed to trademark the term "Kaepernicking," per the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

    No more kissing your bicep people!

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    i would like all people who think "lastname-ing"(accompanied by physical gimmick or pose) is a good idea to be rounded up and exterminated.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    hey @satansfingers

    how about Ratliff being a dumbass, eh?

    amazing

    yeah great stuff

    you can tell he's a class act because he waited a whole month after his teammate was killed by another teammate's dwi

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    That Tyler Wilson fellow is apparently impressing quite a few people at the senior bowl practices.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    hey @satansfingers

    how about Ratliff being a dumbass, eh?

    amazing

    yeah great stuff

    you can tell he's a class act because he waited a whole month after his teammate was killed by another teammate's dwi

    i saw you had posted the link earlier. when i saw that he got a dwi because he hit a fucking 18 wheeler it was like, what? how or why did you think that was at all a good decision?

    but hey, maybe he's suffering from short term memory loss due to repeated blows to the head.

    i don't get it. don't trust the team's drivers/services? hire your own fucking driver.

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    mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    hey @satansfingers

    how about Ratliff being a dumbass, eh?

    amazing

    yeah great stuff

    you can tell he's a class act because he waited a whole month after his teammate was killed by another teammate's dwi

    i saw you had posted the link earlier. when i saw that he got a dwi because he hit a fucking 18 wheeler it was like, what? how or why did you think that was at all a good decision?

    but hey, maybe he's suffering from short term memory loss due to repeated blows to the head.

    i don't get it. don't trust the team's drivers/services? hire your own fucking driver.

    Isn't the whole point of making millions of dollars is to get other people to do things for you because you're so paid and cant be bothered?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    i mean, that's what i would do.

    but i frequently think about what i would do with millions of dollars.

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    mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    i mean, that's what i would do.

    but i frequently think about what i would do with millions of dollars.

    Can I get an amen.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    With a million bucks, you think you would be able to afford a cab, limo service, bus full of hookers and coke...you know, basic transportation.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Yeah, with all the hookers I'd have in my car, I need someone else driving.

    mcp on
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    or maybe not even hookers.

    maybe just girls that want to be there.

    or are good at pretending.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    i would hire a hooker to drive provided i paid her enough to stay sober

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    or maybe not even hookers.

    maybe just girls that want to be there.

    or are good at pretending.

    You don't pay the hookers to show up, you pay them to leave

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    SliderSlider Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    ESPN video of "kaepernicking" trademark story.

    http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2012/story/_/id/8874764/2013-nfl-playoffs-colin-kaepernick-san-francisco-49ers-wants-trademark-kaepernicking

    A pretty douchy thing to do. Maybe I'll support the Ravens now.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    yo that was posted earlier on this exact page do your homework homey home slice

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    He's trademarking the name not the move and donating the proceeds for any merchandising to http://www.kidsheartcamp.org/.

    The whole move/charity thing is because his adoptive parents lost two kids to heart defects.

    Gyral on
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