Welcome to the SE ++ Beauty Thread/Lookin' Fine Thread/Your Mother Would Kill You If She Saw You Walking Out of the House Like That Thread/etc.
Discuss all things makeup, hair, clothes, anything that you put on your person that makes you look in the mirror and go "yes this is acceptable for outside my house." Humans are vain creatures and if you've ever walked past a parked car and fixed your hair in their mirror then YOU BELONG WITH US. This thread is for ladies, dudes, and everyone in between. Don't feel weird about posting here, we're all very nice and we all want everyone to look super hot. Let us help you look super hot, SE++.
"Dress smart like a london bloke
Even before he spoke, his suit bespoke
Ooo, you thought he was cute before
Now look at this peacoat and tell me he broke"
Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
I am a fan of both boxer briefs and briefs
but never boxers
it's like ya got a parachute down there
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denihilistAncient and MightyRegistered User, Moderatormod
I wear boxer briefs.
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FrankoSometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered Userregular
Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
boxer briefs is the most appealing option, as a viewer.
i'm not even, like, super into butts(tuff, @sheri), but wanna grab dat butt if it's in boxer briefs. they also tend to be made of way soft material, and aren't overly constricting.
Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
damn doods
I wear straight up boxers cause I like my junk to flop around freely like a hooked fish
I don't find boxers very comfortable, aside from sleepwear. I wear 514s, and while they aren't skinny jeans, boxers tend to get all bunched up in them.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
The downside of boxer briefs is some kinds of them have some devilish labyrinthian puzzle in the front that you gotta fish your dong out of whenever ya wanna take a leak, which is just mean
All standing at a urinal fishing around in your fly trying to find your pecker, dude next to you trying not to give you the raised eyebrow since he's hanging dong and all and you're seconds away from going elbow deep in your own zipper just trying to free the fucker so you can whiz
Ain't nobody got time for that, underpants. Why you gotta do a thing?
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Even before he spoke, his suit bespoke
Ooo, you thought he was cute before
Now look at this peacoat and tell me he broke"
~ 19th century writer and poet, Oscar Wilde
Probably get some fucking sweaters
do it.
it feels so good.
...till you realize you got rid of all your clothes.
A beard.
hello again sexy thread
but never boxers
it's like ya got a parachute down there
they are the only option
life isn't multiple choice, Franko
break yo chainsssss
I wear straight up boxers cause I like my junk to flop around freely like a hooked fish
Now that she separated from Tom Cruise, I hear Katie Holmes is available.
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Boxer-briefs are the greatest combination since peanut butter and chocolate.
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i'm not even, like, super into butts(tuff, @sheri), but wanna grab dat butt if it's in boxer briefs. they also tend to be made of way soft material, and aren't overly constricting.
Mesh sport trunks are amazing.
In a reality in which boxer briefs don't exist, I prefer briefs over boxers
it feels more... protective
also they are more accommodating for doing flailing dance-karate in one's undies
I'll be over here, penduluming
good one fellas
you hang that dong, Franko
you must excuse me, however, I have a research grant on crotch-corseting to write
followed closely by tights, my new love.
Come on down to the other side
I don't find boxers very comfortable, aside from sleepwear. I wear 514s, and while they aren't skinny jeans, boxers tend to get all bunched up in them.
All standing at a urinal fishing around in your fly trying to find your pecker, dude next to you trying not to give you the raised eyebrow since he's hanging dong and all and you're seconds away from going elbow deep in your own zipper just trying to free the fucker so you can whiz
Ain't nobody got time for that, underpants. Why you gotta do a thing?