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NFL THREAD: Long Arms? Fills The Hole? Either it's porn or the DRAFT IS HERE

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    LTM wrote: »
    Odds of Tiki/Ronde doing morning TV?

    "Welcome, to The Barber Shop"

    Considering TV viewers and producers decided well before his pretty shameful divorce that they didn't like Tiki...odds would be very bad.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    is I'd do her still allowable or its that degrading

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    probably degrading if I were being serious.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    I dunno you seem kind of desperate

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    you don't know the half of it

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I believe the official thing to say is, "I'd engage in sexual congress with her if she were a willing partner, and we clicked on a personal level rather then just based on physical appearance."

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Dan Snyder still an asshole
    "We'll never change the name," Snyder told USA Today. "It's that simple. NEVER -- you can use caps."

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    as a washington fan,

    fuck dan snyder for ever

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    At least he told them they could use caps.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    "Put it in CAPS with comic sans font."

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I believe the official thing to say is, "put it in her butt"

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    Ronde Barber is officially retiring.

    Bucs are now the favorite to win the Super Bowl.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Way to dress up there Kaepernick

    Seriously. A religious man can't get in his Sunday best to meet the first lady?

    Listen, with the new cba rookie wage scale Sunday's best ain't what it used to be.

    I bet Alex Smith can afford to dress appropriately, but we're just lucky Kaepernick wasn't wearing JNCOs

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Manti Te'o's girlfriend made the Maxim Hot 100 list

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    I know this is supposed to be a bikini but all I see is an evil kool-aid man face

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Now I can't unsee it.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    @Marth and everybody else, guess who went to the Kentucky Derby?

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    oh yes

    yes

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Evil Kool-Aid Man is much funnier than herf derf Manti Te'o

    It'll be an awesome day when people stop talking about that bullshit

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    matt schaub is a true american hero

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    I love Matt Schaub

    I love him and his big dumb face

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Why is Peyton Manning so god damned likable

    http://youtu.be/NSG7FeGxRwY

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    He's a rare dude. Incredible talent, hard working, but obviously doesn't take himself too seriously with all the cheesy humor and practical jokes.

    I still crack up trying to imagine him propping buckets of water over rookies' doors during training camp, and other silly things like that.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    and he plays for the Broncos

    why Peyton why did you do it

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    I don't begrudge him the move, but then again, I don't have any strong feelings for/against the broncos.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    dude's gotta work

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    and he plays for the Broncos

    why Peyton why did you do it

    Yeah, Peyton? Why did you accept a hundred million dollars to play for the best fit possible for you at the time? Why would you do such a thing?! If it weren't for you KC would be so much better!

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    John Elway is a villain and should be kept in a deep dark hole with angry beavers.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    John Elway would simply eat the beavers to gain their strength.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    A horse man obtaining the strength of a pack of angry beavers is pretty terrifying.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    He'll never be able to climb of the pit with those hooves.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    John Elway will use his equine mandible to chew a hole all the way to China .

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Giants signed Aaron Curry. I'm good with this. He might be good for them.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Giants signed Aaron Curry. I'm good with this. He might be good for them.

    Have you ever seen Aaron Curry play football?

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I made the mistake of watching sportscenter and they spent half the show talking about geno smith

    followed by clips of butt fumble

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Giants signed Aaron Curry. I'm good with this. He might be good for them.

    Have you ever seen Aaron Curry play football?

    He was a first round pick for a reason. The Giants get a lot out of mediocre players so maybe they can get Curry playing to his talent.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    that opening day when Sanchez gets booed off the field and Geno Smith is like a sacrificial lamb

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Richard Sherman really wanted to watch the Seahawks rookie minicamp today. So he did. From his jet ski.
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    Gonna ride my Jet Ski up to watch the rookies from the Lake ....
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    Watching the rooks from the Lake
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    adderall is a helluva drug

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Giants signed Aaron Curry. I'm good with this. He might be good for them.

    Have you ever seen Aaron Curry play football?

    He was a first round pick for a reason. The Giants get a lot out of mediocre players so maybe they can get Curry playing to his talent.

    Jamarcus Russell, Ryan Leaf, Vernon Gholston, Courtney Brown...

    It would be a dream come true at this point for Aaron Curry to earn a description of "mediocre"

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    There's a number of players who were high picks that started off poorly and ended up being good when they were put on the right team in the right position.

    I'm not saying he's going to be a superstar...or that he will even be good. I'm just saying that he had first round talent, the Giants are good at grooming defensive players, therefore this could work out well for them.

    For reference you'll note the "might" and the "maybe" in both of my posts.

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