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Stand up comedians have a lot to say about posting

TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
It used to be a well guarded secret among the kings of standup that they were all terrible when they began their routines, but now more and more of stand up comedians, not just the bad ones that you don't understand, but even the good ones that you just have to respect at the end of the day, are speaking openly about their rocky starts into the world of fame and comedy. They were heckled. They were jeered. Sometimes it didn't seem like it would even be worth it

But they kept at it. Like me. I've made a lot of posts, but a lot of them haven't been good. But everyday I wake up, I open open office 2007, and I promise myself that I'll write at least three posts today. That's it. Just three posts. Maybe they wont be funny. Maybe they'll make people hate me. But they're mine. And when I cut them from my document and paste them to the penny arcade message board, I know it's at least a little more experience than I had before.

You think you're not funny? You think you can't be cool? You got infracted for making that ironic racist joke with the n word? People laughing doesn't make you funny. Being agreed doesn't make you awesome. Being awesome'd doesn't make you cool. Only you can decide that

For me, I'm going to keep posting. I hope I'm not alone. Why not talk about the ways you keep inspired to make the awesome posts that you make? Or talk about how you felt when nobody understood what you were trying to say. This is a workshop for your posts, feel free to be inspired, but also, most importantly, feel free to have fun.

You could be anywhere
On the black screen

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I did stand-up comedy for a while
    The nicest thing I can say about stand-up comedians
    Is that they aren't magicians

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I need help reacting to something

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    I need help reacting to something

    Interesting, some people would say that everything we do is a reaction to something

    The main scientists call it the "reactive principle"

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    SE++ is my poop chute, where all the poop goes

    I have a blog where I actually say things sometimes

    But no one reads it and I don't advertise it at all

    Maybe I got these things mixed up, I don't know

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I take my poasting very seriously. No poast left behind.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    i told my friends i'd make a good comedian

    they laughed

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Hyuk hyuk hyuk

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Every post I make is an existential crisis. A cry unto the Heat Death.

    Fuck off and die.
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Every post I make is an existential crisis. A cry unto the Heat Death.

    Here's a cool concept that not a lot of people think about:

    "We're all dying, just very slowly"

    I think it's very good that you incorporate that kind of thing into your posts, dark humor is very big these days even though most people don't know why

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    I did stand-up comedy for a while
    The nicest thing I can say about stand-up comedians
    Is that they aren't magicians

    Someone is going to have to explain this enmity between comedians and magicians.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    I did stand-up comedy for a while
    The nicest thing I can say about stand-up comedians
    Is that they aren't magicians

    Someone is going to have to explain this enmity between comedians and magicians.

    I like magicians that are awful for comedic purposes.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Or just awful and accidentally funny.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    never. stop. posting.

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    a comedian succeeds with surprising words

    a magician succeeds with surprising deeds

    it's basically a modern version of pen v. sword

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    This thread is my world right now.

    I hope it goes on forever.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Or just awful and accidentally funny.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ppeqxb5YU

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    I did stand-up comedy for a while
    The nicest thing I can say about stand-up comedians
    Is that they aren't magicians

    Someone is going to have to explain this enmity between comedians and magicians.
    Not enmity

    I found way too many comedians to be joyless, depressive, bitter individuals who hated their jobs, their audience and each other. Magicians are also like this only more so.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I am not a stand-up comedian or a magician.

    I am just me.

    Eat it

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I heard a joke once.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I am a joke.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I heard a joke once.

    How did it go?
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I am a joke.

    And you are hilarious.

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I am a joke.

    and i thought....my jokes were bad

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I started a joke
    That started the whole world crying

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    you can type posts right into the little box now

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I'm posting right this instant

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    This is not a post

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    It really isn't

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I told myself I wanted to try stand-up, even wrote up like 10 minutes of material or so. Went to a couple open mics just to get a feel for things before trying it for myself

    Turns out, I have crippling stage fright and all the liquor and oxen in the world couldn't get me up on that stage

    Also turns out, a lot of aspiring "comedians" are just awful, awful people, without the benefit of being funny. This one dude was a literal trust-fund baby, just straight up was like "my parents gave me a shitty amount of money so I don't have to work, so instead I wake up in the afternoon, get high and play xbox." Which I mean, cool, good for you. But that was his whole routine. For five minutes. And it only got worse from there.

    Shit was painful.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Similar to my experience Phoenix
    Except I actually enjoyed telling jokes
    But I couldn't imagine spending my life around these people

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Houk wrote: »
    I told myself I wanted to try stand-up, even wrote up like 10 minutes of material or so. Went to a couple open mics just to get a feel for things before trying it for myself

    Turns out, I have crippling stage fright and all the liquor and oxen in the world couldn't get me up on that stage

    Also turns out, a lot of aspiring "comedians" are just awful, awful people, without the benefit of being funny. This one dude was a literal trust-fund baby, just straight up was like "my parents gave me a shitty amount of money so I don't have to work, so instead I wake up in the afternoon, get high and play xbox." Which I mean, cool, good for you. But that was his whole routine. For five minutes. And it only got worse from there.

    Shit was painful.

    Hey do you ever get up in the morning, get high, and play xbox

    I do

    I mean it's like sometimes I'm soooo high that I can't push the buttons right

    my teammates are all hey todd, why don't you help capture this point and I'm like hey man I'm trying to microwave this burrito

    am I right, folks????

  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    I wonder how miserable The Amazing Johnathan must be.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    This thread is butts.

    Get off the stage,

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