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Nectar of the gods

JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
Guys, I have a serious addiction.... that addiction is Naked Juices.

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Of course, first it started quite harmlessly. I'd grab one every once in a while rock climbing when I didn't have time to grab an actual meal. Each one has (supposedly) a pound of fruit in it, so it would be a good lunch replacer every once in a while. Then I started grabbing them about every time i rock climbed, which is about three times a week... and now I drink them about every day. This wouldn't be such a problem if they weren't 3.18 each! Shit thats a lot of money! But OH SO WORTH IT.

I just had a power-c today...
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and it was damn delicious, as is every single on eI have ever had.

Well, every one besides the protien zone
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which TASTES delicious, but feels like it has chalk in it.

Of course, the best one of them all is Gold Machine, which I can't find a picture of... but if you ever run across it grab it in a SECOND. Banana, pineapple, kiwi, passion fruit... mmm... delicious.

Anyone else drink these badboys up?

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Do you guys still have Orange Julius?

    Been about 6 years since I was in America.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Get out of here with your goddamn viral marketing, you plant.

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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The smoothy shop in malls? I think we do.. i'm not sure.


    Either way, they got NOTHIN on naked juice.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    All of my naked juices are of the protein variety.

    I've never tasted them though.

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If you remove the pictures everything becomes slightly humorous.

    So are these those types of drinks that are supposed to completely replace a meal?

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    those are pretty damn good

    they sell them here on campus, so I can buy them with fake money that's part of my tuition anyway

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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    JC of DI wrote: »
    If you remove the pictures everything becomes slightly humorous.

    So are these those types of drinks that are supposed to completely replace a meal?

    Not sure.. I know they basically can, seeing as I replace my lunch with one about every day.

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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    these devil juices are not the nominal "naked juices" i have come to know, love, and squirt all over her face.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    V8 tomato juice is better.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I drink lemonade flavored Vitamin Water like everyday. The Formula 50 flavor that is based on 50 Cent does not taste like a scary rapper dude. How disappointing.

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I drink Odolwa juice

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mixing gin with human blood is awesome

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Favlaud wrote: »
    I drink Odolwa juice

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Odwalla is better.

    I have never had Naked Juice, but my roommate's father works for Odwalla, so we pretty much always have a constant stock.

    It looks disgusting shit green but tastes awesome.

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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I've actually never tried Odwalla, maybe ill try em next time. Whats a good flavor?

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    i drink a v8 a day.
    is naked juice like v8?

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Superfood

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I drink Odwalla from time to time while on the job.

    Their strawberry shake is the most delicious of things.

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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    i drink a v8 a day.
    is naked juice like v8?

    Except with things that taste good instead of shitty tasting veggies, yeah.

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  • BuntaBunta Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    JetBlackCenter wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    i drink a v8 a day.
    is naked juice like v8?

    Except with things that taste good instead of shitty tasting veggies, yeah.

    V8 doesn't taste that bad. I haven't had it in years, but it tasted like cold tomato soup from what I remember.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I used to drink Naked juice all the time, but then my supermarkets stopped carrying it, and I still can't figure out why. I was worried they were having distribution troubles.

    Anyway it's hella better than Odwalla, and not just because Odwalla is owned by Coke.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    wil it give me vitamins and fiber without a shit load of calories?

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    V-8 will always be better, because it has roughly 12 years' worth of salt in each can, and I vastly prefer salty to sweet.

    coksdixolol

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    JetBlackCenter wrote: »
    I've actually never tried Odwalla, maybe ill try em next time. Whats a good flavor?

    I usually go with the green Superfood.

    Pomegranate is pretty good too.

    http://www.odwalla.com/product1.asp?p=beverages&s=flavors

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Odwalla is great because it costs 8 bucks a bottle and you can drink it and say LOOK AT ME I'M AN ALL NATURAL ASSHOLE

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  • BuntaBunta Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    V-8 will always be better, because it has roughly 12 years' worth of salt in each can, and I vastly prefer salty to sweet.

    coksdixolol

    make sure the men you date in the future don't eat alot of pineapple then

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    i tried the reduced sodium V8...
    wow

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Clamato is big up here in Canada

    mainly because of the caesar

    it's not as horrifying as it sounds either

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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Clamato is big up here in Canada

    mainly because of the caesar

    it's not as horrifying as it sounds either

    clamato?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    clam and tomato juice

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    i tried the reduced sodium V8...
    wow

    What about it?

    I haven't tried it, so I'm curious.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    it's gross

    that's pretty much all you need to know

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    it made me realize how responsible salt is for its flavor.
    basically it was pretty gross
    edit: yeah

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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    clam and tomato juice

    that soiunds disgusting

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    it's not as horrifying as it sounds

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    but its juice.... from a living organism...

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    so is chicken broth

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Or beef stock.

    And also, I am pondering trying a Caesar tonight, since I am going to be having dinner at the Bloody Mary capitol of Seattle.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A CAESAR IS NOT A BLOODY MARY YOU CAPITALIST PIGDOG

    gotta get a stalk of celery in that motherfucker

    AND THEY GOTTA SPICE THE RIM

    SPICE THE RIM

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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Or beef stock.

    And also, I am pondering trying a Caesar tonight, since I am going to be having dinner at the Bloody Mary capitol of Seattle.

    A ceaser?

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