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Spectral Swallow
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Okay, lets say, hypothetically you're sacking groceries, and someone buys: Four 2 liters of coke, and 2 bags of chips.
Now when sacking aforementioned groceries do you:
A. Put the two cokes in a paper bag, and then put a bag of chips on top of them, and repeat?
B. Put all the cokes in one bag, and all the chips in one bag, so you have a bag that weighs 40 fucking pounds, and a bag that weighs no fucking pounds?
If you answered B, congratulations, you are qualified to be a sacker at Crest discount foods! You should also get an attitude when I tell you how to do your job right, and then expect me to tip you!
If you were actually going to guess, C. Put the chips on bottom, and the cokes on top, all in one bag, congrats, you're management material.
Seriously, common sense has to kick in at some point.
Now when sacking aforementioned groceries do you:
A. Put the two cokes in a paper bag, and then put a bag of chips on top of them, and repeat?
B. Put all the cokes in one bag, and all the chips in one bag, so you have a bag that weighs 40 fucking pounds, and a bag that weighs no fucking pounds?
If you answered B, congratulations, you are qualified to be a sacker at Crest discount foods! You should also get an attitude when I tell you how to do your job right, and then expect me to tip you!
If you were actually going to guess, C. Put the chips on bottom, and the cokes on top, all in one bag, congrats, you're management material.
Seriously, common sense has to kick in at some point.
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Your mom doesn't weigh forty pounds!
I got hit on by a 6'2" black transsexual who flashed me in front of the entire store, I was accidentally maced by a security guard who didn't know that mace is not air freshener and doesn't need to be sprayed to cover the maximum area when subduing one person, and I had an insane black woman in all white walk up to me in line once and say, "Oh, thank god. Another white person. I hate all these Ni**ers and Sp**cks, don't you? That's why I joined the Klan."
Lift weights or something, geez.
You are indeed correct. My mom weighs 110 pounds.
You're just a weak little pussy that couldn't lift a bag with some cokes in it and then came home to cry about it on the forums.
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repeat with other 2 liters
put chips in seperate bag
that way the weight differential would be more even between the hands
It's actually more of a bagging issue, we have those stupid ass cheap paper bags, that can barely hold a gallon of milk, much less 100 pounds of coke.
My dream job involves doing exactly what I do normally, but getting paid for it. I do not do that normally.
I know my shit
You're not The Geek.
You shouldn't put heavy things in the same bag with crushable things (such as eggs, or bread, or potato chips) because if things get rustled around in the grocery bag, the light/soft stuff could become crushed.
Also, you should never put edible groceries in with non-edible groceries.
EDIT: Oh, wait. Actually, put the sodas in two seperate bags. But still keep the chips seperate.
I work at a retirement home, and I was giving a resident his food. And he goes:
"Hey, hey. Have you heard of this Aryan Bird Flu?"
Are you serious? Has he posted that?
How did I miss it?
Back when I worked at a grocery store, me and my friend were about the best combo you could get on a checkout lane. You would get checked out supremely fast, everything bagged well, and be on you way. I swear one day, things were barely touching the lane between us.
Oh, and option D
Two 2 liters in a plastic bag, laying down, head to foot. One bag of chips on top. Repeat.
The pop will stay at the bottom of the bag, and the chips are safe.
when i do grocery shopping i give everything to the cashier in groups, so that when it is all put into bags i should have drinks in bag, fruit/vegetables in another, toiletries in another still, and so on so that when i get home i can stand in one place and throw each bag at the kitchen/pantry/bathroom or wherever else
also that is a lot of coke and nothing else but chips
lift some weights you fatty weakling
Because that would make you the worst kind of moron.
bags I've been accustomed to aren't big enough for that
seriously
what kind of bags? I've never seen smaller plastic bags then what i've well, seen.
What are you doing......Billy
You're bagging the chips all wrong
Why didn't you take it to the next level
I considered it for about ten minutes.
I mean, shit. It had to be better than staying there for the evening.
But instead, I went back to work. I figured I didn't need that much prune in my diet.
its just the cashier and a thing that holds open plastic bags while they put things in them
the manager loved me
and was called Bill McNeil so he was a goddamn awesome dude
got yelled at once for not "bagging correctly" this lady wanted her eggs on the bottom
I shit you not.
It is my belief she wanted some to get crushed so she could come back and complain and get a whole new carton for free etc etc
she starts yelling at me. I do not believe in "customer is always right". I tell her I'm not changing it. She wants to see the manager.
He comes down and he sees through her idiocy and tells her he's "siding with the bagboy on this one"
she goes nuts
cops are called
she's hauled away
we laugh and I get a 4 hours paid break for my troubles, also 10 bucks to grab Bill a Whopper and keep the change
That, the the wondrous time before corporate started locking the trash compactor.
We called it Igor.
It ate shopping carts whole.
-t Javen: I remember one Saturday I was working a register. It was me and 5 other girls. All hot. I was on the end lane, so I got to look down the length of the store and see all of their butts. For 6 hours. That was a great day.
we didn't have one of those
I CAN ATTEST TO THIS
tetris helped me be awesome at bagging boys
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