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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Criterion is releasing something I know absolutely nothing of, and I like it.

    http://www.criterion.com/boxsets/947-pierre-etaix


    A local cinema will be showing them all.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dBKC0eDpBg


    Fuck yes.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    So vulcans are stronger then humans

    So are Klingons

    But I don't remember seeing humans thump any vulcans

    So is it Vulcan / Klingon / human racial str ranking?

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    the worst thing in Star Trek IV are the scenes with the whale doctor and her Mean Old Boss

    it's the worst sort of 80s Snidely Whiplash gonna shut down the orphanage faux-drama straight out of like, Short Circuit and Breakin' 2

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    So vulcans are stronger then humans

    So are Klingons

    But I don't remember seeing humans thump any vulcans

    So is it Vulcan / Klingon / human racial str ranking?

    Klingons are technically stronger than Vulcans/Romulans.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    So vulcans are stronger then humans

    So are Klingons

    But I don't remember seeing humans thump any vulcans

    So is it Vulcan / Klingon / human racial str ranking?

    Basically. I think Humans and Cardassians are equal in strength. But basically Humans get by having lower strength but with higher int. Tend to be a lot less dumb compared to Klingons or rigged in thinking as Vulcans.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    the worst thing in Star Trek IV are the scenes with the whale doctor and her Mean Old Boss

    it's the worst sort of 80s Snidely Whiplash gonna shut down the orphanage faux-drama straight out of like, Short Circuit and Breakin' 2

    The film did require dramatic tension in the A plot. The tension in the B plot (the nuclear power plant) was not sufficient.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Wow that soccer analyst on colbert didnt do much to dispel the perception Americans have of pro soccer

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Dear Free People: dafuq. Your clothes are cool but they are hilariously expensive. Send me some coupons for 80% off and then we'll talk. Until then, stop coming up in my personalized ads all over the place. You keep reminding me that I'm poor.

    http://www.freepeople.com/jackets-2/we-the-free-military-jacket/

    Should look for surplus military clothing

    Army navy store + sewing machine = mad $$$$$

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    the worst thing in Star Trek IV are the scenes with the whale doctor and her Mean Old Boss

    it's the worst sort of 80s Snidely Whiplash gonna shut down the orphanage faux-drama straight out of like, Short Circuit and Breakin' 2

    The film did require dramatic tension in the A plot. The tension in the B plot (the nuclear power plant) was not sufficient.

    oh that's absolutely true, it's just the dialogue seems to have been written by someone completely different from the rest of the movie. There's a part that literally goes

    "I'm sad about the whales leaving."
    "I know, but we can't afford to feed them. Also, it's never been proven that whales are as intelligent as humans!"
    "FUCK YOU"

    and I am just like lolwut

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

    Kinky.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

    Kinky.

    It's not for sex, it's so I don't get lost.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    the worst thing in Star Trek IV are the scenes with the whale doctor and her Mean Old Boss

    it's the worst sort of 80s Snidely Whiplash gonna shut down the orphanage faux-drama straight out of like, Short Circuit and Breakin' 2

    The film did require dramatic tension in the A plot. The tension in the B plot (the nuclear power plant) was not sufficient.

    oh that's absolutely true, it's just the dialogue seems to have been written by someone completely different from the rest of the movie. There's a part that literally goes

    "I'm sad about the whales leaving."
    "I know, but we can't afford to feed them. Also, it's never been proven that whales are as intelligent as humans!"
    "FUCK YOU"

    and I am just like lolwut

    Yesh.

    Definitely not the hilight of the film.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Okay folks I am off to bed. Leaving you with a Star Trek 2009 clip.

    Because the Enterprise is gorgeous.

    http://youtu.be/gAKiWvjfCiQ

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

    Kinky.

    Glad to see someone made the post I decided not to.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

    Kinky.

    It's not for sex, it's so I don't get lost.

    Still kinky

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Nacelles too big!

    *crosses arms*

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

    Kinky.

    It's not for sex, it's so I don't get lost.

    *knowing nod*

    i need help finding the clitoris sometimes too

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

    Kinky.

    It's not for sex, it's so I don't get lost.

    *knowing nod*

    i need help finding the clitoris sometimes too

    I never got the whole "finding the clitoris" thing.

    It's right there!

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

    Kinky.

    It's not for sex, it's so I don't get lost.

    *knowing nod*

    i need help finding the clitoris sometimes too

    We haven't actually done anything below the belt.

    Or above the belt, either!

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Riker is dabes

    He directed Insurrection.

    So no.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

    Kinky.

    It's not for sex, it's so I don't get lost.

    *knowing nod*

    i need help finding the clitoris sometimes too

    I never got the whole "finding the clitoris" thing.

    It's right there!

    *takes a closer look*

    Where?

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I really prefer science fiction or fantasy where humans aren't the "average" or "flexible" ones. It's so anthropocentric. I like when humans are either the brutish, warlike race, or where they're particularly intelligent and quick to learn but other species are physically far more powerful, etc.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

    Kinky.

    It's not for sex, it's so I don't get lost.

    *knowing nod*

    i need help finding the clitoris sometimes too

    We haven't actually done anything below the belt.

    Or above the belt, either!

    Right now you're strictly belt only huh. Or does the leash attach to a collar.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Riker is dabes

    He directed Insurrection.

    So no.

    *cough*

    blame the writer

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

    Kinky.

    It's not for sex, it's so I don't get lost.

    *knowing nod*

    i need help finding the clitoris sometimes too

    I never got the whole "finding the clitoris" thing.

    It's right there!

    I dont either but didnt stop me from making a cheap joke!

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I'm partial to the scifi idea that life on earth is the crazy batshit mutant bug kind that requires boiling temperatures and breathes poison.

    Their soft insides are outside! They breathe highly corrosive oxygen!

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Frakes is actually a pretty solid director, as is Levar Burton.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

    Kinky.

    It's not for sex, it's so I don't get lost.

    *knowing nod*

    i need help finding the clitoris sometimes too

    I never got the whole "finding the clitoris" thing.

    It's right there!

    I dont either but didnt stop me from making a cheap joke!

    Oh yeah I didn't think you would actually have trouble, I'm mostly just exclaiming that I don't get how that is possibly a thing in our society, seriously who the hell would ask that and why is it an apparently common problem.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    the worst thing in Star Trek IV are the scenes with the whale doctor and her Mean Old Boss

    it's the worst sort of 80s Snidely Whiplash gonna shut down the orphanage faux-drama straight out of like, Short Circuit and Breakin' 2

    The film did require dramatic tension in the A plot. The tension in the B plot (the nuclear power plant) was not sufficient.

    oh that's absolutely true, it's just the dialogue seems to have been written by someone completely different from the rest of the movie. There's a part that literally goes

    "I'm sad about the whales leaving."
    "I know, but we can't afford to feed them. Also, it's never been proven that whales are as intelligent as humans!"
    "FUCK YOU"

    and I am just like lolwut

    @jacobkosh i emailed you

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Man, this North Korean "nuclear" test seems shifty as fuck.

    Like, setting aside the fact that I've always been curious how NK manages to actually produce people who would have the know-how to build such a thing, the fact that they're saying they can't detect any radioactive particles from the test (and that NK's leadership may be literally insane) really makes me wonder if it wasn't a nuclear test, they just pulled together 5,000 tons of TNT and detonated that.

    If you're not feeding your population and have forced labor camps, it'd be certainly pretty easy to amass that amount. Whereas if you actually wanted to convince the US not to invade you, and you're North Korea, wouldn't you do a surface detonation and make sure everyone was looking at a North Korean mushroom cloud?

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I really prefer science fiction or fantasy where humans aren't the "average" or "flexible" ones. It's so anthropocentric. I like when humans are either the brutish, warlike race, or where they're particularly intelligent and quick to learn but other species are physically far more powerful, etc.

    I thought humans came cross perfectly in ME1

    All the other races were like "Well... we appreciate your enthusiasm but...

    You guys are pushy, greedy, egocentric, rude, boorish and frankly come across as bullies. So."

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    My body so isnt ready for the holiday season, Watch_Dogs looks stupid awesome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LZM3_wp2ps

    bloodyroarxx on
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I'm partial to the scifi idea that life on earth is the crazy batshit mutant bug kind that requires boiling temperatures and breathes poison.

    Their soft insides are outside! They breathe highly corrosive oxygen!

    I'm sure somewhere out there a species breathes fluorine.

    We need to find and kill them.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Man, this North Korean "nuclear" test seems shifty as fuck.

    Like, setting aside the fact that I've always been curious how NK manages to actually produce people who would have the know-how to build such a thing, the fact that they're saying they can't detect any radioactive particles from the test (and that NK's leadership may be literally insane) really makes me wonder if it wasn't a nuclear test, they just pulled together 5,000 tons of TNT and detonated that.

    If you're not feeding your population and have forced labor camps, it'd be certainly pretty easy to amass that amount. Whereas if you actually wanted to convince the US not to invade you, and you're North Korea, wouldn't you do a surface detonation and make sure everyone was looking at a North Korean mushroom cloud?

    You'd get a mushroom cloud with the TNT too actually.

    But then the lack of radiation would also be obviouser I guess.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I've been seeing a 28 year old.

    Makes me feel like babby.

    Does she burp you after feeding?

    No, but she did get one of those child leashes for me.

    Kinky.

    It's not for sex, it's so I don't get lost.

    *knowing nod*

    i need help finding the clitoris sometimes too

    We haven't actually done anything below the belt.

    Or above the belt, either!

    Right now you're strictly belt only huh. Or does the leash attach to a collar.

    The leash is attached to a backpack. It's pretty sweet, the backpack is a monkey and its arms and legs form the straps.

    Edit: Kinda like this guy in 20 years

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    Solomaxwell6 on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    is there really a leash, Solo?

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I really prefer science fiction or fantasy where humans aren't the "average" or "flexible" ones. It's so anthropocentric. I like when humans are either the brutish, warlike race, or where they're particularly intelligent and quick to learn but other species are physically far more powerful, etc.

    I thought humans came cross perfectly in ME1

    All the other races were like "Well... we appreciate your enthusiasm but...

    You guys are pushy, greedy, egocentric, rude, boorish and frankly come across as bullies. So."

    They were also classified as big tough motherfuckers in the same league as Krogan and Turians.

    I quite liked how humans were in ME, though their tech level compared to more established races doesn't make much sense.

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