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GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/)pinch pinchRegistered User regular
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    podly that was tremendously hurtful

    you ain't getting none of this puss

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    waddup Ellie

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
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    Young Truman investigates the flower pot carefully, unaware of the drama that is about to unfold.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Thanatos I overdid it last weekend, so I'm planning on practicing restraint. At least until the weather breaks and I'm not still battling whatever microbe has taken up residence in my sinuses.

    My neighbor threw a party on Saturday. Funnily, I had just been thinking 'oh hey I haven't drank to the point of getting sick since like 2010'

    and beer was like "Oh, hello Tim's ego. I've missed you."
    @TL DR Thanatos would like to introduce Tim's ego to "Thanatos' favorite local dive bars." One of them serves liter beers, if that's your thing, or ridiculously strong mixed drinks. Also, godawful tequila; probably the 5th- or 6th-worst I've had, named after the murder capital of Mexico.

    I'm just saying, Tim's ego sounds like a pretty good guy to hang out with. :bz

    <3

    Tim's ego rages

    Tim is a finnicky bitch nowadays, though, so you have to trick him with lures like 'going out dancing' and 'oh hey it's my birthday!' to get him more than 2 drinks in.
    The next time you are in Seattle, I guarantee you it will be my birthday.

    And before the night is done, you will be convinced that it is your birthday, too.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @organichu I am the same way about videogames. at least mostly. there are certain genres I'm willing to invest the effort in to get good at, but those are getting fewer and farther between.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    haha the dude who does the hysterical literature sessions- the porn stars being pleasured with a vibrator (under the table & off camera) while reading aloud- is the dude who directed that diplo song's video

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Email From FourSquare

    We notice you spend a lot of time at [BURGER KING]
    Guess what? If you have your credit/debit card attached to your ForSquare account you'll automatically have $1 taken off of every $10 purchase.

    That's great and all, but I am never ever spending $10 in a fucking burger king.

    Bless your heart.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Email From FourSquare

    We notice you spend a lot of time at [BURGER KING]
    Guess what? If you have your credit/debit card attached to your ForSquare account you'll automatically have $1 taken off of every $10 purchase.

    That's great and all, but I am never ever spending $10 in a fucking burger king.

    Why not just buy your week's worth of food all at once?

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I had one of these. I'm pretty sure it took a year off my life.
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    man

    i suck at mixing

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Email From FourSquare

    We notice you spend a lot of time at [BURGER KING]
    Guess what? If you have your credit/debit card attached to your ForSquare account you'll automatically have $1 taken off of every $10 purchase.

    That's great and all, but I am never ever spending $10 in a fucking burger king.

    I think the more pressing issue is

    why are you checking in on Foursquare at Burger King?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    @organichu I am the same way about videogames. at least mostly. there are certain genres I'm willing to invest the effort in to get good at, but those are getting fewer and farther between.

    Some genres like shooters have a high degree of overlap compared to something like a strategy game or a Moba. But I agree.

    Corehealer on
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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Email From FourSquare

    We notice you spend a lot of time at [BURGER KING]
    Guess what? If you have your credit/debit card attached to your ForSquare account you'll automatically have $1 taken off of every $10 purchase.

    That's great and all, but I am never ever spending $10 in a fucking burger king.

    So you plan on taking them up on their offer?

    10-1= not 10 anymore!

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Email From FourSquare

    We notice you spend a lot of time at [BURGER KING]
    Guess what? If you have your credit/debit card attached to your ForSquare account you'll automatically have $1 taken off of every $10 purchase.

    That's great and all, but I am never ever spending $10 in a fucking burger king.

    Why not just buy your week's worth of food all at once?

    God, I can't stand to eat at BK more than once a week.
    Edit: Also I see no reason to ever attach my card to my FourSquare account unless they start giving buy 1 get 1 blowjobs.

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Also, re:Google. I called the lady back about a clarification. Turned out that I had misunderstood what she was saying. It sounded like a QA position. It's not. I'm sure there's a new note somewhere in Google's files "dumbass said no before realizing exactly what the position entailed," but I have a headache and I blame that.

    So, yeah, I'm flying back to Mountain View in a few weeks for an interview.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I have some games I enjoy the challenge. Some I rather just play the story. Most of the time I play on medium instead of hard but almost never on easy. If I get really into a game I will do a hard play through afterwards. Games I have done this on recently are Space Marine and ME2. I never have done ME3 on hard, but I might at some point. The journey is fun.

    RTS games depend on the RTS and what hard means. Sometimes I enjoy the challenge, other times I rather play verse a person.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I had one of these. I'm pretty sure it took a year off my life.
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    I saw the donuts-as-a-bap and knew everything I needed to know.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
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    waddup Ellie

    Hey

    sup

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Email From FourSquare

    We notice you spend a lot of time at [BURGER KING]
    Guess what? If you have your credit/debit card attached to your ForSquare account you'll automatically have $1 taken off of every $10 purchase.

    That's great and all, but I am never ever spending $10 in a fucking burger king.

    Why not just buy your week's worth of food all at once?

    God, I can't stand to eat at BK more than once a week.

    I hear that some people go to places like Wegman's or Giant or even Walmart to do their grocery shopping.

    I go to the local mall's food court.

  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    How my day is going today in gif form:

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    &yawn* Afternoon chatters

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Email From FourSquare

    We notice you spend a lot of time at [BURGER KING]
    Guess what? If you have your credit/debit card attached to your ForSquare account you'll automatically have $1 taken off of every $10 purchase.

    That's great and all, but I am never ever spending $10 in a fucking burger king.
    I think the more pressing issue is

    why are you checking in on Foursquare at Burger King?
    I disagree.

    The more pressing issue is "why is FourSquare giving you a coupon when it notices you spend a lot of time at Burger King, instead of the number for the suicide hotline?"

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    @chanus is the only cool person here

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Email From FourSquare

    We notice you spend a lot of time at [BURGER KING]
    Guess what? If you have your credit/debit card attached to your ForSquare account you'll automatically have $1 taken off of every $10 purchase.

    That's great and all, but I am never ever spending $10 in a fucking burger king.

    Why not just buy your week's worth of food all at once?

    God, I can't stand to eat at BK more than once a week.

    I hear that some people go to places like Wegman's or Giant or even Walmart to do their grocery shopping.

    I go to the local mall's food court.

    And just collect free samples from the chinese ladies?
    We call that Food Court Fridays but we haven't done it in awhile

    There is a cajun, west coast, and chinese place.
    All of them are run by this same chinese ladies and all of them have chicken that taste exactly the same.
    And they allllll want to give you free samples.

    Bless your heart.
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
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    waddup Ellie

    Hey

    sup

    man you coulda said.... "Yo"

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Gooey wrote: »
    chanus is the only cool person here

    It's true.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    And my recruiter is a woman with an Asian name, so throughout the conversation all I could think was

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    "Google hired me because they have such a hard time filling their Asian woman quota!"

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=9VmO6Yk8XVo

    Squeeee

    Strada Bianchi tomorrow.

    Also first day of Paris-Nice. American interest courtesy of Tejay Van Garderen who BMC are pretty clearly grooming to take over from Cuddles as their lead grand tour rider.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    chanus is the only cool person here

    It's true.

    buncha posers around here

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I wanna download the Linux kernel source to just look at coding practices.

    But the connection is waaay too unstable for that.

    I really should've thought this through earlier.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Y is wife no here?
    I wunt takeyla

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    @elldren @delmain @poshniallo @21stcentury @rear admiral choco @honk

    I have you six written down as people who either awesomed my post from a few weeks ago (regarding my game project), declared an interest in offering feedback about stabby things, or both. If you're still interested, I have a write-up ready that I can send out.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    QmapKsU.png

    waddup Ellie

    Hey

    sup

    man you coulda said.... "Yo"

    Yo

    fuck gendered marketing
  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Email From FourSquare

    We notice you spend a lot of time at [BURGER KING]
    Guess what? If you have your credit/debit card attached to your ForSquare account you'll automatically have $1 taken off of every $10 purchase.

    That's great and all, but I am never ever spending $10 in a fucking burger king.
    I think the more pressing issue is

    why are you checking in on Foursquare at Burger King?
    I disagree.

    The more pressing issue is "why is FourSquare giving you a coupon when it notices you spend a lot of time at Burger King, instead of the number for the suicide hotline?"

    It gives you the coupon you want, not the coupon you need.

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    And my recruiter is a woman with an Asian name, so throughout the conversation all I could think was

    sejLhSt.jpg

    "Google hired me because they have such a hard time filling their Asian woman quota!"

    hahaha no they don't they fill that one up so fast

    fuck gendered marketing
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    How my day is going today in gif form:

    thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/1212.gif

    in this metaphor are you the tank or the traffic

  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    The tank.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    elldren delmain poshniallo 21stcentury rear admiral choco honk

    I have you six written down as people who either awesomed my post from a few weeks ago (regarding my game project), declared an interest in offering feedback about stabby things, or both. If you're still interested, I have a write-up ready that I can send out.

    @tamin no harm in taking a looksee is there?

    fuck gendered marketing
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