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Big Jeffrey's Thread [Giant Bomb]

Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri LibrarianRegistered User regular
edited March 2013 in Social Entropy++
Big Jeffrey here. I'm here to promote my theme park called Big Jeffery's Theme Park, Alligator Zoo and Used Car Lot. I've got an ad on the knife channel, the only channel anyone should watch, but my son thinks I should put it on the youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF0OTewc8Lw

There's loads of great rides here at Big Jeffery's!

Rosco's Roller Coaster Rampage
Kerbal's Shot To The Moon
SKY TRAIN
The Obstacle Course That Will Wipe You Out
The Dark Eye
Big Jeffery's Story Hour
Jeffery's Ol' Farm
"The Sleeping Dog" Haunted House
The Trucker

Also I hear you kids like to talk about video games and stuff. Well we got an arcade where you nerds can hang out. Or you can just talk about it here, whatever, I don't care. Remember to have fun, like these guys.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    LET'S GET IT OUT OF THE WAY:

    Video Games are pretty good.

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    LET'S GET IT OUT OF THE WAY:

    Video Games are pretty good.

    I disagree

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Bullshit.

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    What is a "videogame"

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  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    I just got Red Faction: Guerrilla Warfare for five bucks. Looking forward to wrecking shit.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    video games can suck my dick

  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    MrDapper wrote: »
    I just got Red Faction: Guerrilla Warfare for five bucks. Looking forward to wrecking shit.

    That's a real good plan. Play on Easy.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    I want to love Guerrilla so much

    but after open-world games like Saint's Row 3 with proper check pointing it's way too aggravating to spend 20 minutes in a mission only to fail over some dumb bullshit and have to replay the whole goddamn thing again

  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    MrDapper wrote: »
    I just got Red Faction: Guerrilla Warfare for five bucks. Looking forward to wrecking shit.

    Tips for enjoying RFG:

    1) Play on easy
    2) The most effective weapon in the game is Truck.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    if you don't play rfg by driving a truck really fast and smashing into things and then you blow up the truck, fuck off

    my dream game is basically saints row 2 but with rfg's destruction tech

    like

    you strap your car down with satchel charges and launch it at a building and hit detonate and the building crumbles

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    alright are video games

  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    whyIhurtallover.xxx

  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    I want to love Guerrilla so much

    but after open-world games like Saint's Row 3 with proper check pointing it's way too aggravating to spend 20 minutes in a mission only to fail over some dumb bullshit and have to replay the whole goddamn thing again
    Play on easy because the gunplay isn't that great.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    one time in sr2 i decided to do the biggest explosion possible

    i covered a car in satchel charges. fucking covered it. i was driving a mobile pile of satchel charges

    then i drove to a gas station, which i also covered in satchel charges

    then i turned on the super explosions and never die cheats

    and i pushed the button

    the next thing i knew i was high enough in the air to activate a goddamn parachute

    it was beautiful

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Like

    as much as I'm looking forward to it

    I will straight up not buy GTA5 if it doesn't have in-mission checkpointing

    fuck your chase missions Rockstar, where it is literally impossible for me to win if I hit something going down an insanely narrow alley because Nico Bellic takes 30 minutes to get back on his motorcycle

  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    It will because the DLC episodes had it.

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    oh thank god

  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    "Alright, here come the kids, so we'll be seeing Big Jeffrey.... about 500 feet from here."

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    God I love the roller coaster rampage quick look

    OP is very questionable since it's missing a "DROP EM"

  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    There's a drop em in the video, I thought that was enough.

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Nah the best weapon in RFG is the Hammer

    unless the Truck IS the hammer and I am not aware

    its been a long time since I played that game, I should hunt down a console copy again. Playing multiplayer hammers-only was so fun

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  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    the best part of the roller coaster rampage QL is the part where jeff makes one that's like 90% deceleration track and calls it the "Chopped 'n Screwed" coaster

    i lose it every goddamn time

  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    I just finished Infamous 2.

    It was REALLY good.

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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    Patrick was lamenting getting slightly scooped by Kotaku.

    No worries, Tricky. Who the fuck reads Kotaku?

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I LOVE PATRICK KLEPEK

    Also on the latest podcast it was pretty cool hearing Vinny talk about juggling his career and dad life

    Just

    Just make a whole podcast of Vinny talking about being a dad

    I would listen to every episode

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Video games are all right.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Video games are all right.

    my dick

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Video games are all right.

    my dick

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Also, thanks to the last iteration of this thread I am playing MGS3 again since it's been a long while since I've gone through the whole thing

    I don't know why I'm so bad at this game. I can tackle MGS2 on European Extreme and it isn't even a thing. Whereas MGS3 on Normal gives me so many problems. The lack of Soliton radar is a big part of it, as is the (stupid) decision to make you always go into first-person view when you're laying in grass

  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Video games are all right.

    Vid eogames are all that's left.

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    vidcons are the light

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    i heard bitgames are the next big thing

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Anyone recall which podcast episode had Jeff (I think) go on a rant about the trap chests in Dark Souls?

    I'd like to take the part where he simulates the chest eating a player "Awurp!") and request someone to mod that as a sound effect in the actual game.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    That Respawn thing doesn't seem like a big deal?

    The split was amicable, happened like half a year ago without anyone noticing and was due to family issues.

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Hey in a previous GB thread someone posted a youtube of a group of people playing a Train Simulator game but I can't find it, anyone know what I'm talking about?

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  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    The Sky Train link in the op is incorrect. Fix it since that's the best.

  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    I am

    a

    god

    damn

    TRUCK

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    not super worried about respawn entertainment because I don't even know what the hell they're doing anyways

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