the internet regularly necros really old threads to reply to a post on the first page with something that I can't tell if it's supposed to be funny or not
God I am so sick of this. Just because she is a womyn on the internet doesn't mean that you have to subject her like this. Of course, I suppose I couldn't expect anything better out of a man, after all, you have no idea the hardships that women go through, there is nothing really equal to it for you.
1. You are a rapist if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her.
2. You are a rapist if you find a drunk girl and have sex with her.
3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.
4. If you are BOTH drunk you may still be a rapist.
5. If she's alternating between puking her guts out and passing out in the bed then you're a rapist.
6. If she's sleeping and you have sex with her you're a rapist.
7. If she's unconscious and you have sex with her then you're a rapist.
8. If she's taking sleeping pills and doesn’t wake up when you have sex with her then you’re a rapist.
9. If she is incapacitated in any way and unable to say 'Yes' then you're a rapist.
10. If you drug her then you're a rapist.
11. If you find a drugged girl and have sex with her then you're a rapist.
12. If you don't bother to ask her permission and she says neither 'Yes' or 'No' then you could be a rapist.
13. You are a rapist if you 'nag' her for sex. Because you manage to ply an eventual 'yes' from a weary victim doesn't mean it's not rape. You are a rapist.
14. You are a rapist if you try to circumvent her "No" by talking her into it. She's not playing hard to get, and, even if she IS it's not YOUR responsibility to 'get' her. You're still a rapist.
15. You are a rapist if you manipulate her into sex when she doesn't otherwise want it. If you say, "If you loved me you’d do X" then you're a rapist. If you say, "All the other kids are doing it!" then you're a rapist.
16. If you threaten her, or act in a way that SHE thinks you're threatening her then you're a rapist. If you puff up and get loud and frustrated while trying to 'talk' her into sex then you're a rapist.
17. You are a rapist if you don't immediately get your hands off of her when she says 'no'. You are a rapist if you take your hands off of her and then put them back ON her after 10 minutes and she eventually 'gives in' to this tactic.
18. You are a rapist if you won't let her sleep peacefully without waking her every 15 minutes asking her for sex. Sleep depravation is a form of torture and YOU are a rapist.
19. If you're necking with her and you're naked and you've already gone down on her and she says 'No' to sex with you and you have sex with her anyway then you're a rapist.
20. If you're engaged in intercourse and she says 'No' at ANY point and you don't immediately stop then you're a rapist.
21. If she said "Yes" to sex with a condom and that condom breaks and you proceed anyway then you're a rapist.
22. If she picked you up at a bar looking for sex and then decides that she doesn't WANT sex and you continue then you're a rapist.
23. If she changes her mind at ANY point for ANY reason and you don't immediately back off or you try to talk her into it and get sex anyway then you're a rapist.
24. If you don't hit her and she says 'No' you're still a rapist.
25. If you don't have a knife or a gun or a garrote and she says 'No' then you're still a rapist.
26. If you're a friend of hers you can still be a rapist.
27. If you had sex with her the night before but she doesn't want morning sex and you pressure her for it anyway then you're a rapist.
28. If you're her husband you can still be a rapist.
29. If it's your wedding night and she doesn't WANT to have sex with you and you force or coerce her anyway then you're a rapist.
30. If she's had sex with you hundreds of times before but doesn't want to on the 101st time then you're a rapist.
31. If you penetrate her anally, orally or digitally against her will then YOU my friend, are ALSO a rapist.
32. Women do not owe you sex.
33. Buying her dinner does not entitle you to sex.
34. Paying her mortgage does not entitle you to sex.
35. Buying her clothing does not entitle you to sex.
36. Buying her lingerie does not entitle you to sex. It also doesn't mean that she has any obligation to wear that lingerie around you.
37. Spending any amount of money on her does not, ever, entitle you to sex.
38. Seeing her legs or cleavage does not entitle you to sex.
39. If she 'turns you on' you're not entitled to sex.
40. If she has fucked every man in a 10 square mile radius and she doesn't want to fuck you and you have sex with her anyway, then you're a rapist.
41. Her clothing is not a reason for you to rape her. Her LACK of clothing is no reason to rape her. If she's wearing a thong and pasties you STILL have no right to rape her.
42. If she's a prostitute and she says "No" then you're a rapist.
43. If she's a stripper and she says "No" then you're a rapist. Likewise, if she's a stripper and she's been rubbing against your dick all night long and you follow her to her car and have sex with her against her will then you are ALSO a rapist.
44. If you watch a woman being raped without calling the authorities then you're as bad as a rapist and you may also be a rapist yourself.
45. If you don't fight rape then you accept rape.
46. If you don't believe a woman when she says she was raped then you're encouraging rape.
47. If you choose to remain friends with a man who raped a woman you are encouraging rape.
48. If you confess to the authorities that you raped a woman it does not exonerate you. You are not suddenly a model of good behavior.
49. If you ‘only’ raped one woman, you’re STILL a rapist.
50. You cannot tell who is a rapist by the way they look. Rapists are your friends, your brothers, your fathers and you won't know it.
51. Do not get frustrated with a woman if she doesn't trust you. SHE already knows that rapists don't wear signs on their foreheads. Something you think is innocuous SHE may find terrifying.
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That list is like a disturbing comedy set by Jeff Foxworthy.
One of my female friends keeps making jokes about how I smell like her uncle when I drink and last weekend she made some joke about inappropriate touching and haha that's what my uncle said too.
She was raped by her uncle.
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52. If you're happy and you know it, you're a rapist.
Good job, don't let some man try and change who you are.
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bychance,
It's a good idea to lurk in forums to get a feel for the general community atmosphere and all the "unwritten" things that are and are not acceptable.
For example, if you had lurked here for a while, you probably would have learned that while making duplicate threads is not a good idea, people only really notice it's a duplicate if the thread is still on the first page and a half. Bumping really, really old threads is generally frowned upon.
Chill out for a bit, just read the forums without posting, and you'll get the hang of it.
Edit: Thank you for the advice. I didn't think much of it, I usually just view around random threads that interest me, than register to post a little.
I don't know why they had to use the movie promo picture, a photo based one with all 6 rangers would have been better. Its not only confusing to the consumer, but it doesn't really stand out. I know if I saw this in a Book/DVD store, I most likely wouldn't give it a second glance. On the German Amazon website, the cast credits only say "Jason David Frank". And he wasn't even in the original 5. lol Oh well.
By the way, here are the German and English episode titles, if there is no English menu on the discs:
001. Die Rückkehr der Hexe / Day Of The Dumpster
002. Höhenangst / High Five
003. Gemeinsamkeit macht stark / Teamwork
004. Das Geheimnis der Kristalle / A Pressing Engagement
005. Die Entführung / Different Drum
006. Eine teuflische Idee/ Food Fight
007. Zordon schlägt Alarm/ Big Sisters
008. Die magische Lampe/ Switching Places
009. Der böse Blick/ I, Eye Guy
010. Angst über den Wolken/ Foul Play In The Sky
011. Ein gefährliches Spielzeug/ For Whom The Bell Trolls
012. Der schwarze Ritter/ Happy Birthday, Zack
013. Der Tag des Clowns/ No Clowing Around
014. Die Riesenkröte/ Power Rangers Punks
015. Der Zweikampf/ Peace, Love And Woe
016. Schwarz wie die Nacht/ Dark Warrior
017. Der Grüne Ranger/ Green with Evil Part 1
018. Das Schwert der Finsternis/ Green with Evil Part 2
019. Der Hinterhalt/ Green with Evil Part 3
020. Alles läuft schief/ Green with Evil Part 4
021. Ritas böser Zauber/ Green with Evil Part 5
022. Ärger mit Schellshock/ The Trouble With Shellshock
023. Zachy und die Spinnen/ Itsy Bitsy Spider
024. Ritas Geheimwaffe/ The Spit Flower
025. Die Partyüberraschung/ Life's A Masquerade
026. Ein gutes Team/ Gung Ho!
027. Insel der Illusionen Teil 1/ Island Of Illusion Part 1
028. Insel der Illusionen Teil 2/ Island Of Illusion Part 2
029. Das verhexte Spinnrad/ Wheel Of Misfortune
030. Der Spiegel des Schreckens/ The Rockstar
031. Glück im Unglück/ Calamity Kimberly
032. Tommy kommt groß raus/ A Star Is Born
033. Ein Geschenk für Rita/ The Yolk's On You
034. Die geheimnisvolle Kerze Teil 1/ The Green Candle Part 1
035. Die geheimnisvolle Kerze Teil 2/ The Green Candle Part 2
036. Der Panzersaurus/ Birds Of A Feather
037. Schrecken ohne Ende/ Clean Up Club
038. Doppelgänger / A Bad Reflection On You
039. Der Unbesiegbare Teil 1/ Doomsday Part 1
040. Der Unbesiegbare Teil 2/ Doomsday Part 2
041. Ein gemeiner Trick/ A Pig Surprise
042. Abenteuer unter Wasser/ Something Fishy
043. Sturm über Angel Grove/ Lions And Blizzards
044. Die Schlingpflanze/ Rita's Seed Of Evil
045. Der herrenlose Hund/ To Flea Or Not To Flea
046. Die Zeitkapsel/ Reign Of The Jellyfish
047. Der Zauberkristall/ Crystal Of Nightmares
048. Trini in Not/ Plague Of The Mantis
049. Der Kampf um die Powermünzen Teil 1/Return Of An Old Friend Part 1
050. Der Kampf um die Powermünzen Teil 2/Return Of An Old Friend Part 2
051. Mit Gift und Stachel/ Grumble Bee
052. Das Monster mit den zwei Köpfen/Two Heads Are Better Than One
053. Kalt erwischt/ Enter... The Lizzinator
054. Wie gewonnen so zerronnen/ Trick or Treat
055. Die zweite Chance/ Second Chance
056. Freund oder Feind? / Foul Play
057. Der Eidechsenmann/ On Finds And Needles
058. Punktgewinn für Tommy/ Football Season
059. Die Zwillinge des Bösen/ Mighty Morphin Mutants
060. Das Geburtstagsgeschenk/ An Oyster Stew
I think season two will be released within the next month or so. They'll also be releasing Zeo, so that will be interesting. I'm not a big fan of Zeo or anything, but I do like the episodes when Jason comes back.
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God I am so sick of this. Just because she is a womyn on the internet doesn't mean that you have to subject her like this. Of course, I suppose I couldn't expect anything better out of a man, after all, you have no idea the hardships that women go through, there is nothing really equal to it for you.
You should forward her to your feminist website.
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1. You are a rapist if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her.
2. You are a rapist if you find a drunk girl and have sex with her.
3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.
4. If you are BOTH drunk you may still be a rapist.
5. If she's alternating between puking her guts out and passing out in the bed then you're a rapist.
6. If she's sleeping and you have sex with her you're a rapist.
7. If she's unconscious and you have sex with her then you're a rapist.
8. If she's taking sleeping pills and doesn’t wake up when you have sex with her then you’re a rapist.
9. If she is incapacitated in any way and unable to say 'Yes' then you're a rapist.
10. If you drug her then you're a rapist.
11. If you find a drugged girl and have sex with her then you're a rapist.
12. If you don't bother to ask her permission and she says neither 'Yes' or 'No' then you could be a rapist.
13. You are a rapist if you 'nag' her for sex. Because you manage to ply an eventual 'yes' from a weary victim doesn't mean it's not rape. You are a rapist.
14. You are a rapist if you try to circumvent her "No" by talking her into it. She's not playing hard to get, and, even if she IS it's not YOUR responsibility to 'get' her. You're still a rapist.
15. You are a rapist if you manipulate her into sex when she doesn't otherwise want it. If you say, "If you loved me you’d do X" then you're a rapist. If you say, "All the other kids are doing it!" then you're a rapist.
16. If you threaten her, or act in a way that SHE thinks you're threatening her then you're a rapist. If you puff up and get loud and frustrated while trying to 'talk' her into sex then you're a rapist.
17. You are a rapist if you don't immediately get your hands off of her when she says 'no'. You are a rapist if you take your hands off of her and then put them back ON her after 10 minutes and she eventually 'gives in' to this tactic.
18. You are a rapist if you won't let her sleep peacefully without waking her every 15 minutes asking her for sex. Sleep depravation is a form of torture and YOU are a rapist.
19. If you're necking with her and you're naked and you've already gone down on her and she says 'No' to sex with you and you have sex with her anyway then you're a rapist.
20. If you're engaged in intercourse and she says 'No' at ANY point and you don't immediately stop then you're a rapist.
21. If she said "Yes" to sex with a condom and that condom breaks and you proceed anyway then you're a rapist.
22. If she picked you up at a bar looking for sex and then decides that she doesn't WANT sex and you continue then you're a rapist.
23. If she changes her mind at ANY point for ANY reason and you don't immediately back off or you try to talk her into it and get sex anyway then you're a rapist.
24. If you don't hit her and she says 'No' you're still a rapist.
25. If you don't have a knife or a gun or a garrote and she says 'No' then you're still a rapist.
26. If you're a friend of hers you can still be a rapist.
27. If you had sex with her the night before but she doesn't want morning sex and you pressure her for it anyway then you're a rapist.
28. If you're her husband you can still be a rapist.
29. If it's your wedding night and she doesn't WANT to have sex with you and you force or coerce her anyway then you're a rapist.
30. If she's had sex with you hundreds of times before but doesn't want to on the 101st time then you're a rapist.
31. If you penetrate her anally, orally or digitally against her will then YOU my friend, are ALSO a rapist.
32. Women do not owe you sex.
33. Buying her dinner does not entitle you to sex.
34. Paying her mortgage does not entitle you to sex.
35. Buying her clothing does not entitle you to sex.
36. Buying her lingerie does not entitle you to sex. It also doesn't mean that she has any obligation to wear that lingerie around you.
37. Spending any amount of money on her does not, ever, entitle you to sex.
38. Seeing her legs or cleavage does not entitle you to sex.
39. If she 'turns you on' you're not entitled to sex.
40. If she has fucked every man in a 10 square mile radius and she doesn't want to fuck you and you have sex with her anyway, then you're a rapist.
41. Her clothing is not a reason for you to rape her. Her LACK of clothing is no reason to rape her. If she's wearing a thong and pasties you STILL have no right to rape her.
42. If she's a prostitute and she says "No" then you're a rapist.
43. If she's a stripper and she says "No" then you're a rapist. Likewise, if she's a stripper and she's been rubbing against your dick all night long and you follow her to her car and have sex with her against her will then you are ALSO a rapist.
44. If you watch a woman being raped without calling the authorities then you're as bad as a rapist and you may also be a rapist yourself.
45. If you don't fight rape then you accept rape.
46. If you don't believe a woman when she says she was raped then you're encouraging rape.
47. If you choose to remain friends with a man who raped a woman you are encouraging rape.
48. If you confess to the authorities that you raped a woman it does not exonerate you. You are not suddenly a model of good behavior.
49. If you ‘only’ raped one woman, you’re STILL a rapist.
50. You cannot tell who is a rapist by the way they look. Rapists are your friends, your brothers, your fathers and you won't know it.
51. Do not get frustrated with a woman if she doesn't trust you. SHE already knows that rapists don't wear signs on their foreheads. Something you think is innocuous SHE may find terrifying.
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She was raped by her uncle.
"If you get a woman drunk in a bar just in hopes of getting a BJ in the bathroom, you just might be a rapist"
"If you've ever masturbated to porno on the internet, you just might be a rapist"
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"If you enjoy sex at all, you might be a rapist."
I've witness this sort of behavior in just about every sci-fi/comic book/fantasy oriented forum there is. Thats the general atmosphere.
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Because thats the way I like it to look. :...:
so of course it's nothing to do with you
Good job, don't let some man try and change who you are.
It's a good idea to lurk in forums to get a feel for the general community atmosphere and all the "unwritten" things that are and are not acceptable.
For example, if you had lurked here for a while, you probably would have learned that while making duplicate threads is not a good idea, people only really notice it's a duplicate if the thread is still on the first page and a half. Bumping really, really old threads is generally frowned upon.
Chill out for a bit, just read the forums without posting, and you'll get the hang of it.
I don't know why they had to use the movie promo picture, a photo based one with all 6 rangers would have been better. Its not only confusing to the consumer, but it doesn't really stand out. I know if I saw this in a Book/DVD store, I most likely wouldn't give it a second glance. On the German Amazon website, the cast credits only say "Jason David Frank". And he wasn't even in the original 5. lol Oh well.
http://www.amazon.de/Power-Rangers-Mighty-Morphin-Classixx/dp/B000O59Z6G/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/302-7291253-4124002?ie=UTF8&
By the way, here are the German and English episode titles, if there is no English menu on the discs:
001. Die Rückkehr der Hexe / Day Of The Dumpster
002. Höhenangst / High Five
003. Gemeinsamkeit macht stark / Teamwork
004. Das Geheimnis der Kristalle / A Pressing Engagement
005. Die Entführung / Different Drum
006. Eine teuflische Idee/ Food Fight
007. Zordon schlägt Alarm/ Big Sisters
008. Die magische Lampe/ Switching Places
009. Der böse Blick/ I, Eye Guy
010. Angst über den Wolken/ Foul Play In The Sky
011. Ein gefährliches Spielzeug/ For Whom The Bell Trolls
012. Der schwarze Ritter/ Happy Birthday, Zack
013. Der Tag des Clowns/ No Clowing Around
014. Die Riesenkröte/ Power Rangers Punks
015. Der Zweikampf/ Peace, Love And Woe
016. Schwarz wie die Nacht/ Dark Warrior
017. Der Grüne Ranger/ Green with Evil Part 1
018. Das Schwert der Finsternis/ Green with Evil Part 2
019. Der Hinterhalt/ Green with Evil Part 3
020. Alles läuft schief/ Green with Evil Part 4
021. Ritas böser Zauber/ Green with Evil Part 5
022. Ärger mit Schellshock/ The Trouble With Shellshock
023. Zachy und die Spinnen/ Itsy Bitsy Spider
024. Ritas Geheimwaffe/ The Spit Flower
025. Die Partyüberraschung/ Life's A Masquerade
026. Ein gutes Team/ Gung Ho!
027. Insel der Illusionen Teil 1/ Island Of Illusion Part 1
028. Insel der Illusionen Teil 2/ Island Of Illusion Part 2
029. Das verhexte Spinnrad/ Wheel Of Misfortune
030. Der Spiegel des Schreckens/ The Rockstar
031. Glück im Unglück/ Calamity Kimberly
032. Tommy kommt groß raus/ A Star Is Born
033. Ein Geschenk für Rita/ The Yolk's On You
034. Die geheimnisvolle Kerze Teil 1/ The Green Candle Part 1
035. Die geheimnisvolle Kerze Teil 2/ The Green Candle Part 2
036. Der Panzersaurus/ Birds Of A Feather
037. Schrecken ohne Ende/ Clean Up Club
038. Doppelgänger / A Bad Reflection On You
039. Der Unbesiegbare Teil 1/ Doomsday Part 1
040. Der Unbesiegbare Teil 2/ Doomsday Part 2
041. Ein gemeiner Trick/ A Pig Surprise
042. Abenteuer unter Wasser/ Something Fishy
043. Sturm über Angel Grove/ Lions And Blizzards
044. Die Schlingpflanze/ Rita's Seed Of Evil
045. Der herrenlose Hund/ To Flea Or Not To Flea
046. Die Zeitkapsel/ Reign Of The Jellyfish
047. Der Zauberkristall/ Crystal Of Nightmares
048. Trini in Not/ Plague Of The Mantis
049. Der Kampf um die Powermünzen Teil 1/Return Of An Old Friend Part 1
050. Der Kampf um die Powermünzen Teil 2/Return Of An Old Friend Part 2
051. Mit Gift und Stachel/ Grumble Bee
052. Das Monster mit den zwei Köpfen/Two Heads Are Better Than One
053. Kalt erwischt/ Enter... The Lizzinator
054. Wie gewonnen so zerronnen/ Trick or Treat
055. Die zweite Chance/ Second Chance
056. Freund oder Feind? / Foul Play
057. Der Eidechsenmann/ On Finds And Needles
058. Punktgewinn für Tommy/ Football Season
059. Die Zwillinge des Bösen/ Mighty Morphin Mutants
060. Das Geburtstagsgeschenk/ An Oyster Stew
I think season two will be released within the next month or so. They'll also be releasing Zeo, so that will be interesting. I'm not a big fan of Zeo or anything, but I do like the episodes when Jason comes back.
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Stop oppressing womyn pig.