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[PATV] Monday, March 18, 2013 - CheckPoint Season 1, Ep. 40: Five Servings of Zombie

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image[PATV] Monday, March 18, 2013 - CheckPoint Season 1, Ep. 40: Five Servings of Zombie

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  • GilhelmiGilhelmi Registered User regular
    I love Lord British. I should donate just because of his Awesomeness.

  • HrugnerHrugner Registered User regular
    Did he mean Kickstarter Reformation? Though a Restoration could prove interesting as well, I think my English history is too rough to really get that joke.

  • metroidkillahmetroidkillah Local Bunman Free Country, USARegistered User regular
    So Suda 51 gives a generic and uninspiring statement about something only mildly related to the PS4 (and gaming in general), and... what? I wish I were famous enough to get away with saying blandly obvious things and still be treated like I was still relevant.

    I'm not a nice guy, I just play one in real life.
  • WarpZoneWarpZone Registered User regular
    Oh THAT'S what the "forgiveness" tier was all about? I thought "forgiveness" just meant "nothing" and they were being cute about tying it into the game lore.

  • GrahamSGrahamS Registered User regular
    So Suda 51 gives a generic and uninspiring statement about something only mildly related to the PS4 (and gaming in general), and... what? I wish I were famous enough to get away with saying blandly obvious things and still be treated like I was still relevant.
    We... thought it was funny that he said, "That makes me horny" actually.

  • metroidkillahmetroidkillah Local Bunman Free Country, USARegistered User regular
    @GrahamS: Well, that does make more sense... maybe. In my defense, it's such a juxtaposition of tone that I assumed that last little bit was Kathleen's own commentary- which was actually funnier to me then than the full quote is now.

    I still think Suda 51 is no longer relevant in the video game industry, though. And the fact that he clearly feels the need to outwardly act so "quirky" doesn't help his case. He reminds me of that one shock jock whose name I can't remember.

    I'm not a nice guy, I just play one in real life.
  • BuzkoBuzko Registered User new member
    Reformation, not Restoration. Otherwise, a quality joke :)

  • enderandrewenderandrew Systems Engineer OmahaRegistered User regular
    It isn't uncommon for a Kickstarter campaign to have a low-level pledge ($1, $5, $10) where you don't receive the product. You're just throwing in a few bucks to support the campaign. Sometimes you just get a forum avatar. So Richard Garriot's campaign isn't unusual in that regard.

  • PinPrickNachoMancyPinPrickNachoMancy Registered User regular
    So does this mean I may finally be able to play through the Metroid games, since playing an icky girl was clearly unacceptable. I flatly do not understand this new wave of customizing games on the basis of a character's sex.

  • wormspeakerwormspeaker Objectively Terrible Registered User regular
    "Blizzard planned ahead and all of the servers were fine."

    Blizzard still knows how to do that?

  • wormspeakerwormspeaker Objectively Terrible Registered User regular
    @GrahamS

    "We... thought it was funny that he said, "That makes me horny" actually."

    It is not uncommon for technology related news to give me an erection. I thought that was a normal reaction.

  • enderandrewenderandrew Systems Engineer OmahaRegistered User regular
    @PinPrickNachoMancy - My daughter is always looking for heroes in pop-culture to look up to. When playing games, she prefers those with playable female characters, which are still few and far between.

    When I took her to see The Avengers, she noted there was only one female hero (who was almost there as an after-thought).

    I don't think we need to force minority quotas just because, and that we need to create more female heroes solely to create female heroes. Instead we should just focus on telling good stories, but at some point we need to question why when we tell stories that it is almost automatically a given that a hero must be male.

  • phatakuphataku Registered User regular
    The reason why, historically, most heroes are male is because males are the disposable sex. This is because one man can conceive many children in a short time span, while one woman can only have 1.3 children per year (and only until menopause). Men have always been expendable in battle, so it is men who have had the opportunity to become heroes (or cannon fodder). I would like to flip this around though. Why is it that when you are fighting human enemies who die in the hundreds or thousands that they are always male? Why can't we kill thousands of women? Society naturally objects to this because there is an evolutionary mandate to keep women as far away from war as possible. I don't understand why women are complaining. I -for one- wouldn't mind being objectified for my sexuality in a videogame, if it meant I would be spared objectification as a disposable target to be murdered.

  • ironzergironzerg Registered User regular
    WTB [That makes me horny!] ringtone.

    What? Too soon?

  • Don RebaDon Reba Registered User regular
    It takes a special mastery to get away with explaining your own jokes.

  • bbobjsbbobjs Registered User new member
    @enderandrew Rather than asking why females are rarely cast as heroes, I think a better question would be why (despite society's increasingly feminist tendencies) have female heroes not become more frequent (if anything they've declined)? I'd argue the primary causes are the increasingly homogenized nature of pop culture and an increased trend towards risk aversion in all aspects of society. Beyond that there's probably something to be said of what personality traits and characteristics make a character feminine and the depressing lack of overlap with cut and paste hero archetypes... that's not to say feminine characteristics aren't heroic, just that it's challenging to translate the way in which they are into a compelling narrative. For example the trial every mother is put through could easily be paralleled with the hero's journey but it's a type of heroics that literally every person has directly experienced and thus is significantly undervalued by most.

  • bbobjsbbobjs Registered User new member
    @enderandrew Rather than asking why females are rarely cast as heroes, I think a better question would be why (despite society's increasingly feminist tendencies) have female heroes not become more frequent (if anything they've declined)? I'd argue the primary causes are the increasingly homogenized nature of pop culture and an increased trend towards risk aversion in all aspects of society. Beyond that there's probably something to be said of what personality traits and characteristics make a character feminine and the depressing lack of overlap with cut and paste hero archetypes... that's not to say feminine characteristics aren't heroic, just that it's challenging to translate the way in which they are into a compelling narrative. For example the trial every mother is put through could easily be paralleled with the hero's journey but it's a type of heroics that literally every person has directly experienced and thus is significantly undervalued by most.

  • SiddownSiddown Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    @bbobjs

    You know that Tomb Raider comic from a few days ago where Gabe was trying to come up with some crazy complicated solution, and Tycho said "maybe you should just jump up on that ledge"?

    The joke was that he was way over thinking the issue as you are now. Look who writes the games, look who they think the games are targeting and you pretty much get your answer.

    Siddown on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    phataku wrote: »
    The reason why, historically, most heroes are male is because males are the disposable sex. This is because one man can conceive many children in a short time span, while one woman can only have 1.3 children per year (and only until menopause). Men have always been expendable in battle, so it is men who have had the opportunity to become heroes (or cannon fodder).

    Ignoring that this is the kind of drivel that gives evolutionary psychology a bad name, what does it have to do with "There should be more games with female protagonists?"
    phataku wrote: »
    I would like to flip this around though. Why is it that when you are fighting human enemies who die in the hundreds or thousands that they are always male? Why can't we kill thousands of women?

    Context.
    phataku wrote: »
    Society naturally objects to this because there is an evolutionary mandate to keep women as far away from war as possible.

    Or because women have historically been a socially oppressed class, and acts of aggression toward them are viewed in that light.
    phataku wrote: »
    I don't understand why women are complaining.

    Generally speaking, because they have historically been a socially oppressed class.
    phataku wrote: »
    I -for one- wouldn't mind being objectified for my sexuality in a videogame, if it meant I would be spared objectification as a disposable target to be murdered.

    Good for you. But some of us don't consider oppression to be a zero-sum game, where we have to choose some amount of oppression that we're not allowed to complain about.

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  • bottlefacebottleface Registered User regular
    I appreciate the Canadian love with the mention that it would be Day-Zed : )

  • phatakuphataku Registered User regular
    Framling wrote: »
    phataku wrote: »
    The reason why, historically, most heroes are male is because males are the disposable sex. This is because one man can conceive many children in a short time span, while one woman can only have 1.3 children per year (and only until menopause). Men have always been expendable in battle, so it is men who have had the opportunity to become heroes (or cannon fodder).

    Ignoring that this is the kind of drivel that gives evolutionary psychology a bad name, what does it have to do with "There should be more games with female protagonists?"

    How is any of that drivel? It's all fact. I assume you took biology, and have at least a passing understanding of human reproduction. Males are the more disposable of the two sexes. Historically, the ends of all great nation-states have always been heralded by a decline in population growth. Women are far too valuable to waste on war. As to your question, videogames (much like cinema) are a reflection of the culture in which they are created. In our Western culture, recent history is filled with male warriors and soldiers. This doesn't diminish the sacrifices of female soldiers. This only reflects that their contribution is more recent and comparatively small. So when developers head to the well for inspiration, they come back with legends and tales from a time and place when men fought the wars. You imply malicious persecution where none exists.
    Framling wrote: »
    phataku wrote: »
    I would like to flip this around though. Why is it that when you are fighting human enemies who die in the hundreds or thousands that they are always male? Why can't we kill thousands of women?

    Context.

    I will try to decipher your attempt at pithiness. If by "Context" you mean that there have been no conflicts where the majority of casualties were women, you would be right. You also happen to validate my "drivel" above. If you mean that tired cliche of "men make war and women make peace", and that women would not commit such violence (ignoring the many examples I could site to the contrary), let's assume you are correct. How could one create at tale of violent conflict without a dispenser of violence. I would ask you to elaborate on your "Context".
    Framling wrote: »
    phataku wrote: »
    Society naturally objects to this because there is an evolutionary mandate to keep women as far away from war as possible.

    Or because women have historically been a socially oppressed class, and acts of aggression toward them are viewed in that light.

    As far as I can tell, Patriarchy theory does not suggest that men shy away from doing violence to women. On the contrary, it suggests that men have historically used violence (or threat of violence) to control women. This is, of course, absurd if given more than a cursory inspection. Societies from all times in history and many disparate lands have striven to deliver women from violent conflict. This patriarchal conspiracy would seem to transcend time and space, considering how widely spread and isolated from one another are its practitioners. A more likely explanation is that our psychology has evolved alongside our physical evolution. Almost as if our genes know what is best for the survival of the species. If "social oppression" means not being forced by your king or country to die horribly in a foreign battlefield, then sign me up. The fact is, true social oppression is being forced to pay the ultimate price for no other reason than the genitals you were born with.
    Framling wrote: »
    phataku wrote: »
    I don't understand why women are complaining.

    Generally speaking, because they have historically been a socially oppressed class.

    It seems feminism has only one nebulously ill defined cause of societies woes. They complain because acts that were once a brutal necessity of life have been romanticised by popular culture, and they want to imagine themselves in this rose colored world of heroics. Why do you think people re-enact medieval wars and the American civil war, but not any of the modern wars? We have film footage of the terrifying, brutal reality of modern warfare. No one wants to play "lets pretend I got napalmed", or "I lost my legs to a landmine". They seek participation in a fantasy that has never existed. That's fine, since "Gears of War" and "Halo" never really happened either. The inspiration for those stories, however, is a violent reality in which millions of men have lost their lives.
    Framling wrote: »
    phataku wrote: »
    I -for one- wouldn't mind being objectified for my sexuality in a videogame, if it meant I would be spared objectification as a disposable target to be murdered.

    Good for you. But some of us don't consider oppression to be a zero-sum game, where we have to choose some amount of oppression that we're not allowed to complain about.

    I never said it was a zero-sum game. I merely stated that, given a choice of one or the other, I'd rather be lusted after than shot at. Women can complain all they want. I just ask them to realize their own hypocritical entitled attitude. Consider that (in the USA) men purchased the right to vote with compulsory registration in the selective service (Draft). This means good old Uncle Sam can tell me to go fight and die for my country, and if I refuse, I do so at the peril of my freedom. Women are asked to pay no such price, yet I don't hear feminists clamoring for women's draft registration. I hear feminists complain about the "Glass Ceiling" that keeps women from the highest paid jobs, but not about the "Glass Basement" a shocking lack of gender parity when it comes to dirty and dangerous jobs. Here's a hint, they are all the jobs that still bear the suffix "-man": Garbage-man, Fisher-man, etc. This is because feminism isn't about equality. It's about securing extra provision and prerogatives for women at the expense of men. And what does feminism say about women? If women are not inferior to men, why do they require a "leg-up" from society? If women are so empowered, why did they not rise up and seize control long ago? It is only in this new cushioned society, insulated from the threats of the world, that women have been able to complain about the protection and provision they receive from men. Feminism is the true misogyny. It is the soft bigotry of low expectation.

  • wartjr2373wartjr2373 Registered User regular
    Not sure if it will be noticed here, but this video appears under Season 1 instead of Season 2.

  • StayPhrostyStayPhrosty Registered User regular
    You heard it here first folks, chauvinism is totally rational and if we would just sit down and take a look at the history of the draft then we can justify any bigoted viewpoint. Because, hey, it happened in the past so it's totally cool that it's happening now.

  • BakessnakesBakessnakes Registered User regular
    @phataku I just... what?!

    You have
    a) a terrible understanding of the goals of feminism and
    b) a draconian understanding of human societal evolution.

    Wanting there to be more female protagonists is primarily a desire to have fair representation in culture. No matter the initial reason for the cultural tendency for men to be heroes, the world works differently than our histories and legends. Our contemporary narratives should reflect the realities of modernity.

  • The Good Doctor TranThe Good Doctor Tran Registered User regular
    I have never been so glad for the vote down button. Just calling out one particular notion here...
    phataku wrote:
    A more likely explanation is that our psychology has evolved alongside our physical evolution. Almost as if our genes know what is best for the survival of the species

    I feel like your byzantine arguments might've masked this particular bit of hilarity. Deputizing pop biology into an argument toward discrimination is an old tactic - in fact, it's been used to justify the oppression of virtually every suspect class since the notion of mechanistic evolution was first proposed. You don't get to have this card - rational people are revoking it.

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  • phatakuphataku Registered User regular
    Why is it that the people who disagree with me make blanket statements declaring me wrong, without any explanation to back up their claims?

    @Bakessnakes you say I have a "terrible understanding of the goals of feminism". I would posit that it is feminists who have a terrible understanding of the goals of feminism. Their ideology is so transitory and indistinct that there are several dozen different branches of feminism: Radical Feminism, Separatist Feminism, Sex Positive, Cultural Feminism , Eco-Feminism, Amazon Feminism, etc. It seems there is a new type every week. When you argue against an asinine feminist viewpoint, there in -invariably- several dozen self-described "feminists" who say "Not all feminists are like that" (NAFALT for short). So then, who believes what? If every feminist has their own set of beliefs, how can "feminism" exist as an ideology? They intentionally make themselves a wisp of smoke, intangible and undefinable. So that you waste your time arguing while you get demagogued as a mysoginist, or a rapist, or rape apologist, or rape culture supporter, or some other piss-poor attempt at a gaslighting adhominem.

    @The Good Doctor Tran My argument does not justify discrimination, and I made no attempt to do so. You are reading into my comments with your own bias. It is a fact that our brains and bodies have evolved together. It is also fact that there are beneficial/harmful character traits the same as there are beneficial/harmful physical traits. I find it interesting, the cognitive dissonance that must exist in the brain of an atheist feminist. They must insist that evolution does and does not exist at the same time. It's like Schrödinger's cat. They don't decide which until they look in the box, and then they pick whichever viewpoint backs up their arguments.

  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    phataku wrote: »
    Why is it that the people who disagree with me make blanket statements declaring me wrong, without any explanation to back up their claims?

    In general, because we don't have the time or the energy to wade through your shit.

    And because it wouldn't make any difference anyway, since it seems that the only hypotheses you'll consider are the ones that don't require you to change your mind about anything.

    Framling on
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