Florals, for spring? Groundbreaking. [Beauty/Fashion Thread]

MadEddy

N1tSt4lker wrote: »

I...I think the bra-release feeling must be a large busted girl thing? I have very rarely had that feeling--only in circumstances like a bra I didn't realize was uncomfortable until it was too late to change it, or when the top I was wearing made the bra weird, or a bad strapless--but I'm a 34A. I...like wearing bras.... Maybe I'm just weird?

I dunno. I'm a 30D (which is only actually a cup size up from you; I just have a weirdly narrow ribcage) and I love taking my bra off at the end of the day. If it were socially acceptable to have my nipples out all the time and I didn't need a bra for cleavage, I would probably only ever wear them to work out.

Cilla Black

I could see those shoes working very well in certain, hyper-specific outfits.

Futore

though I may not have breasts, I too understand the relief of taking restrictive/supportive items of clothing off at the end of the day and letting certain things hang footloose and fancy free

it can be god damned wonderful.

Blake T

penis

Futore

blake, i am currently heartily chuckling about the BBCode you had to write to do a whisper post of "penis" on this here forum

Blake T

penis

Lost Salient

We talking bout the Pen 15 club in here?

Yesterday during naptime at my job one of my students came up to me after using the restroom and stared for a while and when I asked what was wrong he goes, "my Johnny is stuck."

Lost Salient

I laughed and laughed and laughed but real talk it was totally stuck and I felt kinda bad for him

Tef

Aaaahhhhh

tynic

Stuck ... Where? Zipper? In a door? Still stuck in the bathroom? Did he leave the bathroom without his wing wang?

Futore

tynic wrote: »

Stuck ... Where? Still stuck in the bathroom? Did he leave the bathroom without his wing wang?

kid's just showing off now

Ruby Rhod

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

HellaJeff

So I found a store to get 511. but they are stretch. after research the only way to get rigid/raw denim us to spend 120 a pair. So I think I'll go with the stretch and buy true to size

Lost Salient

It was like, stuck in the band of his underpants

Complicated business, these johnnies.

Then he told me he bought his shirt at the shirt store. But not his pants. Those were from the pants store.

In other fashion news I went shopping today and bought three new tops and a dress and a skirt and a pair of pants. Also some hiking boots. Hooray!

ahava

i get paid tomorrow! yay!

I get to take some of my spending money and go to Lush! yay!

and maybe a makeup counter!

but what I really want is to go to one of the dept stores here and find me a nice, comfy, all-purpose cardigan. because it's starting to get chilly.

Fyndir

I thought you lived in Sunland now, Hava? Isn't "chilly" there like 25C?

ahava

Nah, that's over in Aussie. I'm in Kiwiland. It can get down to single digits now.

But the evenings are getting into the teens.

also, at work I'm sitting right underneath an air conditioner. it gets cold.

Gatsby

working on sunday today means I finally have a little to spend on new boots and some other stuff

pooka

yesterday, i went to a thrift store that actually smelled of piss. but, i got a sweet blue belt, a grey shirtdress (which i hope fits well; i tried it on over my clothes and still felt a little wary), a nice enough box to hide miscellany, small mirror, small colored pencil of London and a couple framed Flower Fairy prints for 15 bucks, so i think it was worth it.

i know i am the bulk of the interiors threrad, but once i get a few more boxes unpacked, i have such an update. hope i can get to it before i leave...

N1tSt4lker

pooka wrote: »

yesterday, i went to a thrift store that actually smelled of piss. but, i got a sweet blue belt, a grey shirtdress (which i hope fits well; i tried it on over my clothes and still felt a little wary), a nice enough box to hide miscellany, small mirror, small colored pencil of London and a couple framed Flower Fairy prints for 15 bucks, so i think it was worth it.

i know i am the bulk of the interiors threrad, but once i get a few more boxes unpacked, i have such an update. hope i can get to it before i leave...

A while back, the Goodwill by my house had signs posted in the dressing rooms asking for patrons to please not use the dressing as bathrooms, that there were bathrooms in the back for patrons to use if they needed. Said signs always made me laugh while feeling a bit horrified at the same time. The signs are gone now, but I still refuse to take my shoes off when using those dressing rooms. haha

Quetzi

Yeah that happens all the time in thrift stores. My local Sal's for a while didn't have dressing rooms anymore because they got sick of it.

Ruby Rhod

I worked at a thrift store when I was in high school. One time I was making the rounds, hanging clothes, and I smelled something foul in the vicinity of one of those circle clothes racks. I decided to find out what the hell it was, and peeked in the middle and oh my god, it was a massive, semi liquid pile of crap. I about vomited right there.

Went to tell my supervisor that someone took a shit in the clothes rack, and he said "So when are you going to clean it?" I told him to fuck off, there is no way in hell I am cleaning up peoples shit, especially when I'm not even being paid, and just walked out.

I can still smell it when I think about it. Ugh.

Grey Ghost

Blake T

I love those two posts in sequence.

World as Myth

gg you are a bonafide stud

Grey Ghost

World as Myth wrote: »

gg you are a bonafide stud

Get over here and say that to my face, sweetheart

Vixx

I'd compliment you @Grey Ghost but then you would just tell me that I'm being creepy

this is the last time I am making a reference to that incident

I promise

RubberAC

I am bummed for when my brother moves out and i can't keep stealing his clothes
i'd never worn a peacoat before man they are comfy as heck
i think it's a little too small though. OH WELL

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Lost Salient

Fashion shopping photo dump! I uhh might have bought some monk pants and a yoga top to go with them.

But they're like... really comfortable.

I also got a new dress...

And a top/skirt combo that is prooobably not as work appropriate as I'd like.

And this top that I totally don't need and can't wear to work without something under it but LOOK AT THE BACK

Please ignore my current arm fatness due to three months of not working out and focus on YISSS NEW CLOTHES

Gatsby

Goddamn LS, them some nice dresses!

tynic

Love those monk pants geez! Also that dress is gorgeous and you are rocking it.

tynic

Oh, while I'm in here. Can people post any rad boots they happen to have bookmarked? I'm still desperate for footwear and I'm running out of sources.

Antimatter

daaaamn sali

ahava

you look great, @Lost salient and you hush about your arms they're gorgeous!

I love love love that dress. That looks fantastic on you!

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Antimatter

Shorty

bowties are the pierced eyebrow of the Republican party

pooka

lovin' every single item there, Lost. was this retail or thrift? i may have aspirations towards the first outfit...

Brian Krakow

The only person I've met who wore a bow tie was completely insufferable.

Which is not to say that most people who wear bow ties are bad people, only that I've been put off them for life.