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My boyfriend keeps stealing all my games.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Your first post is a thread that links to some site.

    This does not make a good first impression.
    But we can keep the thread right? Because it turned out kinda fun
    That's up to an SE mod.

    I have no clue how any of this shit works.

    Before Vanilla, mods would only show up with a Mod "badge" if they were posting in the board they were a mod for. Other boards they would show without one (I think, I may not be remembering that correctly though).

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    i just keep farting. What the fuck did i eat?

    was it you questionable store bought apple pie?

    I bet it was, you fucker.

    I love days where I just keep getting good farts. Just emptying rooms, cropdusting children...

    It makes me believe that a higher power has blessed me.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    The spam filter saps and impurifies all of our precious bodily fluids.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Butler wrote: »
    re: your boyfriend problem

    give him the dick

    that's your solution to everything.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    the spam filter is trying to steal my fillings and is controlled by chemtrails

    the spam filter is controlled by the the free masons

    who are controlled by the papists

    where's lorc

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    the spam filter is trying to steal my fillings and is controlled by chemtrails

    the spam filter is controlled by the the free masons

    who are controlled by the papists

    where's lorc

    eaten by werewolves.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    The spam filter gave me a dog and then killed it, just so it could say it killed my dog.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Your first post is a thread that links to some site.

    This does not make a good first impression.
    But we can keep the thread right? Because it turned out kinda fun
    That's up to an SE mod.

    I have no clue how any of this shit works.

    Before Vanilla, mods would only show up with a Mod "badge" if they were posting in the board they were a mod for. Other boards they would show without one (I think, I may not be remembering that correctly though).

    Originally badges showed up everywhere.
    Then badges showed up as long as you weren't hidden offline.
    For about three or four years it was modified so badges would show up only in your forum.
    Vanilla has user icons so its omnipresent again.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Unbreakable, do I have to be eating sushi to watch jiro dreams of sushi

    I've been trying to figure this out for weeks

    Nope!

    It's a pretty good documentary! And although past experience has deemed that seafood is not exactly for me, I have to admit that I got really hungry watching it and everything looked delicious

    Even octopus

    Even the live octopus

    I don't know why that made me so hungry

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Okay, going to unclog the spam filter.

    I better not regret this. Only recently has ElJeffe stopped threatening to "cut" me "slow and good."

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Posting yakuza

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Cut off a pinky when you get banned

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Okay, going to unclog the spam filter.

    I better not regret this. Only recently has ElJeffe stopped threatening to "cut" me "slow and good."

    That sounds sexy

    I hope you and eljeffe have a good time

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i got caught in a spam filter once.

    damn near drowned.

    No, wait that was a pool cover.

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    scd250scd250 Registered User regular
    Kay. Posting it then:

    You were beautiful then, in your strapless white cocktail dress. I thought I would die with the way the curves of it hit off your waist, I really did. The way your hair flowed down your back in little waves, carefully curled in that way you knew I especially liked. It allured me in a way I could not fathom. And your eyes, locked on mine...I could not resist you. At the time I wasn't thinking. I wanted to take you right then and there in that after prom hotel room that my idiotic older brother purchased for us. And so I did. I took you right there on that pristine white hotel bed without even a single thought to the consequences. Alcohol will do that to a kid though, won't it?

    You weren't so beautiful when you called me on that hot summer day. As a matter of fact, the revulsion riled in my throat the second those dreaded words spilled out of your mouth. The ones that would doom me to a life of incompetence. Of want. Of constant need that no matter how hard I tried I knew I wouldn't be able to fulfill with my meager education. You'd brought life into a place it didn't belong. We were just kids. Kids ready to go off and explore the world and have adventures. We weren't ready for new life. I hung up the phone in a grim sort of finality that even then I didn't really understand.

    For two weeks that summer you were ugly. You were the demon that haunted my sleep, the inexplicable entity that kept me on my toes. The thing that kept me running. I awaited your calls with baited breath and at the same time I utterly dreaded them. I didn't want to hear the test results or about the doctor's visits or about the prenatal care routine. I wanted to pretend the awful thing didn't exist. For those two weeks I found myself successful.

    It was when you refused me that I began to hate you. After all, life was a constant ebb and flow of force that we could not control, you reasoned. Something that beckoned and called to you and that you could not change even if you wanted to. Something that even as we spoke had blossomed within you and was still blossoming. 'I'll pay,' I reasoned, and why not? Three hundred dollars was not a lot to ask of me at the time. A hypodermic needle, a little suction, and it would be done. Our parents wouldn't even have to know. Still you refused. You refused the one thing that would allow me peace. You refused to remove the monster from within you.

    I cut off all contact with you, not wanting to hear, wishing that the thing I planted within you did not exist. I reasoned in so many ways that it was not my fault. I was bright. Accepted to a more prestigious university than you could ever hope for, and on grades alone. I did not deserve such a burden for such a brief mistake. It was not my fault. It did not happen. We were young and foolish. We were too drunk. I was the male; it was your job to stop me. Eventually I began to avoid even thinking about it. I pretended it did not happen. For the last month of that summer you yourself did not exist.

    After that I nearly forgot about you. Summer moved to fall and without a second thought I moved across the country without so much as a word to you. College life consumed me. My existence became a jumble of nothing, a constant blur of drinking and sex and the foggy haze of marijuana that never seemed to leave me. I did not study. I did not attend classes. The facts that I ignored began to consume me, and as a result I avoided them with a fervor. Through the smog I failed to see the reality of the situation. My bright, deserving brain didn't even make it through a single semester.

    It was not until I arrived at home that I began to think about you again. At the time you were still a creature that I reviled. Something that I loathed in ways I could not understand. Something I had no interest in. Somehow even through this, though, I could not help but picture your stomach, heavy with child, skin stretched thin from the effort of holding such a bundle. Your breasts heaving with the weight of feeding the newly anticipated arrival.

    It took me nearly three weeks before I cultivated the courage to call you, to dial those ten simple digits that would put me back in your orbit. Still I hated you, but more than that I began to realize that I was frightened. Truly frightened in a way that I could not and did not wish to understand. I wished to forget but could not. I wished to reverse that night, the night where I took your innocence, but it was too late. Far too late. Instead I was kind, but the kindness was not for you but for me. I thought perhaps it could bring me peace.

    Of course, at first, you rejected my kindness. I couldn't blame you for your lack of trust. I had betrayed you. I'd left you to rot alive in a solitary coffin, the door of which I put the nails in myself. I couldn't forgive what I had done. For a week I did not move. I did not think or eat or talk or breathe even, it seemed. You did not talk to me. To you, I did not exist. I was but a menace in your dreams.

    It wasn't until a week later that I received a call that you were in labor. At first, I was hesitant. Reluctant to walk back into a life that I had so readily cast away. I felt as if you deserved better. As if the life churning within you deserved better. Somehow I could not resist the calling. Eight long hours later I arrived in a harrowed, whitewashed emergency room and asked for your name. The nurses were kind. They did not see me as a monster. They did not know who I was because you did not mention it.

    It hit me when I swung open that hard metal door that I'd never really appreciated just how beautiful you were. Your hair tied up in knots, face glistening with sweat, enchanted me in a way that a strapless white cocktail dress never could. Even as the blood still ran between your legs, as the look of horror overtook your face, you were beautiful. Even as you looked upon me with that one expression, mouth completely slack, eyes devoid of emotion. A look of complete betrayal. I could not bring myself to look upon you in return. I stood there with my hands in my pockets and did not move.

    "He's dead," you whispered, in that quiet, pleading voice you always used back in the days when I thought you ugly. "Oh God, he's Dead! He's Dead!" Your voice raised to a fever pitch, neck strained forward, unrelenting river of tears streaming down your face. I wanted to comfort you but could not find the words. My expression remained the same.

    I could not bring myself to look upon the thing in the nurse's arms, either. The small, lifeless, bloodstained clot of flesh covered neatly in sterile white hospital sheets. The monster we had created. Its skin horrified me, mottled and purple, like that of a burn victim. Its fingerless hands stretched outward as if seeking a salvation I could not bring. I could not bring it to either of you.

    I'm sorry.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Tokyo vice except with an internet forum

    I am the gaijin who gets mad strange in a strange land, who wants to my local cop friend who is totally going to die in the end

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    sometimes I like to fry up some spam and throw it in a quesadilla

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    the hell am i even looking at

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    scd250scd250 Registered User regular
    >want to post in writer's block

    >forum won't let me post my story to writer's block :(

    I supposed posting for reviews would be kosher but I guess not.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    scd250 wrote: »
    tl;dr I'm sorry.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Apparently she posted her story in WB and here?

    I don't know.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    buttes

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    re: your boyfriend problem

    give him the dick

    that's your solution to everything.

    necessarily

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    What now?

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    hard pass

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    scd250scd250 Registered User regular
    Someone asked me to post it here. So I did.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    @interrobang

    I tried it

    It's um...hmm...

    Well the important thing is that you like it, and now I can say I tried it and didn't

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I take another drag on my joint and snub it out in the dregs of my coffee, it's only nine AM but I'm already debating fourths of both.

    I lean back in my chair and part the blinds and stare out into the wretched forum I call my home. From my office window I have line of sight to the brony thread; the things I see in a regular day would make a lesser poster pale in shock. Hell, sometimes I contemplate getting a transfer to neo GAF, but I know the mods would never approve of it, the damn bureaucrats

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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    the key to becoming popular around here is having a my little pony avatar

    Agreed.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    crawford ilu

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Skylark wrote: »
    the key to becoming popular around here is having a my little pony avatar

    Agreed.

    Only you Skylark. Only you.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    My thoughts are interrupted by the tell tale static of my Skype chat radio. "Crawford we got a spam filter tripped in your jurisdiction, we might need some cat gif crowd control, can you handle it?"

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Remember the time Zonnie and Yaya did a CYOA tag-team? That was fun.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    "Guess getting high as wutang get is off the table for now, yeah I'm on it." I reach for my fedora but hesitate, "this might call for the trilby..."

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    scd250 wrote: »
    >want to post in writer's block

    >forum won't let me post my story to writer's block :(

    I supposed posting for reviews would be kosher but I guess not.

    This isn't 4chan, don't do that greentext shit.

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    In all seriousness, I expected this thread to be about her boyfriend's drug addiction, and how he's paying for it.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2013
    Dame walks into the forums around midnight. Says her boyfriend is stealing her video games.

    I tell her it ain't my beat, so she says she'll go it on her own. Try to stop her, tell her it's crazy talk. That this crazy world will get her in more trouble than a rangers thread on Christmas.

    Bogey steps out from the shadows, pulls me back. He takes a drag on his cigar.

    "Forget it Rorus, it's Reddit Town."

    Sterica on
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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Kill all men.
    Smash the phallocracy.

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    chris dont ever stop

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