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"The reality is..."

brandonkeykongbrandonkeykong Registered User regular
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The reality is that this verbal tic started with Jerry I think, but has since been disseminated to Mike in his news posts and also TO ALL OF US. I believe there's a podcast where Jerry explicitly says that a drinking game based around his verbal tics would get you wasted promptly - what other PA verbal tics can everyone list?

TL;DR - What other distinctive phrases do Mike and Jerry use all the time that you've picked up on because you consume what is probably far too much of their content on a daily basis?

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    "wang clips"

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    I've seen worse first threads.

    godmode on
  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    My favorite is when Mike said "standin like a dildo on saint patrick's day!" and Jerry said "Mac and cheese football party platter in a trashcan? That's absurd!"

    Oh man, I use those quotes all the time.

    No I don't.
  • Bizzaro StormyBizzaro Stormy I am Bizzaro Stormy. I am Bizzaro Stormy.Registered User regular
    "I am Bizzaro Stormy."

  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    There was definitely a period after I first started reading/posting here a lot when I was using italics to provide emphasis to certain words in practically every sentence. So glad I grew out of that.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    i hate on bizarro stormy a lot but that right there is a good bizarro stormy post

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Shit, where is Regular Stormy?

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    I am the reality.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Did anyone notice that the tldr is barely shorter than the rest of the body.

  • JerkbotJerkbot some kind of hypnotist Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    bizzaro stormy graced your first thread.
    Truly, a sign of great things.

    Jerkbot on
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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    the reality is that papists control all media

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Booo.

    tl;dr Worst thread today or worst thread ever?

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    JayKaos wrote: »
    There was definitely a period after I first started reading/posting here a lot when I was using italics to provide emphasis to certain words in practically every sentence. So glad I grew out of that.

    I still do that.

    mainly because I type the way I talk.

  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    I'm ashamed to admit

    I abuse carriage returns in my posting style

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    People who shit on threads will be shit on by me in turn

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    And how!

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    But who shits on the people who shit on the people who shit on threads?

    Wait, how do you say that in Latin?

    TrippyJing on
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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    New topic: I want pizza. Who should I order from and what pizza should I get?

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Domino's

    Thin Crust, original sauce
    Pepperoni, Feta Cheese, Onions, Spinach, Jalapeno
    Cooked slightly crispier than normal

    You're fucking welcome.

  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    Ew, spinach?

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    This sort of thing used to come up in new comic threads, phrases the guys liked and used often.

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Ew, spinach?

    your face

    edit:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxqnONTq-_s

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shitting on threads? Shitting on threads never changes.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Time

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    to make

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    post

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    I am the reality.

    But I am the REVELATION! The TIGER-FORCE at the core of all things! When you cry out in your dreams - it is DARKSEID that you see!

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    100% honest, I fucking love how this guy put a tl;dr in his OP

    and bolded it nonetheless

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    someone should turn this into the new brain problems thread fyi

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Shall we see what other stuff gets lots of results in google when paired with "the reality is"?

    "eggplant "the reality is"" returned 21 million results.

    What other phrases have entered your lexicon due to their relentless uttering by certain vegetables?

    Also it's twenty three million when paired with aubergine so that settles that once and for all I feel.

    Prolegomena on
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    One time Jerry said, "Jesus jumped up Christ" on the short-lived Penny Arcade podcast.

    I say that all the time now.

  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    i can't think of any but i listen to the podcast a lot so i am guessing i co-opt a lot of their phrases

    i have done jerry's dinosaur dance from patv

    Big Red Tie on
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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Why not pump all the news posts into a word cloud generator and see what happens?

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Why not pump all the news posts into a word cloud generator and see what happens?

    butts butts butts

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Sometimes a word will embed itself in my mind temporarily and it'll loop a couple times in the span of a few sentences because I'll forget I'd just used it. I usually catch it on a proofread, though.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Tom Clancy's Cyber-Seal Team 6 is getting weird.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    When you kill an animal, you're supposed to stuff the tongue back in the mouth before the trophy picture

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