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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    matt has a problem has been kidnapped by 21stCentury and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    Not a day goes by without a post from me
    I am a CANINE, but have no fur
    There's many COMICS for you to see
    I am synthetic, but also a CUR
    Which forumer am I?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Elendil why wouldn't you repost the answer in your plea to save someone. I can rescue. I could do it right now. I am not going to go looking for the answer though.

    If anyone says "rescue X I know the answer"

    well

    tell me the answer.

    like, in the same post.
    i quoted you and everything jesus

    handgimp

    save pantsb

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i could knock these ones out left and right

    motherfuckers

    let me rescue people

    Did you see one about me yet?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    BugBOYYYYY

    you can't stem the tide!

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    And needless to say, scheduling a race on 4/21 in San Francisco is a dick move.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    BugBOYYYYY

    My hero!

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    radroadkill has been rescued by IcyLiquid.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    PantsB has been rescued by Ludious.

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    IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    The CHARITABLE one is LewieP's Stepdad :p

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    radroadkill has been kidnapped by TTODewback and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    Don’t ask yes or nos, give me the THIRD OPTION
    Think you see me? “Ran away” reads the caption
    Now if you gonna front, you’re cruising for a BATTLE
    (Just don’t get Mully, she’ll own you like chattle)
    Which forumer am I?

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    BugBOYYYYY

    My hero!

    This one is Dog, iirc

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    his penis is HUGE and impressive
    as are his BALLS and other secondary sex characteristics
    he is TALL and SMART and HANDSOME and GREAT AT EVERYTHING
    and super HUMBLE

    (skippydumptruck)

    He isn't a cop
    but can't score any of the chronic
    his two favorite things are
    hedgehogs and HYDRAULICS

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    [that was awful, sorry]

    21stCentury on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Next year's April Fool's should have people switching usernames.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    his penis is HUGE and impressive
    as are his BALLS and other secondary sex characteristics
    he is TALL and SMART and HANDSOME and GREAT AT EVERYTHING
    and super HUMBLE

    (skippydumptruck)

    I'm now just imagining someone of these things being "HUGE and impressive"
    • Growth of body hair, including underarm, abdominal, chest, and pubic hair. Loss of scalp hair androgenic alopecia can also occur.
    • Greater mass of thigh muscles in front of the femur, rather than behind it as is typical in mature females
    • Growth of facial hair
    • Enlargement of larynx (Adam's apple) and deepening of voice[3]
    • Increased stature; adult males are taller than adult females, on average
    • Heavier skull and bone structure
    • Increased muscle mass and strength
    • Larger hands and feet than women, prepubescent boys, and girls
    • Larger bodies, including larger brains. However, differences in male and female brain size are relative to body size.[4]
    • Square face
    • Small waist, but wider than females
    • Broadening of shoulders and chest; shoulders wider than hips[5]
    • Increased secretions of oil and sweat glands, often causing acne and body odor[3]
    • Coarsening or rigidity of skin texture due to less subcutaneous fat
    • Higher waist-to-hip ratio than prepubescent or adult females or prepubescent males, on average
    • Lower bodyfat percentage than prepubescent or adult females or prepubescent males, on average

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Next year's April Fool's should have people switching usernames.

    Maybe it already did

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    girls lovin dis huge larynx and impressive acne

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    The CHARITABLE one is LewieP's Stepdad :p

    ah fuck, I was spelling it wrong!

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2013
    nm

    Vanguard on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    With your huge square face

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    My dad apparently kept all my magic cards...

    This is good, i could use them now, and it'll save me having to buy plastic protectors and trash cards...

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Panicked Biden Interrupts State Of The Union To Ask If Erections Can Ever Be Medical Emergency

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Tube is charitable.

    One time he infracted me for a terrible(ly awesome) pun but other than that.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Skippy has the hugest of pubic hairs.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    radroadkill has been rescued by Tarranon.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Someone do a riddle about me.

    I'm too bad at rhyming to write a good one.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    I still don't know what's going on. Masks keep showing up then disappearing.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    My dad apparently kept all my magic cards...

    This is good, i could use them now, and it'll save me having to buy plastic protectors and trash cards...

    Huzzah!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    shadowaneshadowane Registered User regular
    Hmm, someone finally noticed I was saving people.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    radroadkill has been kidnapped by Tarranon and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    DIRECTION is my moniker
    A easy form of ID
    GENDER is another barometer
    To know it's truly me
    Which forumer am I?

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    girls lovin dis huge larynx and impressive acne

    You know what they say about guys with big adam's apple's right.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    I am a fickle savior

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    My dad apparently kept all my magic cards...

    This is good, i could use them now, and it'll save me having to buy plastic protectors and trash cards...

    Huzzah!

    It means i will be able to print out my cards on normal paper! :)

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    PantsB has been kidnapped by Cinders and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    Even though it's a COIN
    sometimes it ain't cheap
    With but a single flip
    I had lost my JEEP
    Which forumer am I?

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i kidnapped someone in a random thread

    i didnt even know them

    why did i do that


    ....because i want to hurt people

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    shouldnt you go to the gym first and then eat it

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    My dad apparently kept all my magic cards...

    This is good, i could use them now, and it'll save me having to buy plastic protectors and trash cards...

    Huzzah!

    It means i will be able to print out my cards on normal paper! :)

    Double huzzah!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    what a day.

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Geth wrote: »
    PantsB has been kidnapped by Cinders and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!<br />
    <br />
    Even though it's a COIN<br />
    sometimes it ain't cheap<br />
    With but a single flip<br />
    I had lost my JEEP<br />
    Which forumer am I?

    I want to be an informant so I can keep playing this game.

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