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It's My Birthday, So I'm Making the New [chat] Thread
As we drained the Pinot Noir, Hassett gave his audience the insider’s view of the Romney campaign, describing how its election-monitoring software crashed on November 6 and Obama was probably behind it, “because those guys are so evil.”
The table grumbled in assent.
“The thing we have to understand is, these are people who don’t have any morals,” said Hassett. “They’ll do anything. I’m one of their No. 1 targets. I mean, they really want me bad.”
“Well, you’re safe on this ship!” said Bobbie boldly.
Then Hassett pivoted to the liberal media. “I actually think that Goebbels was more critical of Hitler than the New York Times is of Obama,” said Hassett, tucking into a piece of strudel. “I was in the middle of the fight against the propaganda, and I have stories like you wouldn’t believe. These people are so evil. They’re basically Fascists. It’s unbelievable.”
is this real?
EDIT: oh i see
Casual Eddy on
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
As we drained the Pinot Noir, Hassett gave his audience the insider’s view of the Romney campaign, describing how its election-monitoring software crashed on November 6 and Obama was probably behind it, “because those guys are so evil.”
The table grumbled in assent.
“The thing we have to understand is, these are people who don’t have any morals,” said Hassett. “They’ll do anything. I’m one of their No. 1 targets. I mean, they really want me bad.”
“Well, you’re safe on this ship!” said Bobbie boldly.
Then Hassett pivoted to the liberal media. “I actually think that Goebbels was more critical of Hitler than the New York Times is of Obama,” said Hassett, tucking into a piece of strudel. “I was in the middle of the fight against the propaganda, and I have stories like you wouldn’t believe. These people are so evil. They’re basically Fascists. It’s unbelievable.”
I take what is claimed from a campaign who didn't even prepare a concession speech with a pinch of salt.
CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
As Thomas downed the rest of his drink, Duane said the only way out of the current quagmire is a “revolution,” citing the famous Thomas Jefferson line about watering the tree of liberty with blood from “time to time.”
What kind of revolution did he have in mind?
Duane’s eyes crinkled into a big smile. “You ever heard of guns?”
His wife sat up: “How do you like the veal?”
“It’s awful,” Duane growled, poking at it. “I can’t hardly chew it.”
As Thomas downed the rest of his drink, Duane said the only way out of the current quagmire is a “revolution,” citing the famous Thomas Jefferson line about watering the tree of liberty with blood from “time to time.”
What kind of revolution did he have in mind?
Duane’s eyes crinkled into a big smile. “You ever heard of guns?”
His wife sat up: “How do you like the veal?”
“It’s awful,” Duane growled, poking at it. “I can’t hardly chew it.”
I can't chew something I haven't killed myself.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
oh shit spool and riemann in the thunderdome
/popcorn
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/lube
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
Melissa O’Sullivan, the Alabaman wife of John, wasn’t buying the idea that Republicans had alienated minorities. “We’ve invited them to join us!” she insisted.
Susan from Princeton granted that the Republican Party is “lily white and it’s a problem and it is messaging and Mitt Romney screwed up royally.”
But Ms. O’Sullivan again took umbrage. As everyone went silent, she recalled a conference she attended in Australia in which a liberal nun (who “didn’t even have the decency to wear a habit”) criticized America for its “inner-city racism.” Offended, Ms. O’Sullivan recounted what she wished she’d said to this nun:
“Pardon me, madam, but I have been in your country of Australia for ten days and the only Aborigines I’ve seen have been drunk on the street, and at least if we were in my country they would be serving the drinks at this conference!”
Ms. O’Sullivan then warned against watering down the purity of the conservative agenda to placate minorities or, as she put it, rather succinctly, “the bastardization of the product.”
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how about we fight back by talking about our mammoth dongs
is this real?
EDIT: oh i see
Yeah that is exactly why I like it, and it doesn't surprise me in the least that it is a common trait.
where did you get yours
everyone says i'm too thick it's a really BIG problem
GET IT
Yess.
They can be my entourage.
If I can make Gattaca the movie real, then I will be tall!
Let's do it guys!
I'm fine with my height being average. There are other stats.
Like, he's not just done with fatherhood. He's done with life.
I want to be angry and rainy and walk in a bar with gosling and mouth assault him
there's always a taller dude
and a smarter dude
and a better looking dude
and a funnier dude
oh god i am awful
you should be studying the lazy something of his donger
I can't chew something I haven't killed myself.
crimes forgiven
the curve of his -
then she gets cut off
tuna can
I know how you feel.
There is always a dude taller than me, too.
/popcorn
<.<
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/lube
Totes not racist.
The floor better start dropping away soon cuz nothing is happening!
Lament that I'd love to hang out and talk at the bar but I've spent my alcohol budget for the month.
Feel horribly guilty after I stumble out.
Get confronted by muggers outside.
Poison shows up and fights them off.
Get carried away in surprisingly strong arms.
Pretty sure it wouldn't even be cheating technically. I mean for one she's fictional.
You don't need lube if there is popcorn butter at the bottom of the container!
I'm cranky because I napped for too long.
It's all relative, for example people remark on my tallness a lot in Japan, in the states, not so much.
hmm maybe spool is off-line?
haha also i just noticed that they are both banned from this chat thread
no
My God. The bottom of the container is where the dick goes. It's like God made bags of popcorn to perfectly conform to the human penis!
I can steer us towards a discussion about hamburgers.
Shut up I'm feeling sexy.
Yeah but this time we got new information about me, which is obviously why everyone stays on this forum.
Ew there are also all those tiny razor sharp pieces of kernel.