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It's My Birthday, So I'm Making the New [chat] Thread

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    And if you think getting them stuck in your teeth is bad...

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Quid wrote: »
    Man I need to start hanging out with the transladies.

    Lament that I'd love to hang out and talk at the bar but I've spent my alcohol budget for the month.

    Feel horribly guilty after I stumble out.

    Get confronted by muggers outside.

    Poison shows up and fights them off.

    Get carried away in surprisingly strong arms.

    Pretty sure it wouldn't even be cheating technically. I mean for one she's fictional.

    I'll hang out with you!

    I don't think any of those things will happen though.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I heard something about dongs in here

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Popcorn kernel in the dick hole

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Man I need to start hanging out with the transladies.

    Lament that I'd love to hang out and talk at the bar but I've spent my alcohol budget for the month.

    Feel horribly guilty after I stumble out.

    Get confronted by muggers outside.

    Poison shows up and fights them off.

    Get carried away in surprisingly strong arms.

    Pretty sure it wouldn't even be cheating technically. I mean for one she's fictional.

    I'll hang out with you!

    I don't think any of those things will happen though.

    Fine just get me drunk.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    PEOPLE BASEBALL IS BACK

    AND SO IS NARWHAL

    AT THE ADVICE OF PROFESSIONALS I WILL NOT BE ADDRESSING QUESTIONS REGARDING MY PERSONAL LIFE AT THIS TIME

    I apologise in advance.

    'Sup [chat]?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I heard something about dongs in here
    i feel like not hearing something about dongs in here would be more notable

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    On the leeward side of the Nieuw ­Amsterdam, John Yoo stood next to his mother, Sook Hee Yoo, a small, elegant Korean woman in black-framed glasses. She described herself as nonpolitical, an objective observer. And she had a diagnosis.

    “To protect the ego, you have a defense mechanism: denial and projection,” she told me as her son leaned in to hear over the party din. “You deny your problem, saying it’s your fault and not mine. Instead of projection, blaming other people, we have to think of a positive solution. But I didn’t hear that yet.”

    “They are still grieving,” she concluded as her son winced and began to break in, fearing she’d gone too far. “I hope not for more than six months. The grieving process should only be six months. If it goes on for more than six months, it could go into a major depression.”

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Popcorn kernel in the dick hole

    Oh god.

    What if it popped in there?

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    this encounter between gosling and stone is the cutest thing I've ever seen

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Drunkening is fun.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    PEOPLE BASEBALL IS BACK

    AND SO IS NARWHAL

    AT THE ADVICE OF PROFESSIONALS I WILL NOT BE ADDRESSING QUESTIONS REGARDING MY PERSONAL LIFE AT THIS TIME

    I apologise in advance.

    'Sup [chat]?

    So it's true you were the shooter on the grassy knoll.

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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Competitive multiple party offer on possible new home has been submitted six hours ago. Still waiting on seller response after business hours.
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    On the leeward side of the Nieuw ­Amsterdam, John Yoo stood next to his mother, Sook Hee Yoo, a small, elegant Korean woman in black-framed glasses. She described herself as nonpolitical, an objective observer. And she had a diagnosis.

    “To protect the ego, you have a defense mechanism: denial and projection,” she told me as her son leaned in to hear over the party din. “You deny your problem, saying it’s your fault and not mine. Instead of projection, blaming other people, we have to think of a positive solution. But I didn’t hear that yet.”

    “They are still grieving,” she concluded as her son winced and began to break in, fearing she’d gone too far. “I hope not for more than six months. The grieving process should only be six months. If it goes on for more than six months, it could go into a major depression.”
    yet another depression caused by obama

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Baseball will never be back on account of it being the lamest thing ever.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Cinders why you are sharing this terrible thing?

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    And now to start the article that Ronya posted.

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    raven be cranky at us

    I have to go to a computer lab and do SPSS all night but it's getting dark out and I'm comfy but also cranky. Also I had a dream that I got mugged in Jamaica but in the middle of it I whipped out my laptop and started playing Starcraft. No repercussions.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Popcorn kernel in the dick hole

    Oh god.

    What if it popped in there?

    If it's hot enough to pop a popcorn kernel you have other problems!

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    evilbob wrote: »
    I just wish my brain wasn't fucked up. That would be nice.

    Brains are the worst.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    raven be cranky at us

    I have to go to a computer lab and do SPSS all night but it's getting dark out and I'm comfy but also cranky. Also I had a dream that I got mugged in Jamaica but in the middle of it I whipped out my laptop and started playing Starcraft. No repercussions.

    crank harder!

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Welcome back, Narwhal!

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Ok nerds the Injustice demo is now on both Xbox Live and Playstation Network, go download it its fucking AWESOME

  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    raven be cranky at us

    I have to go to a computer lab and do SPSS all night but it's getting dark out and I'm comfy but also cranky. Also I had a dream that I got mugged in Jamaica but in the middle of it I whipped out my laptop and started playing Starcraft. No repercussions.

    up until "laptop" it described a dream I have had

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    raven be cranky at us

    I have to go to a computer lab and do SPSS all night but it's getting dark out and I'm comfy but also cranky. Also I had a dream that I got mugged in Jamaica but in the middle of it I whipped out my laptop and started playing Starcraft. No repercussions.

    Play one game of Starcraft with meeee

    But only one because sleeps

    Oh brilliant
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    as a fish,

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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    That RiemannLives vs. spoll32 thread is so enticing, I very nearly posted in there.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Quid wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Man I need to start hanging out with the transladies.

    Lament that I'd love to hang out and talk at the bar but I've spent my alcohol budget for the month.

    Feel horribly guilty after I stumble out.

    Get confronted by muggers outside.

    Poison shows up and fights them off.

    Get carried away in surprisingly strong arms.

    Pretty sure it wouldn't even be cheating technically. I mean for one she's fictional.

    I'll hang out with you!

    I don't think any of those things will happen though.

    Fine just get me drunk.

    I'll use my big grad student dollars to buy you cheap drinks, yes. This is acceptable.

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    raven be cranky at us

    I have to go to a computer lab and do SPSS all night but it's getting dark out and I'm comfy but also cranky. Also I had a dream that I got mugged in Jamaica but in the middle of it I whipped out my laptop and started playing Starcraft. No repercussions.

    Play one game of Starcraft with meeee

    But only one because sleeps

    Okie, get on Skype!

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Neat experience and glad I can say I've been there. The prices are a little high. $4 for a Red Stripe is steep considering we got it free on the catamaran. the lobster was good but $12. when you pay $170 per couple to get there, spending another $20-30 is not what we wanted to do!

    Fuck you lady.

    You should really read that National Review Cruise article where people paying $5/min for WiFi access on a day excursion are bitching about Obama destroying their wealth.

    :shock:

    $5/min is pretty extortionate, regardless of how culpable Obama is for it. Internet cafes are like £1 for 15 minutes.

    Yeah, the whole article is looney tunes.

    I really hope their host was an old dude in a white suit.

    The Architect?

    Colonel Sanders?

    Morgan Freeman?

    Mr. Roarke

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    Friend request!

    SHE WANTS THE D

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    wow, shopping at zara today i had the first ever moment in my life where i was too muscular for a piece of clothing

    their pants taper like craaaaaazy

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Man I need to start hanging out with the transladies.

    Lament that I'd love to hang out and talk at the bar but I've spent my alcohol budget for the month.

    Feel horribly guilty after I stumble out.

    Get confronted by muggers outside.

    Poison shows up and fights them off.

    Get carried away in surprisingly strong arms.

    Pretty sure it wouldn't even be cheating technically. I mean for one she's fictional.

    I'll hang out with you!

    I don't think any of those things will happen though.

    Fine just get me drunk.

    I'll use my big grad student dollars to buy you cheap drinks, yes. This is acceptable.

    You said you were a scientist!

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    @matt has a problem
    Neat experience and glad I can say I've been there. The prices are a little high. $4 for a Red Stripe is steep considering we got it free on the catamaran. the lobster was good but $12. when you pay $170 per couple to get there, spending another $20-30 is not what we wanted to do!

    Quid wrote: »
    To be fair 170 dollars +12 dollars isn't worth some lobster and beer.

    I'd have skipped the boat and gone straight to a bar and grill.
    @Quid

    This is the place she's talking about...

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    It's half a mile off the coast of Jamaica, built on a sand bar out of driftwood.

    The awful person who made that comment was on a goddamn open bar pleasure cruise and was iratated that the people that she didn't pay were charging her money while the people she did pay were giving her "free" beer.

    She says this while vacationing in one of the poorest places I've ever been.
    Fuck that lady.

  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    narwhal have you farted today y/y

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    wow, shopping at zara today i had the first ever moment in my life where i was too muscular for a piece of clothing

    their pants taper like craaaaaazy

    Zara

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    wow, shopping at zara today i had the first ever moment in my life where i was too muscular for a piece of clothing

    their pants taper like craaaaaazy

    it's the new style

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    That RiemannLives vs. spoll32 thread is so enticing, I very nearly posted in there.

    i no rite

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Cinders why you are sharing this terrible thing?

    Atomic Ross shared it.

    I'm just giving the highlights.

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Bioshock Infinite is Dishonored if Dishonored were as good as it thought it was

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