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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    How do I find a good analyst/therapist?

    tumblr_l0izbg1Tv41qb084xo1_500.jpg

    I don't even understand how this is supposed to be read, with therapist there is an actual word in there if you look hard enough

    that just says analrapist

    hes an analyst therapist

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Didn't they say that in the real world most of the intelligence on Bin Laden actually didn't come from water boarding?

    Bless your heart.
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    How do I find a good analyst/therapist?

    tumblr_l0izbg1Tv41qb084xo1_500.jpg

    I don't even understand how this is supposed to be read, with therapist there is an actual word in there if you look hard enough

    that just says analrapist

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIpPqcln6Y

    a-NAHL-ra-pist.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Got my haircut. Look fucking amazing. Amaaaazing.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Dr. Funke is the world's first Analyst/Therapist or Analrapist for short.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    How do I find a good analyst/therapist?

    tumblr_l0izbg1Tv41qb084xo1_500.jpg

    I don't even understand how this is supposed to be read, with therapist there is an actual word in there if you look hard enough

    that just says analrapist

    Uh-NAL-ruh-pist

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    It's cool that I can now host people at my house, like have dinner partiers or someone can crash on my couch

    can i crash into your couch

    yes

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular

    CALLER: I'm very concerned, it seems like there's so many people who have not read and do not understand how quickly Germany was turned into, it was a democracy, then turned into a dictatorship by everyone having to register their guns and then they went door to door and collected them.

    HUCKABEE: People do forget that. And by the way, [caller] know, that when you bring that up you get people who get crazy on us, and they'll start saying, "Oh there you go comparing to the Nazis." And I understand the reaction, but it's the truth. You cannot take people's rights away if they're resisting and if they have the means to resist, but once they're disarmed and the people who are trying to take over have all the power, not just political, not just financial, but they have the physical power to domesticate us and to subjugate us to our will there's not a whole lot we can do about it other than just plan to die in the course of resistance. It's very true [caller], and I appreciate you bringing it up. I know that people are probably calling and saying you know you shouldn't have brought that up. In every society and culture where dictators take over, one of the things they have to do is get control of the military and the police and ultimately all of the citizens and make sure the citizens are disarmed and can't fight in the streets. Gosh I hope it doesn't come to that.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    How do I find a good analyst/therapist?

    tumblr_l0izbg1Tv41qb084xo1_500.jpg

    I don't even understand how this is supposed to be read, with therapist there is an actual word in there if you look hard enough

    that just says analrapist

    it's combination analyst/therapist so all the a's are soft. Like annal rappist

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    That fucking "one rule of a flat belly" ad is going to give me an aneurysm

    USE THE RIGHT PREPOSITION

    YOU SOPPING CUNT

    Grammarians are FURIOUS

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Chat what is the secret of finding a good therapist

    So far I have liked none of them or it didn't last

    Basically like my dating life

    www.therapistfinder.com

    Did not read this as therapist

    thatsthejoke.jpg

    Everyone always says that rape jokes can't be funny, but EVERY time I see a variation of the "therapist/the rapist" joke I crack up.
    To be fair, it's more of a word joke then a joke about rape.
    Just like the penisland.com. Sure, it's Pen Island, but that's not the only way to read it. It's not a dick joke, it's a word joke that happens to feature dicks.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Didn't they say that in the real world most of the intelligence on Bin Laden actually didn't come from water boarding?

    Yes they did, and that's one reason why people were kinda pissy about it.

  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Now they're inverted! I'll bet he's wearing his watch on his right wrist!

    This has been the worst week
    #avfacing

    your av has no facial expression to speak of...

    /avfaces

    pZ5PMB4U5WPFZ.jpg

    There's emotion there, dawg.

    you know i've never properly looked at it before

    i always thought it was a bomb from bomberman

    That would explain why half the time when I say Im avfacing someone replies "YOU HAVE NO FACE"
    I thought yall were being butts to me

    *cockney accent*

    well i am sorry, i must have left my bi-noc-u-lars in my other jacket

    At least you have standards.

    My parents were shocked, shocked that I bought a suit to go to a wedding

    I was like

    Thanks, guys

    Was it because it was a more casual affair, or did they not think you're an actual person?

    They were all YOU ALREADY HAVE A SUIT

    And I'm like, yeah, but it's a black suit and this is March and it's a wedding not a funeral so I got a grey one

    And they're all ::boggle::

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    How do I find a good analyst/therapist?

    tumblr_l0izbg1Tv41qb084xo1_500.jpg

    I don't even understand how this is supposed to be read, with therapist there is an actual word in there if you look hard enough

    that just says analrapist

    hes an analyst therapist

    who on gods green earth thought combining those two words was a good idea?

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    How do I find a good analyst/therapist?

    tumblr_l0izbg1Tv41qb084xo1_500.jpg

    I don't even understand how this is supposed to be read, with therapist there is an actual word in there if you look hard enough

    that just says analrapist

    hes an analyst therapist

    who on gods green earth thought combining those two words was a good idea?

    Tobias.

    tumblr_m9iz5xAOJV1rvpzheo1_1280.jpg

    Ravenhpltc24 on
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    How do I find a good analyst/therapist?

    tumblr_l0izbg1Tv41qb084xo1_500.jpg

    I don't even understand how this is supposed to be read, with therapist there is an actual word in there if you look hard enough

    that just says analrapist

    hes an analyst therapist

    who on gods green earth thought combining those two words was a good idea?

    haev u not seen the showw

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    i don't care how much it pays

    there is no amount of money on earth that would compell me to be a professional analrapist

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Also just found out they installed a security cam in here

    May be chatting less

    Is it aimed at your screen?

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    look all pensi jokes are funny

    and are also pensi jokes even if only linguistically

    hehe

    pensi

    haha

    pensi

    hoho

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    How do I find a good analyst/therapist?

    tumblr_l0izbg1Tv41qb084xo1_500.jpg

    I don't even understand how this is supposed to be read, with therapist there is an actual word in there if you look hard enough

    that just says analrapist

    hes an analyst therapist

    who on gods green earth thought combining those two words was a good idea?

    Tobias.

    tumblr_m9iz5xAOJV1rvpzheo1_1280.jpg

    DUH

    its like you havent even been LISTENING

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    i don't care how much it pays

    there is no amount of money on earth that would compell me to be a professional analrapist

    What, you don't want to help people with their problems?

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Casual how have you not watched Arrested Development

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Casual u r brakin my <3

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    How do I find a good analyst/therapist?

    tumblr_l0izbg1Tv41qb084xo1_500.jpg

    I don't even understand how this is supposed to be read, with therapist there is an actual word in there if you look hard enough

    that just says analrapist

    hes an analyst therapist

    who on gods green earth thought combining those two words was a good idea?

    Tobias.

    tumblr_m9iz5xAOJV1rvpzheo1_1280.jpg

    ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    poes law, you have made a mockery of me once again

  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Cinders wrote: »

    CALLER: I'm very concerned, it seems like there's so many people who have not read and do not understand how quickly Germany was turned into, it was a democracy, then turned into a dictatorship by everyone having to register their guns and then they went door to door and collected them.

    HUCKABEE: People do forget that. And by the way, [caller] know, that when you bring that up you get people who get crazy on us, and they'll start saying, "Oh there you go comparing to the Nazis." And I understand the reaction, but it's the truth. You cannot take people's rights away if they're resisting and if they have the means to resist, but once they're disarmed and the people who are trying to take over have all the power, not just political, not just financial, but they have the physical power to domesticate us and to subjugate us to our will there's not a whole lot we can do about it other than just plan to die in the course of resistance. It's very true [caller], and I appreciate you bringing it up. I know that people are probably calling and saying you know you shouldn't have brought that up. In every society and culture where dictators take over, one of the things they have to do is get control of the military and the police and ultimately all of the citizens and make sure the citizens are disarmed and can't fight in the streets. Gosh I hope it doesn't come to that.

    I kind of want to run for high office so that when I do town hall debates and people say stupid shit like that I can be "You are too stupid to breathe, go sit in the corner and think of what you've done"

    But then I remember that running for office is really expensive

    Salvation122 on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    look all pensi jokes are funny

    and are also pensi jokes even if only linguistically

    hehe

    pensi

    haha

    pensi

    hoho
    so sophisticated

    please teach me your gentle social mores

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I like the EU open embassy day because all the EU countries trot out the same dumb slogans every year

    This is GREAT Britain!

    FEEL sLOVEnia!

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Gooey wrote: »
    the waterboarding scenes in zero dark thirty made me ...uncomfortable?

    Don't worry, lots of republicans who won't take up offers of trying it have said it's not any worse than falling off your surfboard.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Casual how have you not watched Arrested Development

    nope!

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual how have you not watched Arrested Development

    nope!

    Do not return until you have

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    I AM COLD

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual how have you not watched Arrested Development

    nope!

    Do not return until you have

    Et tu Elldren?

    :(

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    look all pensi jokes are funny

    and are also pensi jokes even if only linguistically

    hehe

    pensi

    haha

    pensi

    hoho
    so sophisticated

    please teach me your gentle social mores

    Don't be fooled. He needs to open his mouth wide in laughter every minute or so to keep his grillz from fusing together after they get heated up by the piping hot pizzas he constantly eats.

    I remember seriously considering a grill for a brief period.

    It was a dark time.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    I like the EU open embassy day because all the EU countries trot out the same dumb slogans every year

    This is GREAT Britain!

    FEEL sLOVEnia!

    Someone somewhere made five million euros per slogan.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    look all pensi jokes are funny

    and are also pensi jokes even if only linguistically

    hehe

    pensi

    haha

    pensi

    hoho
    so sophisticated

    please teach me your gentle social mores

    ok when u r banging the help

    remember always to say thank u afterwards

    3fpohw4n01yj.png
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    casual wat a noob

    he's so casual

    poo
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