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Chess Now!

The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
in Social Entropy++
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpamG7Pv6tU

now you too can play chess with people ALL OVER THE WORLD thanks to public access television

just call tana here and ask her all your chess questions

and move your chess peices

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    later

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    You're a good man TLB

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Will she talk dirty to me while describing the Spassky Bishop Block?

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Chess Now has a great makeup artist. Tana's track marks are very well hidden.

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Chess Now has a great makeup artist. Tana's track marks are very well hidden.

    Those are rook pathways.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    hello this conversation is very nice but do you have chess questions???

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    This shit is modern art

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Knight to E7

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    Knight to E7

    You silly motherfuckin' goose.

    You're gonna be mated in three now!!!!

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Wait there's a part in chess where you get to mate? I have been playing the wrong way.

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    Knight to E7

    You silly motherfuckin' goose.

    You're gonna be mated in three now!!!!

    Intensify the forward batteries! I don't want anything to get through

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I'm still expecting this video to turn into the SCP about undead Ronald Reagan giving speeches.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    what? no this is about chess, toady

    do you like chess?

    why do you like chess?

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    Knight to E7

    You silly motherfuckin' goose.

    You're gonna be mated in three now!!!!

    Being mated on the third turn is a time honored tradition.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    Knight to E7

    You silly motherfuckin' goose.

    You're gonna be mated in three now!!!!

    Intensify the forward batteries! I don't want anything to get through

    He already sapped your artillery and mined your airfields, you're basically fucked man, you gotta try for favourable peace terms while you still have enough infantry that he'll get media pressure back home to end the war before he loses more troops.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I was in the Chess club. I even went to a tournament. I ended up drawing a match I should have won because I toyed with my opponent with my 4 queens.


    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    I'm still expecting this video to turn into the SCP about undead Ronald Reagan giving speeches.

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    E4…

    kNIGHT night nite

    KN0CK KN0CK WH0S THERE?

    WE C Y0U, BYToady

    & THE PAWN & THE KING ARE IN THE SAME B0X

    PAWN TAKES KIIIIIIIIIIIII11111111111111111111111111111111

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    Knight to E7

    You silly motherfuckin' goose.

    You're gonna be mated in three now!!!!

    Intensify the forward batteries! I don't want anything to get through

    He already sapped your artillery and mined your airfields, you're basically fucked man, you gotta try for favourable peace terms while you still have enough infantry that he'll get media pressure back home to end the war before he loses more troops.

    GOD DAMMIT I GAVE YOU AN ORDER

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otFTH05LkCA

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh my fucking god. Playing chess?

    Over the mother fucking internet?


    For real?



    Gotta get me some of dat shit.

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    SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    God i haven't played chess in forever anyone know of some good free chess programs?

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    TLB how do you feel about da mystery...of chessboxing?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    How about Chess Boxing?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK5TQSKmS3o

    BLM - ACAB
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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    I've always loved you, Geek.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    i don't know what is chess boxing

    i don't even play chess

    i will have to ask lester, my producer

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IICzhmUDQC0

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    You sunk my battleship.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    i don't know what is chess boxing

    i don't even play chess

    i will have to ask lester, my producer

    Chess boxing is pretty simple.

    Some dudes play chess for a while. Then they box a round. And then they play more chess.

    This continues until checkmate or knockout.

    BLM - ACAB
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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    1. e4, suckas

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    Old Red InkOld Red Ink Registered User regular
    more like 1.e4 sucks ass

    ha ha ha

    I don't know how to play chess

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    So if I win, Tana does a 5 minute solo scene right? Rooks in all orifices and all that?

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    So if I win, Tana does a 5 minute solo scene right? Rooks in all orifices and all that?

    The only question remaining is, do you want to play white....or black?

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Old Red Ink wrote: »
    more like 1.e4 sucks ass

    ha ha ha

    I don't know how to play chess

    it's actually statistically the best move for white, presuming it doesn't turn into a sicilian

    the best move for black, of course, is to know your place

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    ITT we learn that Arang is racist against blacks and Sicilians.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    the best move for black, of course, is to know your place

    ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    note: all my chess books are from the 50s

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    So Arang is Dennis Hopper?

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    WuShockWuShock Lawful Good South BrownbackistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    [quote="Arang;26386936"]1. e4, suckas[/quote]

    1... e5

    Come at me. Come at me with that classical s***!

    @Arang

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    He is the very bestest
    I wish I was him

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    So Arang is Dennis Hopper?

    If he ever makes less than 55 moves an hour his chess board will explode?

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Man, I was hoping this was going to be an actual thread about Chess. :(

    I'm such a nerd.

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    WuShockWuShock Lawful Good South BrownbackistanRegistered User regular
    I have no idea why edit just crapped the bed on that last post.

    @Arang

    1. e4 e5

    Bring it.

    Twixxo wrote:
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    He is the very bestest
    I wish I was him

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