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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    My boss was a lady in a nice suit.

    Because my boss was a professional.

    My boss was a lady in all purple.

    Because third street saints for LIFE.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    It was a purple suit.

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    I have an idea for a game.

    The game would consist of a series of more or less binary choices, where the player is presented with a broad spectrum of rapidly changing and escalating situations. The choices the player has are:

    "PRESS A TO AWESOME"

    and

    "PRESS B TO EXPLOSIONS".

    When the player presses A, the character does something awesome. When B is pressed, explosions are caused. The player has to string these actions together in such a way that they can achieve the results they think are best in any given situation, and over the course of the central narrative the actions of the player continues to accumulate. The final setting turns the premise of the game on its head, such that no amount of awesome or explosions will allow the player to progress to a state of victory and the character loses everything that they have ever valued.

    The player falls from grace, and the options are poetically switched to "DRINK" and "SUICIDE". SUICIDE also erases your savefile.

    I'm counting my GOTYs man.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Well, all purple over clothes.

    She had different colored underwear, and I bought some in the middle of the game despite it never being visible. Because I love customization.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    man i don't want fat neckbeard heroes

    i play videogames to forget that i'm a fat neckbeard
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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Everytime that people say a game like ME or Oblivion has a great character building system, or that a game with a good system but few appearance iptions has a bad customization system, I die a little inside. Fuck your pretty dolls. Character building is about stats, plain and simple.

    no its about dolls

    fak u i want my sexy barbie

    3fpohw4n01yj.png
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i play as a lady in saints row because if i knew how to dress up nice as a dude i would dress up nice irl

    Do you know how to dress up nice as a lady?

    Can... can you teach me?
    this is my SR3 main

    img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/Elendil6/126189308855467911_zpsdb52b02f.jpg

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    When playing a new rpg board game or mmo, my first character is a flawed Red Shirt type. I learn the ropes, end up getting hella attached to my disposable character and end up playing him for way longer then I planned.

  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    I play a lot of male and female characters. But I think you can tell by my sig which gender I prefer.

    And not just because I'm staring at their backside for long periods of time, but because I play games like MMOs to roleplay characters I create and enjoy getting inside the head of a female character and reacting to stuff like misogyny from their perspective. They are also more fun to dress up when I DON'T HAVE STUPID FUCKING CHAINMAIL BIKINIS WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT TO ME GAME DEVS GIVE ME REASONABLE LOOKING ARMOR and when I have a nice dye system.

    My Dreanei paladin and best WoW character, Corehealer (where I came up with the name) was female and looked great in all the latest tier gears, and I'll never forgive Blizzard for waiting until after I quit the game to introduce transmog to the game because I had so many good looks I could have revived on her to relive the glory days of BC and Wrath raiding.

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Because I think they might have to rebuild Vanilla to make it happen.

    Whatever they gotta do to Make It So.

    That would be a bit handy.

    If we're window shopping for Vanilla with Cream, I think it'd be neat to see a record of posts which YOU have agreed/awesomed rather than just things people have liked of yours.

    But eh.

    I don't care so much for your idea (<3), but mine is Important and should be Done.

    Because scanning my notification list (which is always really long because I never check them) for the word "mentioned" is tedious.

    #firstworldproblems

    You know, you can just turn off notifications for people posting in your threads.

    I learned that lesson on my first chat.

    Because Jesus Table-Making Christ.

    This makes sense. I just turned that off. I also turned on 'email me when people @ me,' so I'll see how that feels.

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Going immediately from Spec Ops: The Line to SR3 induced maybe the most severe case of gaming whiplash I've ever had

    "Oh huh what a thoughtful videogame meditation on man's inhumanity to man

    Oh, time to start shooting cops"

    Also I suck at making silly characters that aren't completely over the top so my SR3 bro was pretty lame.

    I don't see how that last thing follows.

    Mine was literally a girl with white hair and diamonds painted on her cheeks.

    In like jeans and a purple hoodie, using a bandana as a sweatband.

    Not exactly super crazy. But totally not lame.

    I was going for a sort of...neo italian mobster look, like if you crossed a traditional italian made man's swagger with tokyo street fashion...but extremely subdued tokyo street fashion

    I could never get it to work so in the end I gave him the sarcastic voice and some decently cool gang clothing

    So he ended up...unintentionally generic zV0ui7m.png

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Wow. I wouldn't have thought so many people who play games would choose flash over gameplay.

    Visuals are a facet of "gameplay?" I mean why bother having player models at all?

    So the sims is a better simulator of a population in a world than dwarf fortress is?

    Is The Sims maybe a better simulator of a small family unit dollhouse than Dwarf Fortress? Probably -- I'v never actually played Dwarf Fortress.

    I'm also not taking this discussion particularly seriously, because I get the distinct impression I'm being trolled.

    I am being completely sincere. I love building characters, but to me that means stats, feats, etc. I never spend any time customizing appearance beyond choosing a generic head and hair style. Modern appearance customization is way too detailed and feels like a chore to me. But the point I am making is that in an RPG, having a robust stat building system can be key to game play, yet people will say games like ME (which has an abysmal character system) is great for customization because you can adjust the nostril height independently or whatever.

    I dunno I've enjoyed customizing stats and abilities and stuff but I never felt they made much of a difference. What games do you feel give you proper control of your character's abilities and provide you with hooks during the game in order to change how your character responds to a situation?

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i play as a lady in saints row because if i knew how to dress up nice as a dude i would dress up nice irl

    Do you know how to dress up nice as a lady?

    Can... can you teach me?
    this is my SR3 main

    img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/Elendil6/126189308855467911_zpsdb52b02f.jpg

    Ha, that's not quite me :P

    But it looks awesome and I love the colors.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    also lady boss in SR3 is the best because laura bailey is mai waifu

  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Registered User regular
    Eh, my :-\ wasn't a woe is me sorta thing, more a, "Wow, cliche about time..." and I get a buncha grief about babies and what not since I've been with my girl for a good while (on and off for as long as most people have known me, and not all know about our breakups, so they're surprised with where we're at and what not. I guess the big one for 30 for me is that my Dad and Mom would've had me where my GF and I'll be next year... Kinda bittersweet and irrational feelings surrounding that sorta thing with me. I dunno, but yea, life is awesome, and carpe diem and what not.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i always make dark skinned chicks

    pensi

    3fpohw4n01yj.png
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    I have an idea for a game.

    The game would consist of a series of more or less binary choices, where the player is presented with a broad spectrum of rapidly changing and escalating situations. The choices the player has are:

    "PRESS A TO AWESOME"

    and

    "PRESS B TO EXPLOSIONS".

    When the player presses A, the character does something awesome. When B is pressed, explosions are caused. The player has to string these actions together in such a way that they can achieve the results they think are best in any given situation, and over the course of the central narrative the actions of the player continues to accumulate. The final setting turns the premise of the game on its head, such that no amount of awesome or explosions will allow the player to progress to a state of victory and the character loses everything that they have ever valued.

    The player falls from grace, and the options are poetically switched to "DRINK" and "SUICIDE". SUICIDE also erases your savefile.

    I'm counting my GOTYs man.

    If the player can cause the events to branch 2 ways repeatedly, then the number of endings grows exponentially. 10 button presses and suddenly you have to create over a thousand outcomes.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Visual only armor for mmos, or armor appearances that can be modded to use the appearance of another type of armor should be the standard.

    Star wars tor almost had that, but people actually complained about it.

    They said not having your appearance mandated by gear made them feel there wasn't enough "progression".

    I made sure to note in my "why are you canceling your sub?" thingy that this decision had more impact on my not staying with the game than any single other thing.

    Fuck progression. Fuck gear-locked appearances. Fuck clown characters in mismatched gear.

    Fuck everyone who thinks those are good qualities in a game.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Zephiran wrote: »
    I have an idea for a game.

    The game would consist of a series of more or less binary choices, where the player is presented with a broad spectrum of rapidly changing and escalating situations. The choices the player has are:

    "PRESS A TO AWESOME"

    and

    "PRESS B TO EXPLOSIONS".

    When the player presses A, the character does something awesome. When B is pressed, explosions are caused. The player has to string these actions together in such a way that they can achieve the results they think are best in any given situation, and over the course of the central narrative the actions of the player continues to accumulate. The final setting turns the premise of the game on its head, such that no amount of awesome or explosions will allow the player to progress to a state of victory and the character loses everything that they have ever valued.

    The player falls from grace, and the options are poetically switched to "DRINK" and "SUICIDE". SUICIDE also erases your savefile.

    I'm counting my GOTYs man.

    What if we want awesome explosions? That is a legit choice!

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    dis is ma boss

    thisasshole.png

    generic businessman

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Wow. I wouldn't have thought so many people who play games would choose flash over gameplay.

    Visuals are a facet of "gameplay?" I mean why bother having player models at all?

    So the sims is a better simulator of a population in a world than dwarf fortress is?

    Is The Sims maybe a better simulator of a small family unit dollhouse than Dwarf Fortress? Probably -- I'v never actually played Dwarf Fortress.

    I'm also not taking this discussion particularly seriously, because I get the distinct impression I'm being trolled.

    I am being completely sincere. I love building characters, but to me that means stats, feats, etc. I never spend any time customizing appearance beyond choosing a generic head and hair style. Modern appearance customization is way too detailed and feels like a chore to me. But the point I am making is that in an RPG, having a robust stat building system can be key to game play, yet people will say games like ME (which has an abysmal character system) is great for customization because you can adjust the nostril height independently or whatever.

    In other words, you have ugly characters who dress poorly. Got it.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Elendil accurately observed that red and black was a heinously overdone color scheme

    red and matte grey, on the other hand......in the right hands now you're onto quite a potent cmbnination

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I also made this one but never used her

    rachel.png

    more visually interesting tho

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    "What the media doesn't want you to know"

    *links USA Today article*

    /facepalm

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Visual only armor for mmos, or armor appearances that can be modded to use the appearance of another type of armor should be the standard.

    Star wars tor almost had that, but people actually complained about it.

    They said not having your appearance mandated by gear made them feel there wasn't enough "progression".

    I made sure to note in my "why are you canceling your sub?" thingy that this decision had more impact on my not staying with the game than any single other thing.

    Fuck progression. Fuck gear-locked appearances. Fuck clown characters in mismatched gear.

    Fuck everyone who thinks those are good qualities in a game.

    What for real?

    Man fuck those people.

    Being able to look how you want is like half the reason I like the games that have it.

    "I don't want to do this so no one else can" is

    Man fuck those people.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    My desire for this is at an irrational level.

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    i always make dark skinned chicks

    pensi

    White Man's Pensi Burden.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    dis is ma boss

    thisasshole.png

    generic businessman

    Slender white male with a full head of short brown hair.

    The industry has conditioned you well, Sarksus.

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    if I wanted to play an ARPG without graphics, I'd just go play a slot machine

    ronya on
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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Wow. I wouldn't have thought so many people who play games would choose flash over gameplay.

    Kinda depends on what you mean by gameplay

    I dislike dealing with too many options in character creation, it feels bloated and unwieldy

    I think that's most of the reason I can't really get into Baldur's Gate or other older WRPGs

    I prefer things a bit more simple and streamlined, so Dragon Age, for example is a winner for me as far as video games go, or something like 4E D&D for tabletop

    When it comes to gameplay my major thing I look for is how smoothly my dude controls, so Mass Effect 2/3 win out by a huge margin over the first because while there's more granularity in how I can build Shepard in ME1, it doesn't really count for much when in the second game I can just point and shoot and get results without needing to invest a bunch of points into mastering a given weapon

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    In GW2 is your account name your email address?

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    I have an idea for a game.

    The game would consist of a series of more or less binary choices, where the player is presented with a broad spectrum of rapidly changing and escalating situations. The choices the player has are:

    "PRESS A TO AWESOME"

    and

    "PRESS B TO EXPLOSIONS".

    When the player presses A, the character does something awesome. When B is pressed, explosions are caused. The player has to string these actions together in such a way that they can achieve the results they think are best in any given situation, and over the course of the central narrative the actions of the player continues to accumulate. The final setting turns the premise of the game on its head, such that no amount of awesome or explosions will allow the player to progress to a state of victory and the character loses everything that they have ever valued.

    The player falls from grace, and the options are poetically switched to "DRINK" and "SUICIDE". SUICIDE also erases your savefile.

    I'm counting my GOTYs man.

    If the player can cause the events to branch 2 ways repeatedly, then the number of endings grows exponentially. 10 button presses and suddenly you have to create over a thousand outcomes.

    See this is what next gen is for man, we need at least four or five more As to accomplish this.
    Would probably be best if the game's just keeping a tally of your "accomplishments" and running checks against the list, bringing up new sub-scenarios as they become relevant depending on what you did. I'm overthinking this surely, but now I've started figuring this out and I can't stop the train.
    Shivahn wrote: »
    What if we want awesome explosions? That is a legit choice!

    Combos are either Day One DLC or need to be saved for the sequel, haven't made up my mind yet.

    :D

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Visual only armor for mmos, or armor appearances that can be modded to use the appearance of another type of armor should be the standard.

    Star wars tor almost had that, but people actually complained about it.

    They said not having your appearance mandated by gear made them feel there wasn't enough "progression".

    I made sure to note in my "why are you canceling your sub?" thingy that this decision had more impact on my not staying with the game than any single other thing.

    Fuck progression. Fuck gear-locked appearances. Fuck clown characters in mismatched gear.

    Fuck everyone who thinks those are good qualities in a game.

    I hate level and gear grinds. I hate end-games. If the game itself isn't good enough to keep my attention and I have to work towards a reptitive 'end-game' what's the point.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    half the time stats r like

    min max this min max that or ur a failure

    poo
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    This is my boss, when he was sporting the hideous spray tan which I sort of liked because it went so not-well with his hair. And the purple latex jacket and booty shorts, hugely important for murder sprees: the blood rinses right off.
    Theboss.jpg

    Oh, and this is my Tera lancer with the aforementioned goofy ears
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  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    In GW2 is your account name your email address?
    It is for most of us, yes.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Visual only armor for mmos, or armor appearances that can be modded to use the appearance of another type of armor should be the standard.

    Star wars tor almost had that, but people actually complained about it.

    They said not having your appearance mandated by gear made them feel there wasn't enough "progression".

    I made sure to note in my "why are you canceling your sub?" thingy that this decision had more impact on my not staying with the game than any single other thing.

    Fuck progression. Fuck gear-locked appearances. Fuck clown characters in mismatched gear.

    Fuck everyone who thinks those are good qualities in a game.

    In TOR, with 2.0, gear is almost completely unlocked now. As long as the gear you like is moddable you can move the mods from your progession gear into any gear you want and even retain the set bonuses.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
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