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Nul points! [Eurovision]

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    You should tune in to a stream and watch with us.

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    yer a good boy beasteh

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    eurovision livestream would be pretty awesome for those of us who are friendless and alone.

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Zandracon wrote: »
    Okay yeah, actually like Greece's entry I guess.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3k2MOJOkKg

    Alright, Greece pulled out a somewhat-decent entry this year!

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Mr Bubbles wrote: »
    This still remains completely great

    http://youtu.be/jfeiCaRJgMY

    When will the bassoon make its pop music comeback?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I'm always fond of the 1996 winner.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyxopI8vt6c

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    that is the cheesiest celticy shite I can imagine

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Needs more Enya

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    that is the cheesiest celticy shite I can imagine

    talkin shit about secret garden??



    ...nah they do write some cheesy crap.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    cheesy shite is exactly what you want for Eurovision

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    I liked it when Norway had a black metal band in the running. One time an Israeli transsexual won. This is a weird beast.

    Fuck off and die.
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Not just in the running - this was the winning entry 2006:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5ZfQMOHB5k

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I don't think the UK have ever had a decent run since Iraq.

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Are you suggesting some sort of curse?

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I never remember to watch this and metal isn't always my thing, but I love Hard Rock Hallelujah.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    One time an Israeli transsexual won.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5lkNj0kx0k

    Indie Winter on
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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    I unironically think this song is great

    http://youtu.be/UmOeISUYXuI

    Also I'd totes take the singer out for a Nando's

    Karl on
  • GrobianGrobian What's on sale? Pliers!Registered User regular
    Yeah Lenas first song was actually not bad.

    Sadly the German entry this year was engineered to sound like last years winner, so it's super boring.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y77A9-hQAp0

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Somewhat related, but any time I think of Eurovision I think of

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3-5t__hUXA

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Eurovision is pretty much secular Christmas.

    I love it so much that it hurts sometimes.

    I am deeply concerned that I'll be in the states for it this year. Deeply concerned

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    You know what

    I've watched the Hard Rock Hallelujah video several times

    and I only just caught

    "a-ROCK-alypse"

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Eurovision is pretty much secular Christmas.

    I love it so much that it hurts sometimes.

    I am deeply concerned that I'll be in the states for it this year. Deeply concerned

    Yeah, the US usually doesn't have a very good entry in the competition. Kinda sucks.

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    Whatever happened to that Asian spinoff of Eurovision?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Mdc37C19I

  • B_RB_R Registered User regular
    The little metal nerd inside me cried out in terror when you called Lordi a Black Metal band.

  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Eurovision is pretty much secular Christmas.

    I love it so much that it hurts sometimes.

    I am deeply concerned that I'll be in the states for it this year. Deeply concerned

    Yeah, the US usually doesn't have a very good entry in the competition. Kinda sucks.

    Yeah, that's probably because they're not allowed to enter.

    Or was that the joke and it just went straight over my head?

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Eurovision is pretty much secular Christmas.

    I love it so much that it hurts sometimes.

    I am deeply concerned that I'll be in the states for it this year. Deeply concerned

    Yeah, the US usually doesn't have a very good entry in the competition. Kinda sucks.

    Yeah, that's probably because they're not allowed to enter.

    Or was that the joke and it just went straight over my head?

    The second one

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    I unironically think this song is great

    http://youtu.be/UmOeISUYXuI

    Also I'd totes take the singer out for a Nando's

    You should go find her song "Its Your Duty" on youtube. I'd go, but its pretty much nsfw.

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Germany seriously just sent Cascada?

    Weak shit, Germany.

  • GrobianGrobian What's on sale? Pliers!Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    LTM wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    I unironically think this song is great

    http://youtu.be/UmOeISUYXuI

    Also I'd totes take the singer out for a Nando's

    You should go find her song "Its Your Duty" on youtube. I'd go, but its pretty much nsfw.

    It's your duty is by someone called Lene Nystrøm. She was in Aqua ("Barbie Girl").

    Grobian on
  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Grobian wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    I unironically think this song is great



    Also I'd totes take the singer out for a Nando's

    You should go find her song "Its Your Duty" on youtube. I'd go, but its pretty much nsfw.

    It's your duty is by someone called Lene Nystrøm.

    Hmmm, nevermind then. Thought it was the same person...

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    I unironically think this song is great

    http://youtu.be/UmOeISUYXuI

    Also I'd totes take the singer out for a Nando's

    Wasn't this the year that Lithuania had a song declaring themselves the winners? How did that not win!?

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    No Jedward? Thank God.

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Bulgaria and Montenegro have overtaken Greece on my personal list. Norway would probably have to be a close 4th...

    So many bass drops this year. A lot of really great singers though, too. Austria and France especially.

  • MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    Um, as a dumb ass Canadian, I'm wondering why many of those songs seem to be in English? I know Europeans are way more fluent in other languages than North Americans, but is English the 'common' language for Europe? I would have expected most songs to be it their home language, perhaps peppered with English phrases.

  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    Romania has a guy doing some amazing falsetto. I wonder what Montenegro's stage performance will be like.

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, the Romanian singer has some great range. I could see them designing a crazy stage show for it also.

  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    Yeah, English is pretty much the lingua franca :rotate:

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2013
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    Um, as a dumb ass Canadian, I'm wondering why many of those songs seem to be in English? I know Europeans are way more fluent in other languages than North Americans, but is English the 'common' language for Europe? I would have expected most songs to be it their home language, perhaps peppered with English phrases.

    I can't tell you exactly why, cause there's too many reasons, but it's popular for songs to have lyrics in english, even if the singers themselves don't speak it. There's a lot of factors at work - because it makes it more likely that the song will be picked up outside the local market; because people grew up listening to american pop songs; because most people around western europe will speak at least a bit of english.

    there's also a long history/debate about people being allowed to sing in their non-native language in the eurovision. IIRC Abba were the first winners when the restriction was lifted.

    tynic on
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    Um, as a dumb ass Canadian, I'm wondering why many of those songs seem to be in English? I know Europeans are way more fluent in other languages than North Americans, but is English the 'common' language for Europe? I would have expected most songs to be it their home language, perhaps peppered with English phrases.

    Songs in English generally do better (there have been only six winners in a language other than English or French since 1956). The fact that Ireland won the contest four times in the 90s is sometimes attributed to the fact that the rule that countries were only permitted to perform in their own language was reinstated in 1977 and only lifted again in 1999. The other winning entries during the 90s were also released in English versions. Tynic already named a lot of factors as to why songs in English are more popular, I personally think the most important lies in the influence of American and British pop music.

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