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YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
being sick totally sucks

and I don't even mean the 'I live in the hospital now' type of sickness, I mean the shitty ass colds and flus that sneak up and hitcha like a fucking tornado and just ruins your damn day

my stupid-ass brain will sometimes think, if I'm feeling sick on a night before work, 'oh, well, if I'm sick from work at least I can get some stuff done at home', which is some bullshit, because the next day I did nothing but sleep and blow my nose

so now I'm at work today and I thought I'd shaken it, and then it kicked back in and my head rocked like a snot boxer just right-hooked me in the mucus membranes so I am in for one hell of a rough day

how're you guys feeling? you got any cold/flu stories? you home sick? whatcha doing if you're home sick? what's your preferred sick food?

mine is this awful wonton noodle soup from an asian place down the road. if I'm feeling fine I can barely stomach it, but it is manna from MSG heaven if I have a cold going on

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    i've got a fever and the only cure is banning yaya

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    I haven't been bed-ridden sick in a long time. I'm not doing anything different health-wise... well, maybe I am, since I usually walk to and from school. Maybe exercise helps my health?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    through the winter with only one bout of bronchitis and no pneumonia, fingers crossed.

    ... i probably spoke too soon, it's still bloody cold here.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    I got a cold in mid-april and it's just making me annoyed

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Coworker has a sick

    Fuck him for coming in

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I haven't been sick one day since I moved to Canada

    and I think for some time before that

    so over a year.

    I've got a good immune system.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    give it here

    mine is awful.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    My wife broke her foot and has to go for surgery on Friday. Hopefully I don't catch that.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Yaya did you look at the news to make sure you're sick

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    my immune system is really hit and miss

    I very rarely get sick but if I do I do it hard

    I will be fine for the rest of the year, I guarantee it

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    my immune system is really hit and miss

    I very rarely get sick but if I do I do it hard

    I will be fine for the rest of the year, I guarantee it

    Yeah, this happens to me too. Though weirdly when I had my awful cold after I had my leg surgery it went away.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Oh man I had a proper ill last weekend. Up all night, feverish, aching. Puked everything I ate for 48 hours then slept for two days before I could eat again. It was a corker.

    Being ill sucks but there's not much better than the morning you wake up feeling well again.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I haven't had a fever or a flu since elementary school. Just colds.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Last time I had more than just sniffles was almost exactly a year ago when I got pukey-flu as well. The first time I've thrown up from non-alcohol causes since childhood. Hopefully it's not going to now become a yearly spring thing.

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    this mpthercuckef in my class is all I'm not contagious well WHY AM U COUGHING NOW wise fuy

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    Beasteh wrote: »
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i had bronchitis and it was shit

    now ive just got some kind of chronic farting disorder

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Once I lost my voice for four weeks. Terrified I'd damaged it permanently.

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    Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    I've never had the flu or a cold. Still like 50 years of chances to go, though.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Flu is an experience.

    For years I used to think that I'd maybe had flu before. Then I got flu one time, and realised nope, you have never had this before.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    screw y'all i'm going back to the chronic illnesses thread.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    When I get sick my voice gets all raspy and it sounds pretty rad, actually.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i was hawkin up some mean loogies for a couple of weeks but i wasn't super sick

    my immune system is pretty strong i think

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i had bronchitis and it was shit

    now ive just got some kind of chronic farting disorder

    ah yes

    acute crwthatosis

    nasty stuff, that

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Magus` wrote: »
    I've never had the flu or a cold. Still like 50 years of chances to go, though.

    How have you never had a cold? Do you have alien DNA or something?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    Flu is an experience.

    For years I used to think that I'd maybe had flu before. Then I got flu one time, and realised nope, you have never had this before.

    Oh yeah. When you get the flu, you beg for the worst head cold or sinus infection you have ever had instead of feeling as bad as a good day of the flu.

    The only other time in my life I felt more like a plague victim was when I had mono. Holy shit that sucked.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    I haven't had anything worse than a cold in over a decade.

    Actually one of them was really bad, I had a fever and sat on a heater vent for a couple of hours. The strange thing was, it lasted for a day then disappeared completely.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Though when I had my leg surgery I was in a fuckload of pain and could actually barely walk. That sucked.

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    Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    Magus` wrote: »
    I've never had the flu or a cold. Still like 50 years of chances to go, though.

    How have you never had a cold? Do you have alien DNA or something?

    Dunno, just hasn't happened. I've had other sicknesses, just not colds or flus.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Yeah, when you've had an actual flu, you'll know. I will forever love my (now retired) doctor for prescribing me a "Heavy antibiotic bombardment" which not only worked, but sounds cool as hell.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Yeah, when you've had an actual flu, you'll know. I will forever love my (now retired) doctor for prescribing me a "Heavy antibiotic bombardment" which not only worked, but sounds cool as hell.

    Ummm, antibiotics do not work on viruses like the flu.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Kimchijjigae, man

    Burns that shit right out of you

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    But isn't flu viral?

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    It wasn't the flu or he wasn't a real doctor.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    The "heavy antibiotic bombardment" was actually a shit-ton of meth

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    It wasn't the flu or he wasn't a real doctor.

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    Veldrin on
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    It wasn't the flu or he wasn't a real doctor.

    an epidemiologist I know told me some antibiotics do have an effect on some viruses. But not often, and for obvious reasons mostly doctors try to avoid doing this kind of thing.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Around the fall of last year I had a cold/cough that seriously stuck around for something like 2 and a half months.

    It was real stupid

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Huh. Maybe it wasn't the flu, it was a while ago. Better to be embarrassed than ignorant.

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    QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Was this your doctor? http://i.imgur.com/k0Xoq.jpg

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i've got a bad case of boneritis

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