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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    D&D got nerdgasmic banned :(

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    D&D got nerdgasmic banned :(
    persona got nerdgasmic banned

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    nerdgasmic got nerdgasmic banned

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Lars wrote: »
    Man, I haven't played D&D in years.

    Part of me wants to look up to see if there are any groups looking for players in my city, but I'm not sure I would want to be playing with a complete group of strangers. Plus I don't have any material newer than early 4th edition and I'm not about to buy new books only to attend one meeting and give it up due to not meshing with the group.

    Only reason to play 4.0 is if you don't have any 3.5 materials

    or if you think 4th edition is better.

    Well, yeah, if you don't have 3.5 materials

    Quick! Let's incite an argument over which version of D&D is better, instead of laughing about some one making the least topical movie ever.

    People like the D&D they like.

    Movies about D&D have historically been absolutely terrible. I can't think of one I like, or found worth watching.

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    D&D got nerdgasmic banned :(
    persona got nerdgasmic banned

    We gotta stop persona

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Lars wrote: »
    Man, I haven't played D&D in years.

    Part of me wants to look up to see if there are any groups looking for players in my city, but I'm not sure I would want to be playing with a complete group of strangers. Plus I don't have any material newer than early 4th edition and I'm not about to buy new books only to attend one meeting and give it up due to not meshing with the group.

    Only reason to play 4.0 is if you don't have any 3.5 materials

    or if you think 4th edition is better.

    Well, yeah, if you don't have 3.5 materials

    Quick! Let's incite an argument over which version of D&D is better, instead of laughing about some one making the least topical movie ever.

    People like the D&D they like.

    Movies about D&D have historically been absolutely terrible. I can't think of one I like, or found worth watching.

    Just wait until I complete my D&D porn parody epic.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    dude, c'mon. everyone has their preferences, it doesn't make one edition better than the other.

    Alright, I'll give you that 4.0 is fine if you don't play a rogue.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    nerdgasmic got nerdgasmic banned

    Bret Hart screwed Bret Hart.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    dude, c'mon. everyone has their preferences, it doesn't make one edition better than the other.

    Alright, I'll give you that 4.0 is fine if you don't play a rogue.

    when was the last time you checked 4th edition out, out of genuine curiosity

    and what do you want in a rogue

    because in general, 4th edition has been kind to martial classes, giving them stuff to do besides "i hit them with my axe" and being a meat shield for casters

  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    dude, c'mon. everyone has their preferences, it doesn't make one edition better than the other.

    Alright, I'll give you that 4.0 is fine if you don't play a rogue.

    when was the last time you checked 4th edition out, out of genuine curiosity

    and what do you want in a rogue

    because in general, 4th edition has been kind to martial classes, giving them stuff to do besides "i hit them with my axe" and being a meat shield for casters

    He wants the Pathfinder rogue (which is why he likes 3.5). In Pathfinder the rogue can operate very much as a "master key" to all problems with a good player and a min/max'd character.

    In 4e they are more toned down, and generally just an assassin/DPS type of character with limited skill options.

    The two systems just play very differently. Which is why people tend to have preferences. They like the way a certain version plays as opposed to the other. Neither is superior. Mostly because they are so different, it's hard to rationalize how one game system can be better than another when they are wildly different. Their core mechanics aren't even the same.

    The problem arises when folks just can't let other people like things.

    Anon the Felon on
  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    Rogue never was a martial class, that's the problem. It was about skills and sneaking.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    I don't dig 3.X, so I don't play 3.X. Older D&D looks even less appealing to me. Doesn't necessarily mean they're bad, I'm pretty sure all the variations of the game have flawed mechanics somewhere in there. I like the tactics of 4e combat, the paring down of skills, and the fact that aside from poorly designed classes (Assassin, I am looking at you), pretty much everyone can be effective at something.

    So, you know, people can like 4e, Mysst. It's fine that you like 3.X, even if I don't.

  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    The best part of the Atlas Shrugged movie:
    Wikipedia wrote:
    More than 100,000 DVD inserts were recalled within days due to the jacket's philosophically incorrect description of "Ayn Rand’s timeless novel of courage and self-sacrifice.


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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    What is your favorite type of comedy?
    I really like Stephen Colbert and the Onion. When a comedian really knows his material and can present a situation that sounds pretty ludicrous but instead of just jumping up and down and saying, "I'm making fun of this!" he instead presents it completely straight-faced and in a serious manner while never breaking character, that is when true comedic genius can occur.

    Okay yeah definitely tongue-in-cheek.

    Tox on
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    nerdgasmic got nerdgasmic banned

    Bret Hart screwed Bret Hart.
    *stands in ring, writes "twitter" with finger*

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    What is your favorite type of comedy?
    I really like Stephen Colbert and the Onion. When a comedian really knows his material and can present a situation that sounds pretty ludicrous but instead of just jumping up and down and saying, "I'm making fun of this!" he instead presents it completely straight-faced and in a serious manner while never breaking character, that is when true comedic genius can occur.

    So...I have a feeling this is going to be extremely tongue-in-cheek, and ultimately satirical of the anti-D&D era.

    So... Probably all the characters will be the "joke" combinations, like a gnome barbarian or something.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Lars wrote: »
    Man, I haven't played D&D in years.

    Part of me wants to look up to see if there are any groups looking for players in my city, but I'm not sure I would want to be playing with a complete group of strangers. Plus I don't have any material newer than early 4th edition and I'm not about to buy new books only to attend one meeting and give it up due to not meshing with the group.

    Only reason to play 4.0 is if you don't have any 3.5 materials

    or if you think 4th edition is better.

    Well, yeah, if you don't have 3.5 materials

    Quick! Let's incite an argument over which version of D&D is better, instead of laughing about some one making the least topical movie ever.

    People like the D&D they like.

    Movies about D&D have historically been absolutely terrible. I can't think of one I like, or found worth watching.

    Just wait until I complete my D&D porn parody epic.

    "We gotta stop the Fuckomancers!"

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Lars wrote: »
    Man, I haven't played D&D in years.

    Part of me wants to look up to see if there are any groups looking for players in my city, but I'm not sure I would want to be playing with a complete group of strangers. Plus I don't have any material newer than early 4th edition and I'm not about to buy new books only to attend one meeting and give it up due to not meshing with the group.

    Only reason to play 4.0 is if you don't have any 3.5 materials

    or if you think 4th edition is better.

    Well, yeah, if you don't have 3.5 materials

    Quick! Let's incite an argument over which version of D&D is better, instead of laughing about some one making the least topical movie ever.

    People like the D&D they like.

    Movies about D&D have historically been absolutely terrible. I can't think of one I like, or found worth watching.

    Just wait until I complete my D&D porn parody epic.

    An oglaf movie?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    dude, c'mon. everyone has their preferences, it doesn't make one edition better than the other.

    Alright, I'll give you that 4.0 is fine if you don't play a rogue.

    when was the last time you checked 4th edition out, out of genuine curiosity

    and what do you want in a rogue

    because in general, 4th edition has been kind to martial classes, giving them stuff to do besides "i hit them with my axe" and being a meat shield for casters

    Haven't since launch. Combat is the primary focus of it and completely turned me off.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Lars wrote: »
    Man, I haven't played D&D in years.

    Part of me wants to look up to see if there are any groups looking for players in my city, but I'm not sure I would want to be playing with a complete group of strangers. Plus I don't have any material newer than early 4th edition and I'm not about to buy new books only to attend one meeting and give it up due to not meshing with the group.

    Only reason to play 4.0 is if you don't have any 3.5 materials

    or if you think 4th edition is better.

    Well, yeah, if you don't have 3.5 materials

    Quick! Let's incite an argument over which version of D&D is better, instead of laughing about some one making the least topical movie ever.

    People like the D&D they like.

    Movies about D&D have historically been absolutely terrible. I can't think of one I like, or found worth watching.

    Just wait until I complete my D&D porn parody epic.

    An oglaf movie?

    MAKE IT SO

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    They already made this, like, thirty years ago.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazes_and_Monsters

    Helped launch Tom Hanks' movie career.

    I read that book in high school.

    It was dumb, but the parts about the cops trying to track the kid down were cool.

  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Second best part of the Atlas Shrugged movie:

    They tried to get some sort of 'viral media campaign' thing going by having people post 5 second youtube videos of themselves saying "I am John Galt" to try and hype the film

    The only dudes who took part in it were all giant stereotypes

    Nothing but an army of socially awkward, fedora wearing neckbeards, filming themselves with shitty webcams

    One dude held onto a samurai sword as he said it

    Another dude recorded himself saying it while holding up his digital camera in front of his bathroom mirror

    A lot of those videos have since vanished, unfortunately

    Tasteticle on

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Lars wrote: »
    Man, I haven't played D&D in years.

    Part of me wants to look up to see if there are any groups looking for players in my city, but I'm not sure I would want to be playing with a complete group of strangers. Plus I don't have any material newer than early 4th edition and I'm not about to buy new books only to attend one meeting and give it up due to not meshing with the group.

    Only reason to play 4.0 is if you don't have any 3.5 materials

    or if you think 4th edition is better.

    Well, yeah, if you don't have 3.5 materials

    Quick! Let's incite an argument over which version of D&D is better, instead of laughing about some one making the least topical movie ever.

    People like the D&D they like.

    Movies about D&D have historically been absolutely terrible. I can't think of one I like, or found worth watching.

    Just wait until I complete my D&D porn parody epic.

    An oglaf movie?

    MAKE IT SO

    I have a feeling that movie would contain large amounts of penii.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Mysst, would you believe me if I said that there's more rules for combat, but the Dungeon Master Guides and the recent Rules Compendium detail how to do non-combat encounters and interaction with NPCs quite comprehensively? Plenty of skill challenge rules and tips, but bad dungeon masters run encounters focused exclusively on combat.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Lars wrote: »
    Man, I haven't played D&D in years.

    Part of me wants to look up to see if there are any groups looking for players in my city, but I'm not sure I would want to be playing with a complete group of strangers. Plus I don't have any material newer than early 4th edition and I'm not about to buy new books only to attend one meeting and give it up due to not meshing with the group.

    Only reason to play 4.0 is if you don't have any 3.5 materials

    or if you think 4th edition is better.

    Well, yeah, if you don't have 3.5 materials

    Quick! Let's incite an argument over which version of D&D is better, instead of laughing about some one making the least topical movie ever.

    People like the D&D they like.

    Movies about D&D have historically been absolutely terrible. I can't think of one I like, or found worth watching.

    Just wait until I complete my D&D porn parody epic.

    Dicks & Dildos
    Advanced Dicks & Dildos
    The Beastiary! (people dress like monsters)
    Dicks & Dildo's 3rd edicktion
    Dicks & Dildo's 3.5 (same as 3rd but with an extra scene and the dialogue changed in existing scenes to reflect new rules)
    Dicks & Dildo's 4th ediction (have the same people from that World of Warcraft porn in it, because its like an MMO get it)
    Dicks & Dildo's Essentials (greatest hits dvd)
    Dicks & Dildo's NEXT!

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    dude, c'mon. everyone has their preferences, it doesn't make one edition better than the other.

    Alright, I'll give you that 4.0 is fine if you don't play a rogue.

    when was the last time you checked 4th edition out, out of genuine curiosity

    and what do you want in a rogue

    because in general, 4th edition has been kind to martial classes, giving them stuff to do besides "i hit them with my axe" and being a meat shield for casters

    Haven't since launch. Combat is the primary focus of it and completely turned me off.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/26104434/#Comment_26104434

    sorry but you're completely wrong

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Mysst, would you believe me if I said that there's more rules for combat, but the Dungeon Master Guides and the recent Rules Compendium detail how to do non-combat encounters and interaction with NPCs quite comprehensively? Plenty of skill challenge rules and tips, but bad dungeon masters run encounters focused exclusively on combat.

    I might. I'd be rather skeptical at first, perhaps scoff a few times.

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Mysst, would you believe me if I said that there's more rules for combat, but the Dungeon Master Guides and the recent Rules Compendium detail how to do non-combat encounters and interaction with NPCs quite comprehensively? Plenty of skill challenge rules and tips, but bad dungeon masters run encounters focused exclusively on combat.

    I've tried running a 4e campaign a few times. The skill challenge/dc/skill use system is way less friendly for the DM than in Pathfinder. I think it's just the depth of skills allows in Pathfinder, and how they all work pretty much the same. Fourth edition has skills so regimented it becomes a lot of "Search check 47".

    Granted, you can break the system and kind of mesh the two together (what I ultimately did). But, it requires a lot of house rules your players are familiar with. By the book, having a heavily skill based campaign is not as easy.

    Only in 4e have I had this happen:

    "I need search checks from everyone right as this encounter starts."
    *guy passes*
    "Ok, now I need...<X skill> <Y skill> and <Z skill> checks."
    "But <Y skill> isn't applicable in this situation."
    "... Christ dude, just roll the dice."

    I think it's just an attribute of the 4e books being written very explicitly, where as Pathfinder skill descriptions are much more open for player/DM interpretation.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    There is plenty of room for improvisation in 4th edition, especially Gamma World.

    I remember running a game with someone who got the Exploding origin, and used it to wipe away a pentagram with fire.

    Antimatter on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Jesus christ you guys

  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    There is plenty of room for improvisation in 4th edition, especially Gamma World.

    I remember running a game with someone who got the Exploding origin, and used it to wipe away a pentagram with fire.

    That game is, or at least should be, the official bad ass shit.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Gamma World is my favorite version of 4e. It's fun, dangerous, engaging, and lacks the bloat that 4e gets at later levels because Gamma World mutants only go up to level 10.

  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    I actually really liked 4E, but I'm not really well-versed in prior versions D&D so can't really comment too much on them.

    Speaking of Assassins, we actually had one in our party for a while. I didn't remember him seeming bad. He ended up betraying the party and getting killed. The player had benched his normal character to play this one for a while to "try it out" but really it was a plan by him and the DM for story-purposes. The funny thing was he had his alignment written as Evil on his character sheet the whole time and we had never bothered to check since we took his "trying it out" excuse at face value since we were in the middle of a campaign about to head to a new location.

    Though from then on, any time that player started a new character, he got grilled relentlessly about his motivation and alignment until the DM cracked down on it for metagaming reasons.

    Also, I remember plenty of non-combat stuff going on in our games. Maybe it depends on the DM?

    Of course, we also had a rules expert in the group so we could just go "Hey, what skill checks do I have to pass to grab this guy who keeps knocking me in the creek, and then hold his head under the water until he drowns?" and the guy would instantly know so we could just roll it and keep going without having to pause and look through the books.

    Lars on
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    We don't need another edition war thread people

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    can we at least all agree that D&D Next is superfluous when prior editions exist and instead of attempting poorly to make a patchwork homunculus out of bits and pieces of prior editions it should try to do something new

  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    We don't need another edition war thread people

    I actually think we managed to sidestep that pretty smoothly, and are now just talking about the virtues of D&D. The only person being a goose was Mysst.
    Antimatter wrote: »
    can we at least all agree that D&D Next is superfluous when prior editions exist and instead of attempting poorly to make a patchwork homunculus out of bits and pieces of prior editions it should try to do something new

    They should outsource it to Fantasy Flight. Those guys can make a pen and paper RPG.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Outsource it to Rolemaster, I need my full-page critical hit table for every possible weapon

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Wizard just wanna sell their figures

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    it's hasbro's fault that the shit is going on

    core brands initiative

    D&D 4e, love it or hate it, sold better than any other edition of the game, but it didn't sell enough to please the corporate overlords

    so, scrapping it, starting over, trying to combine all prior versions of the game, making three versions of D&D Next, and adding in optional modules to try to make enough money

    if D&D Next doesn't sell well enough, it will be scrapped, and no more D&D for 10 years

  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    3.5 will always be my fav.

    It's just like 3, but Bards get a tiny bump.

    4 didn't have bards on release, but I guess they were in a supplement?

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