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[Mass Effect Heroic Roleplaying] "This evidence is irrefutable!"
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(It wasn't. It really wasn't.)
"Just tell us everything you know about Saren, and you won't get hurt."
(Shepard was amazed she could finish the sentence with a straight face.)
Why I fear the ocean.
"Guessing that was a bad decision, huh. Anyway, a quarian's got it, on a geth something or other. I sent my boys out to get her, but you might still catch her if you hurry."
Oh, please, let them go after her and leave me alone.
(Oh, she was going to hell. Then again, that was sure for a while now. Might as well have some fun on the way.)
Why I fear the ocean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtkv09-ZyI
No reason to quote any part of it if you don't want to, but I figured the knowledge would help you when when get to RPing that scene.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
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His eyes widen, and his shoulders slump. "You're going to kill me anyway, aren't you?!"
Why I fear the ocean.
And he bolts, tossing down a smoke grenade and activating turrets around the room. Unfortunately for him, everyone was more or less expecting that. Garrus shoots the turrets, Kaidan sabotages the grenade and prevents it from being more than a firecracker, Ashley trips him, Shepard stabs him, and Wrex provides the final piece by shooting him in the face.
Ashley examines the body, checking for life signs. "He's down, Commander. And it looks like he has something on him, too."
Shepard frowns. "The geth core?"
Ashley shakes her head. "No, it's an OSD. Probably something interesting on it if he had it on him, though. Should I bring it along?"
Instead, Wrex checks the heat gauge on his shotgun: 88% till overheat. Interesting. What Fist lacked in brains, he made up with lots and lots of thugs and turrets. Still, it was a good fight.
"You can watch Fist's hanar porn later." Turning to Shepard, "That was a good fight Shepard."
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But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
Why I fear the ocean.
Shepard doesn't know she's gonna be a Specter yet, so...
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She stares Wrex in the eye.
"Way I see it, only good fight is one with people who need killing on one end, people worth saving on the other, and shit odds in between. I'd say this one qualifies. Of course, if you want to keep wasting your time and your talent killing two bit thugs like Fist, it's your call."
Why I fear the ocean.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
"All right Shepard, we'll see if you can deliver."
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The next few words were a muttered post-script. A private regret made a little more public.
"I just don't bring everyone back alive."
She straightened her stance, and ignored the shot to the gut from earlier. Medi-gel would solve it.
"Well, we have a quarian to interrogate. All goes well, we can play it polite, and everyone wins. Otherwise, I need a bad cop. Who wants to volunteer?"
Why I fear the ocean.
"There you are, Shepard," Anderson greets them.
"I suppose now we finally get to hear this recording," Udina sourly comments. "The captain insisted that we wait for you."
"Well, let's hear it, Miss..." Kaidan trails off.
"Tali'Zorah nar Rayya vas Neema, but you can call me Tali, the rest of it's kind of like my -- " Tali babbles, until Udina clears his throat.
"Right. Well, I managed to salvage it from a geth, and I guess I'll just let it speak for itself."
"Eden Prime was a major victory! The beacon has brought us one step closer to finding the Conduit." Saren's voice rings out from the quarian's omni-tool. All of them start to speak at once, but she waves impatiently, and the room falls silent again.
"And one step closer to the return of the Reapers." They hear an asari, though they don't know who she is.
Why I fear the ocean.
Whoever or whatever came down the lift next, she hoped they would be reasonable or at least communicable, and unable to break the field.
"Don't be ridiculous," Udina replies wearily. "That asari is most likely an ally of Saren's, not his bedmate."
"The ambassador's right," Anderson adds. "Saren's got a lot of flaws, but stupidity's not one of them; you don't discuss plans like that with just anyone. The question is, what is the Conduit? A Prothean weapon of some sort? And why on earth does Saren want to bring back the Reapers?"
"Frankly, I'm not sure we're going to get an answer to any of that," Udina grumps. "I'd like to follow up on your conjecture on the ship, Shepard. That recording is pretty damning, but I want to make sure Saren and Sparatus can't wiggle their way out of this."
Therum
The chittering and chirping continues, as the geth spread throughout the mining complex. Liara can't see much of it, but the device appears to have shielded her from their vision somehow; if someone does come to rescue her, there won't be an army of geth directly in front of her. Just in the general facility, and likely the surrounding area on the surface as well. Not for the first time, she regrets not simply leaving with the others when she had the chance. Perhaps Dr. Sivahn and the rest will be able to get the word out that she needs help.
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That's actually the weakest part of the main plot in ME1 imo. Saren does this pointless monologue that just happened to implicate himself and Liara's mother, that just happened to be recorded by a geth, and then that geth just happened to be attacked by Tali, that just happened to not destroy it's logs like all geth do, then she just happened to know it was important, then she just happened to contact the Shadow Broker, and then just happened to be rescued by Shepard, who just happened to want to bring her along or ordered to by Udina because reasons, the Council just happened to believe it was not faked, even though geth recording tech has gone through 300 years of self advancement and it's unrealistic to assume they know it's not altered or faked in any way.
But whatevers, ME was all about the characters anyhow.
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But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
Rule 1: Don't give a fuck.
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Why I fear the ocean.
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Why I fear the ocean.
"What are Reapers? I don't think i've ever heard of those before... Are they from Geth Space? From beyond the Perseus Veil?"
Kaidan might not know what the reapers are, but he can tell they are bad news... And that certainly worries him more than the geth memory core cheered him up. And if they are allied with the Geth, it certainly can't be good news.
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But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
"Just look it up on your omni-tool, pretty-boy."
Bringing up his own omni-tool, Wrex pushes a few keys.
"R-E-A-P-E-R-S. Search. Now do that yourself and get back to me. And don't ever send me an email again."
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Wrex is snarky.
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...
Are... Are they kidding me? All i'm getting are conspiracy theories, from nutjobs and doomsday cheerleaders... It can't be serious.
"All i'm finding are fringe theories by questionable sources. That can't be right, can it? We're not really being threatened by, and I quote 'ancient cosmic horrors that killed all the Proteans'. i think we're gonna need some expert advice, here. We'll need to find someone who really knows Proteans, an archaeologist who studied the last days of the Proteans. Maybe someone who could tell us what they do know about their end. Because, really? The Reaper theory is... not the one i have the most faith in, at the moment. Some of the people who talk about it on the Extranet seem a bit nutty to me."
Thanks, Space-google.
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Battlenet ID: MildC#11186 - If I'm in the game, send me an invite at anytime and I'll play.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"