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My Little Giant Bomb: Videogames Are Bullshit
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WE'RE DOING THIS
Look, if you're eating right, the diarrhea should make you think about how much you enjoyed that sandwich about 45 minutes ago and how much you could go for another one now that you have more room.
Salted cucumber is legit. I used to just chomp down halved cucumbers when I was a kid.
I was the antithesis of the "EWW vegetables!" kid. I would bring packed lunches that were just cucumbers, carrots, tomatoes, a little baggy of salt, and loved the shit out of it. Eating tomatos and onions like apples or raw broccoli were my favorite ways to freak people out.
Just tried the Way of the Dogg demo
I really like the gameplay there, but I've never been a big fan of Snoop Dogg
But yes, please, some enterprising developer, take that system, tweak it a little bit (the timing never feels quite right) and release it with a bunch of songs
You'll have all my money
I have a fear this will never happen, because this same exact situation happened with Britney's Dance Beat. A solid rhythm game lost under a game where one artist was the focus, and thus no one paid attention to it
So...
The gameplay you say you really liked?
That's what Final Fantasy Theatrhythm is.
Except way better.
And I've played Elite Beat Agents
I know it's all roughly the same but this is the first time someone's attempted it on a console and I think it could work remarkably well
And Theatrhythm has the same problem as Way of the Dogg. I like FF music! But for fuck's sake I want some real variety
well yeah if you make a shitty sandwich is gonna be shitty no matter what
gotta load it up with stuff like red onion and jalepenos
they don't say anything else
because I just backhanded their stupid fucking mouth
Sometimes spicy mustard is included, but that's it.
glorious Vinny
Damaging goodwill with the one and only franchise you haven't ruined by removing the literal voice of the series without due notice that he had to call the company to find out what's up? Incredibly scummy, unless this is a really good Kojima troll.
2nd would be Square Enix, for everyone shouting from the rooftops what they need to do to not be terrible and yet plugging their ears to the world anyway.
3rd is EA because EA.
4th is Nintendo for being so goddamn stupid with all things technological except for the games they make.
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Yeah, uh, how does not hiring David Hayter somehow make Konami the worst?
Not giving him any notice whatsoever despite carrying the series for so long in the West is indeed a shitty thing to do. Didn't Kojima say at one point he considers the English dub of MGS the "default" dub?
I don't consider replacing Hayter the end of the world, and I think there are people out there who can do a better Snake. But leaving him twisting in the wind like that is still terrible.
That and their incredible mishandling of Silent Hill and non-existent handling of Contra, Gradius, Goemon and the many other franchises that defined the company. I loved Lords of Shadow, but the 3DS game has me less than optimistic over the sequel. And I do miss traditional Castlevania, so that's another strike against them.
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He wasn't promised a job and dicked out of it or something.
They just didn't contact him to hire him for the part.
That's not even close to scummy.
Everything surrounding MGSV is just straight-up weird.
So I don't
I mean fuck them for no Mirror's Edge 2
But hey, they made that game exist in the first place, good on them
Not their fault people didn't buy it
every time someone mentions this I get mad all over again
I don't really dislike them either, but I understand why people don't.
In the end of the day I don't want the next Dragon Age and Mass Effect to come up short. But as it stands, neither sound like a sure-thing. Too many loose cogs in that company that can make both games suffer as a result.
I could go on much greater detail over all the dumb shit Nintendo is doing, but by the end of the day they still somehow manage to make the most entertaining and innovative games even now.
I don't get how a company so brilliant with their software can be so pants-on-head stupid with all things hardware.
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That's worth like
Five Miles Edgeworths
Yeah, like....some days I want to really rag on Capcom.
But two weeks later and I still can't put down Dragons Dogma: Dark Arisen, and have no desire to play anything else besides that game. Before that, I couldn't put down Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate.
I guess it's a love/hate relationship.
They ruined Resident Evil though. I don't think that's ever going to get fixed.
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An announcement of a new Pokemon game would not be something made in response to somebody's musing on Twitter. That tweet would have either been taken down or an announcement would have been scrambled by now.
clumsy and awkward but at the end of the day he can write a damn good story
This particular response is telling:
I know they have no real reason to since the series sells like hotcakes on handhelds, but....I still would like to see a Wii U Pokemon game proper.
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I would be interested
That would be a good start.
The other would be to make it scary again.
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