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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Also, why does anyone need so many computers? He has 6 desktops, and like 8 laptops. He uses them all too. Just like "no I'll use the computer at this desk instead." I really don't get it.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Podly wrote:
    I like fat chicks

    when the well is dry, sometimes the only way to... get a few drops is to...drop a boulder... down and make..a big splash?
    rude titties.

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Clearly he's going to keep taunting you until you learn.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'll be cray if I want to!

    You are not the boss of me!

    This is my thread. You'll do as you're told.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

    The thing I really love this is the Engineer's casual refusal to accept his hat's defiance of the laws of physics

    He's a practical problem solver

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I remember once I brought my MacBook to his house. Father in law was like "what resolution is that screen?" I said I didn't know, but it looked good. So I went in and checked, then he went around and checked all 15 or so computers he has in his house to point out which ones had higher resolution screens. Wtf?

    Sounds like an Android user alright


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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Also, why does anyone need so many computers? He has 6 desktops, and like 8 laptops. He uses them all too. Just like "no I'll use the computer at this desk instead." I really don't get it.

    People are dumbshits

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    I remember once I brought my MacBook to his house. Father in law was like "what resolution is that screen?" I said I didn't know, but it looked good. So I went in and checked, then he went around and checked all 15 or so computers he has in his house to point out which ones had higher resolution screens. Wtf?

    Mine has two screens but they're different resolutions. It's pretty cray.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    when i went to pax east 2012 i roomed with kakos and some of his friends who i didn't know. i was over on my bed texting and he looks over and literally starts an ios/mac vs android/pc debate right there in real life, with me not knowing him at all.

    OH I SEE YOU'RE AN APPLEFAG

    oh uh...

    hey man nice to meet you o_o

    These just arent topics for real life.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
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    Crawdads for all!

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    WHEN I WAS FIVE ALL MY LANDSCAPES INCLUDED A CROSS SECTION OF THE EARTHS CRUST ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE MOLTEN CORE AND I ACCURATELY PLACED THE STARS ACCORDING TO MY SEASONAL STAR CHARTS IMAGINATION IS A POOR SUBSTITUTE FOR ACCURACY

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    Hey, remember when you guys told me that the next team I ought to do for the book was a Norwegian club named Sandnes Ulf?

    Why do you torture me like that? Because that sucked.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Also, why does anyone need so many computers? He has 6 desktops, and like 8 laptops. He uses them all too. Just like "no I'll use the computer at this desk instead." I really don't get it.

    isn't it crazy when people spend a bunch of money on things they don't need!

    how crazy is that!

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    (sigh) Hi, chat.

    What's the matter, trainer?

    Wondering why I live in the frozen tundra.

    So that its horrible/awesome ratio is at least skewed a little to the right.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    You applefag Chu.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I remember once I brought my MacBook to his house. Father in law was like "what resolution is that screen?" I said I didn't know, but it looked good. So I went in and checked, then he went around and checked all 15 or so computers he has in his house to point out which ones had higher resolution screens. Wtf?

    this is how you seem to us by the way

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    when i went to pax east 2012 i roomed with kakos and some of his friends who i didn't know. i was over on my bed texting and he looks over and literally starts an ios/mac vs android/pc debate right there in real life, with me not knowing him at all.

    OH I SEE YOU'RE AN APPLEFAG

    oh uh...

    hey man nice to meet you o_o

    These just arent topics for real life.

    It is weird how the Internet turns utterly mundane things into battles of great importance.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2013
    he also interrogated me about 'how {i} feel that {my} people are exterminating palestinians as we speak'

    like, five minutes within learning his name, shake his hand, we both order breakfast sandwiches at the deli near the convention center... oh where are you from... israel? that's cool... how do you feel about the genocide your people are perpetrating

    me: o_o

    Organichu on
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    j0Fk70y.jpg

    Crawdads for all!

    Nooo!

    What've they done to you, Gary?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    That seems like a perfectly cromulent question jon.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Gosling wrote: »
    Hey, remember when you guys told me that the next team I ought to do for the book was a Norwegian club named Sandnes Ulf?

    Why do you torture me like that? Because that sucked.

    Uhh

    Don't look at us!

    Most of us didn't know what you were talking about!

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    he also interrogated me about 'how {i} feel that {my} people are exterminating palestinians as we speak'

    like, five minutes within learning his name, shake his hand, we both order breakfast sandwiches at the deli near the convention center... oh where are you from... israel? that's cool... how do you feel about the genocide your people are perpetrating

    me: o_o

    that sounds like a fun room

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    he also interrogated me about 'how {i} feel that {my} people are exterminating palestinians as we speak'

    like, five minutes within learning his name, shake his hand, we both order breakfast sandwiches at the deli near the convention center... oh where are you from... israel? that's cool... how do you feel about the genocide your people are perpetrating

    me: o_o

    That guy was the Internet

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Also, why does anyone need so many computers? He has 6 desktops, and like 8 laptops. He uses them all too. Just like "no I'll use the computer at this desk instead." I really don't get it.

    isn't it crazy when people spend a bunch of money on things they don't need!

    how crazy is that!

    I get wanting to buy things. But having a room with three almost identical computers in it, none of which is used for more than web browsing? It makes your life demonstrably more complicated, since you need to figure out what hard drive a file you want is on.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    he also interrogated me about 'how {i} feel that {my} people are exterminating palestinians as we speak'

    like, five minutes within learning his name, shake his hand, we both order breakfast sandwiches at the deli near the convention center... oh where are you from... israel? that's cool... how do you feel about the genocide your people are perpetrating

    me: o_o

    You should've pretended to be a very light Palestinian.

    Also: what the fuck.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    j0Fk70y.jpg

    Crawdads for all!

    Nooo!

    What've they done to you, Gary?

    Made him delicious. E8itdRI.gif

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    j0Fk70y.jpg

    Crawdads for all!

    Nooo!

    What've they done to you, Gary?

    Made him delicious. E8itdRI.gif

    Now how will I stick probes into his brain?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    kakos did feel bad when i told him about it

    but still

    WOUND ALREADY INFLICTED CAN'T BE UNDONE THIS ISN'T ANIME

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Gosling wrote: »
    Hey, remember when you guys told me that the next team I ought to do for the book was a Norwegian club named Sandnes Ulf?

    Why do you torture me like that? Because that sucked.

    Uhh

    Don't look at us!

    Most of us didn't know what you were talking about!

    Okay, this is true.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Hedgie there is only one frozen tundra and that is Green Bay

    Bro, do you even ESPN?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Also, why does anyone need so many computers? He has 6 desktops, and like 8 laptops. He uses them all too. Just like "no I'll use the computer at this desk instead." I really don't get it.

    isn't it crazy when people spend a bunch of money on things they don't need!

    how crazy is that!

    I get wanting to buy things. But having a room with three almost identical computers in it, none of which is used for more than web browsing? It makes your life demonstrably more complicated, since you need to figure out what hard drive a file you want is on.

    Bro, this is what you do. Next time you're there laugh at how he doesn't own a Synology NAS to tie his whole setup together. It will be a mortal wound.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    So Chu did you next talk about which female forumers were bangable and which were crazy cat ladies?

    That seems like the direction the night would go.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    like, literally

    the excess, the guy's lack of awareness of his excess, your befuddlement at the excess

    it couldn't be more perfect

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Kagera wrote: »
    So Chu did you next talk about which female forumers were bangable and which were crazy cat ladies?

    That seems like the direction the night would go.

    this guy wasn't a d&d'er

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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
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    Crawdads for all!

    Suddenly hungry

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Ok now to play a little game i like to call See If I Can Finish Masturbating Before I Run Out of Smartphone Battery

    Challenge Level: 10% battery remaiming

    Later chat

    Sir Landshark on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    j0Fk70y.jpg

    Crawdads for all!

    Nooo!

    What've they done to you, Gary?

    Made him delicious. E8itdRI.gif

    Now how will I stick probes into his brain?

    Fine, next time I boil some crawdads, I'll wait until after you've probed the brains.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Kagera wrote: »
    So Chu did you next talk about which female forumers were bangable and which were crazy cat ladies?

    That seems like the direction the night would go.

    I think most of us are two things.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Oh it was kakos' friend!

    Ok.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I remember once I brought my MacBook to his house. Father in law was like "what resolution is that screen?" I said I didn't know, but it looked good. So I went in and checked, then he went around and checked all 15 or so computers he has in his house to point out which ones had higher resolution screens. Wtf?

    this is how you seem to us by the way

    I never say that things other people have are bad or inferior to things I have. There was a whole thing about that in chat the other day. I think you should like what you like, but don't shit on things other people have for no reason. When someone is excited about the new timex watch they bought, I would say its a nice watch, not show them how my more expensive watch compares.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ok now to play a little game i like to call See If I Can Finish Masturbating Before I Run Out of Smartphone Battery

    Challenge Level: 10% battery remaiming

    Later chat

    SHUT UP

    STOP RUBBING YOUR PRIVATE SPACE IN MY FACE

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