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The Xbox One Thread in which we don't discuss Used Games.

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  • AllforceAllforce Registered User regular
    Glossy AND Matte, giving everyone what they want

  • WassermeloneWassermelone Registered User regular
    Maybe they named it because Xbox One the last generation?

    Hur hur hur

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    That is an extraordinarily dumb name

  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    All-in-ones device!

    We split it in half because

  • edzeppedzepp Registered User regular
    That's kinda big.

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    Looks like an 80s VCR.

  • KnightKnight Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Thaaaat's kinda a bad name. I was so sure they were just calling it Xbox.

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  • Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Not a doctor Tree townRegistered User regular
    Shit man, numbers are supposed to go up! This ain't sugar-free colas we're talking about!

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    The Kinect really, REALLY looks huge.

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Looks like an 80s VCR.

    Well when you put it that way I'm sold.

  • Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    Bing, Xbox

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  • RiokennRiokenn Registered User regular
    Half matte? Half Gloss? Terrible...

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    "Talks to all of your devices".

    "PS4, Wii U, execute Order 66."

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  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    Gyral wrote: »
    I want to see what the dimensions are because that looks bigger than the 360.

    Yea, it looks like it's actually larger than the OXBOX. :p

    “I used to draw, hard to admit that I used to draw...”
  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    "well talk about games another time; lets talk about making your TV better!"

    Yeah, I think I'm already out. :rotate:

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    Oh, so they just admitted they don't feel like talking about games today, so I'm done.

  • mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    When he just said XBOX ON it made my kinect ask if I wanted to quit

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    That utter moment of terror after he commands the xbox to turn on. Please God, turn on.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    People still care about voice control?

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    "Remember what I was last doing" - you mean... er... the most basic function of a UI?

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  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    "Look at my homescreen. Look how trendy I am."

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  • ElixirElixir Saving Your Ass Alchemists and Belts EverywhereRegistered User regular
    ON!

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    This presentation brought to you by Deadmau5

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  • KnightKnight Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Forza 5, nice.

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  • SagrothSagroth Registered User regular
    Xbox, go home. You're drunk.

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  • mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    HEY GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED WHEN HE SAID XBOX GO HOME.

    UGH

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    Yeah... not feelin it.

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  • Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    Yes, tell me about all those services, none of which will work in Europe.

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  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    "Xbox, watch porn"

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  • AllforceAllforce Registered User regular
    Lotsa ads

  • TheSonicRetardTheSonicRetard Registered User regular
    Imagine a device that can play all my media, that connects to every device in my living room? I have that, it's called my pc.

  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    The TV thing would be more impressive if I could specifically call out a channel or show.

    "Xbox, play The Walking Dead".

    (plays Survival Instincts)

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I'm not sure why I should care about this stuff.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Xbox Go Home You're One

    Oh brilliant
  • edzeppedzepp Registered User regular
    The price is right. Or is it?

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  • Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    Yeah, surely this isn't pre-recorded at all.

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  • HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    I'm not sure I want to know what's trending with the Xbox community. Have you ever heard any of your users?

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    I don't buy this. Especially with it being voice commands.

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    So, they've added a voice-command based Input Button.

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  • KnightKnight Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    If it's even close to that fast, that's incredibly impressive.

    I know this is all recorded and fake, but still.

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