Freaking out for no good reason

HappylilElf

I live in an older house and because it's spring and the ground is thawing the house squeeks and cracks as if there were people walking around in various places. This is currently freaking me the fuck out.

I've gone upstairs twice to look for the phantom people that aren't there and that I logically know can't possibly be there.

Even so I'm all right now.

What freaks you out even though you know it shouldn't?

Please note: I probably won't read this thread until the sun comes up because I've already reached my limit for freakedoutedness for the night.

Silmaril

You're going to get stabbed and raped.

Not necessarily in that order.

Meiz

Hand grenades are kind of scary.

Legacy

No, bunny!

Fallout

u do

fuck, it is impossible to enter less than three letters in this fucking thing no matter how i cheat

Pkmoutl

Eye surgery.

It freaks me out.

I can't even watch medical programs about it.

Penguin Incarnate

I was raised in an old wooden house, so I'm used to that sort of thing.

When I saw this thread I was hoping it was about people that overreact to normal situations. I was going to complain about women, too!

Fallout

certain things bring me to gagging just short of puking very easily

they are listed in a book locked away in a locker buried in a rural mexican town

HappylilElf

Does the name of the town start with an "A"?

DJDM

Land mines. Plastic surgery.

Penguin Incarnate

I'm scared shitless of sharks.

I don't think this is unreasonable. I mean, they're fucking sharks. They haven't changed a single bit in sixty million years because they're perfect at what they do.

Fallout

HappylilElf wrote: »

Does the name of the town start with an "A"?

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck

Pkmoutl

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

I'm scared shitless of sharks.

I don't think this is unreasonable. I mean, they're fucking sharks. They haven't changed a single bit in sixty million years because they're perfect at what they do.

Yeah, but it's kind of silly to be afraid of sharks if you live somewhere like Iowa or Montana.

"OH FUCK A SHARK!"

"Dude, it's nailed to the wall. We bought it on eBay from some Cuban guy who did nothing but bitch about how it ate this huge marlin he caught..."

Linksville

I'm cool with big spiders. I used to have a pet tarantula, she was awesome. But tiny spiders freak me out.

Fallout

Pkmoutl wrote: »

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

I'm scared shitless of sharks.

I don't think this is unreasonable. I mean, they're fucking sharks. They haven't changed a single bit in sixty million years because they're perfect at what they do.

Yeah, but it's kind of silly to be afraid of sharks if you live somewhere like Iowa or Montana.

"OH FUCK A SHARK!"

"Dude, it's nailed to the wall. We bought it on eBay from some Cuban guy who did nothing but bitch about how it ate this huge marlin he caught..."

:^:

Penguin Incarnate

Pkmoutl wrote: »

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

I'm scared shitless of sharks.

I don't think this is unreasonable. I mean, they're fucking sharks. They haven't changed a single bit in sixty million years because they're perfect at what they do.

Yeah, but it's kind of silly to be afraid of sharks if you live somewhere like Iowa or Montana.

"OH FUCK A SHARK!"

"Dude, it's nailed to the wall. We bought it on eBay from some Cuban guy who did nothing but bitch about how it ate this huge marlin he caught..."

When you mention the Cuban Guy, for some reason I imagined a great white shark with a panama hat, a hawaiian shirt and a bad mustache pretending to be human so he can get close enough to someone in Iowa to kill them.

Seph

"Why yes I am from the ocea-CUBA. Ocea, Cuba. A small town in Cuba. It's really quaint. One ticket to Iowa please."

spono

I just beat Metal Gear Solid 2 again.

I am freaking out a little.

Is any of this real oh god oh shit oh noes

alternatingAberration

He's in the house....

Linksville

OH GOD SOMEONE KILL IT

Penguin Incarnate

I want to stab that thing in the eyes with ice picks and scream at him, "Where is your God now?"

Zonkytonkman

ahahaa, that's actually freaking me out.

Jem

I came into the world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the flames
That are pullin on my past
Burnin on my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey, I think about the day
My girlie went ran with my pay
When fellas came to play
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat

Like a chump, hey

Should I be feelin' bad?
Should I be feelin' good?
It's kinda sad I'm the laughing stock of the neighborhood
And you would think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not!
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
But my heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

Why did it take so long?
Why, did I wait so long, huh?
To figure it out, but I did it
And I'm the only one
Underneath the sun who didn't get it
I can't believe that I could be deceived
By my so-called girl, but in reality
She had a hidden agenda
She put my tender, heart in a blender
And still I surrender

Like a chump, hey

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

I'm only human
It's so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They'll tell you, just let it go
It's easier said than done
I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone
And nothing gonna change
You can go away
I'm just gonna stay here
And always be the same

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

Linksville

Jem wrote: »

I came into the world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the flames
That are pullin on my past
Burnin on my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey, I think about the day
My girlie went ran with my pay
When fellas came to play
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat

Like a chump, hey

Should I be feelin' bad?
Should I be feelin' good?
It's kinda sad I'm the laughing stock of the neighborhood
And you would think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not!
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
But my heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

Why did it take so long?
Why, did I wait so long, huh?
To figure it out, but I did it
And I'm the only one
Underneath the sun who didn't get it
I can't believe that I could be deceived
By my so-called girl, but in reality
She had a hidden agenda
She put my tender, heart in a blender
And still I surrender

Like a chump, hey

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

I'm only human
It's so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They'll tell you, just let it go
It's easier said than done
I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone
And nothing gonna change
You can go away
I'm just gonna stay here
And always be the same

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

I disagree.

[Assassination Attempt!]

the journey my dreams take when I perform sub-conscious delving...I don't know what being dragged under the bed by a grinning rocking-horse stuffed animal in the middle of a lightning storm is all about and im not sure I want to.

Jem

I'd quote you for truth.

But, eh.

Jimmy

Its just me. Creeping.


and eyeballing

Sir Red of the Manti

Jem wrote: »

I came into the world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the flames
That are pullin on my past
Burnin on my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey, I think about the day
My girlie went ran with my pay
When fellas came to play
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat

Like a chump, hey

Should I be feelin' bad?
Should I be feelin' good?
It's kinda sad I'm the laughing stock of the neighborhood
And you would think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not!
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
But my heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

Why did it take so long?
Why, did I wait so long, huh?
To figure it out, but I did it
And I'm the only one
Underneath the sun who didn't get it
I can't believe that I could be deceived
By my so-called girl, but in reality
She had a hidden agenda
She put my tender, heart in a blender
And still I surrender

Like a chump, hey

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

I'm only human
It's so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They'll tell you, just let it go
It's easier said than done
I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone
And nothing gonna change
You can go away
I'm just gonna stay here
And always be the same

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

SA

I stopped having real scary nightmares ages ago. No more ghosts or monsters.

These days the only "nightmares" I have involve me locking my keys in the car at a strange place or forgetting to pay the bills.

SA

Ooo, last week i had a dream where i was still in high school and had to complete an impossible project, something far more difficul than anything I've done in college.

SpongeCake

Speaking of college, I just found out that my graduation ceremony is on the same day as my 21st birthday and lasts literally all day - I'll need to travel there the day before and won't be able to get back untli the morning after.
So now I have to decide whether to screw a boring ceremony I don't give a shit about and dissapoint my parents who are desperately excited about me graduating, or to actually enjoy the single most important birthday in my life.

Oh gosh decisions!

Wezoin

There are only two things in this world that scare me... One is Nuclear War.

The other? Carnies...

SpongeCake

Carnies are one of the only species that would survive a nuclear war.

SporkAndrew

Since when do you have to not celebrate?

Just get pissed and go to the ceremony. Then continue drinking afterwards..

SpongeCake

It's in a cathedral man. I'm not going to be the only drunk guy in a freaking cathedral. I also don't want to be off my head in the single photograph that my parents are going to hold onto forever.

Wezoin

SpongeCake wrote: »

It's in a cathedral man. I'm not going to be the only drunk guy in a freaking cathedral. I also don't want to be off my head in the single photograph that my parents are going to hold onto forever.

Start a mosh pit?

Although, I found out it's the quickest way to get out of something boring... Especially funerals.

SporkAndrew

SpongeCake wrote: »

It's in a cathedral man. I'm not going to be the only drunk guy in a freaking cathedral. I also don't want to be off my head in the single photograph that my parents are going to hold onto forever.

You've gone to the wrong Uni then.. Mine was just in a theatre and by the looks of things half the people there were pissed.

Jimmy

The french lady who had her face eaten off by her dog, and then another face transplanted.. That freaks me out. That and earwigs.

TankHammer

Millipedes big enough that when they eat it makes a noise. That freaks me out.

Stakhanov

Rats. Filthy, plague bearing, corpse eating, loveable pets. Whatever flavour or strain, I will destroy them all. Somehow, someday.

Milquetoast Thug

Stakhanov wrote: »

Rats. Filthy, plague bearing, corpse eating, loveable pets. Whatever flavour or strain, I will destroy them all. Somehow, someday.

But rats are cute.