there is so much cat hair here it ain't even funny
god don't tell me you're another person with today off
i thought you were an effcient corporate drone!
AMERICA BABY
Hey, we haven't had a long weekend since february ok
and they made me work yesterday anyway
oh
in that case i will let you off
just... spare a thought for poor old casual sitting here making spreadsheets while you're kicking back in the sun with a cold one
I am doing none of those things! I just swiffered up a metric fuckton of cat hair and litter, settled down to maek poast and nom on this fresh salsa I bought from Trader Joe's, only to SPILL THE FUCKING SALSA ALL OVER THE FLOOR I JUST CLEANED
F M L
see this is where you need a dog
doggy will come and clear the food off the floor for you
kitty will too
but there would be consequences
poopy consequences
doggy could handle it
especially if you got a chiuaua
those things were breastfed salsa
i am kidding oh sweet jesus and holy mary do not give a dog spicy food
Doggies don't give a fuck
A couple years ago my aunt got home to see a note on the kitchen island from my cousin that said "Enjoy the chocolate cupcake, mom!"
There was no cupcake
this beast somehow got to the middle of the island and devoured it whole, wrapper and all
there is so much cat hair here it ain't even funny
god don't tell me you're another person with today off
i thought you were an effcient corporate drone!
AMERICA BABY
Hey, we haven't had a long weekend since february ok
and they made me work yesterday anyway
oh
in that case i will let you off
just... spare a thought for poor old casual sitting here making spreadsheets while you're kicking back in the sun with a cold one
I am doing none of those things! I just swiffered up a metric fuckton of cat hair and litter, settled down to maek poast and nom on this fresh salsa I bought from Trader Joe's, only to SPILL THE FUCKING SALSA ALL OVER THE FLOOR I JUST CLEANED
F M L
see this is where you need a dog
doggy will come and clear the food off the floor for you
kitty will too
but there would be consequences
poopy consequences
doggy could handle it
especially if you got a chiuaua
those things were breastfed salsa
i am kidding oh sweet jesus and holy mary do not give a dog spicy food
Doggies don't give a fuck
A couple years ago my aunt got home to see a note on the kitchen island from my cousin that said "Enjoy the chocolate cupcake, mom!"
There was no cupcake
this beast somehow got to the middle of the island and devoured it whole, wrapper and all
that doggy looks so much like my old dog!
my current dog is a fucking theif
twice now my mum has left a serving bowl with butter in it on the kitchen table and come back to an empty bowl on the floor
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I really like it. The lack of a set deck of cards you can buy from makes it a whole lot active and more "damn you for getting that card before I could!"
Core Worlds has a similar thing where a spread of random cards goes down and then you have to figure out wha you can get on the fly, rather than devising an engine. I dig it.
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buuut yeah the speakerphone conversation was hilarious
there is so much cat hair here it ain't even funny
god don't tell me you're another person with today off
i thought you were an effcient corporate drone!
AMERICA BABY
Hey, we haven't had a long weekend since february ok
and they made me work yesterday anyway
oh
in that case i will let you off
just... spare a thought for poor old casual sitting here making spreadsheets while you're kicking back in the sun with a cold one
I am doing none of those things! I just swiffered up a metric fuckton of cat hair and litter, settled down to maek poast and nom on this fresh salsa I bought from Trader Joe's, only to SPILL THE FUCKING SALSA ALL OVER THE FLOOR I JUST CLEANED
F M L
see this is where you need a dog
doggy will come and clear the food off the floor for you
kitty will too
but there would be consequences
poopy consequences
doggy could handle it
especially if you got a chiuaua
those things were breastfed salsa
i am kidding oh sweet jesus and holy mary do not give a dog spicy food
Doggies don't give a fuck
A couple years ago my aunt got home to see a note on the kitchen island from my cousin that said "Enjoy the chocolate cupcake, mom!"
There was no cupcake
this beast somehow got to the middle of the island and devoured it whole, wrapper and all
that doggy looks so much like my old dog!
my current dog is a fucking theif
twice now my mum has left a serving bowl with butter in it on the kitchen table and come back to an empty bowl on the floor
ORLY? My aunt's dog is a Belgian Sheepdog. He's p big. and he's a hugger. And also a thief.
I think all dogs come with a busted moral compass and lack of respect for personal property!
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
there is so much cat hair here it ain't even funny
god don't tell me you're another person with today off
i thought you were an effcient corporate drone!
AMERICA BABY
Hey, we haven't had a long weekend since february ok
and they made me work yesterday anyway
oh
in that case i will let you off
just... spare a thought for poor old casual sitting here making spreadsheets while you're kicking back in the sun with a cold one
I am doing none of those things! I just swiffered up a metric fuckton of cat hair and litter, settled down to maek poast and nom on this fresh salsa I bought from Trader Joe's, only to SPILL THE FUCKING SALSA ALL OVER THE FLOOR I JUST CLEANED
F M L
see this is where you need a dog
doggy will come and clear the food off the floor for you
kitty will too
but there would be consequences
poopy consequences
doggy could handle it
especially if you got a chiuaua
those things were breastfed salsa
i am kidding oh sweet jesus and holy mary do not give a dog spicy food
Doggies don't give a fuck
A couple years ago my aunt got home to see a note on the kitchen island from my cousin that said "Enjoy the chocolate cupcake, mom!"
There was no cupcake
this beast somehow got to the middle of the island and devoured it whole, wrapper and all
that doggy looks so much like my old dog!
my current dog is a fucking theif
twice now my mum has left a serving bowl with butter in it on the kitchen table and come back to an empty bowl on the floor
ORLY? My aunt's dog is a Belgian Sheepdog. He's p big. and he's a hugger. And also a thief.
I think all dogs come with a busted moral compass and lack of respect for personal property!
My mastiff and rottweiler, if you're walking around with food, will come sit in front of you and look simultaneously noble and pathetic.
"yes, bree and thurber, you're very hungry, now get out of the damned way"
I have a bump on my vagina and it's not a pimple or an ingrown hair but I'm terrified of the vagina doctor
not to make thing kind of thing my thing, but don't be a wuss and go to the godamn vagina doctor. Being a wuss is a horrible reason to have it go black and fall off.
TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
Around the campfire last night, in the midst of much dancing and revelry, a friend was tending the fire and joking about the soot on his hands that "Maybe I'm finally turning African American. That would be awesome." lol better dancing etc
I said "Awesome until you got pulled over. Or had a job interview. Check your privilege, Chris"
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"Check your privilege" is a surprisingly succinct and useful phrase, I learned.
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The left armrest had this wooden knob you could grab on to while they drew blood from your right arm.
I ripped it off.
WHAT PART OF THAT STORY SOUNDED LIKE IT WENT "FINE"??
You must send two people in your stead then.
Doggies don't give a fuck
A couple years ago my aunt got home to see a note on the kitchen island from my cousin that said "Enjoy the chocolate cupcake, mom!"
There was no cupcake
this beast somehow got to the middle of the island and devoured it whole, wrapper and all
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the part where you had a blood test taken without incident
I love how everything in that movie is explained rationally by making up even weirder unexplained things.
would any of you folks be interested in a campaign of Fallout New Vegas?
I have a state license sir let's not be difficult
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To me it feels like if John Dies At The End had more direction
to be honest I wasn't the biggest fan of that book
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that doggy looks so much like my old dog!
my current dog is a fucking theif
twice now my mum has left a serving bowl with butter in it on the kitchen table and come back to an empty bowl on the floor
Burritos pretty much make any meal a "take it with you" sorta thing.
Core Worlds has a similar thing where a spread of random cards goes down and then you have to figure out wha you can get on the fly, rather than devising an engine. I dig it.
I'M ON SPEAKERPHONE
I CAN HEAR THE ECHO
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oh sure
apart from the panic attack
ORLY? My aunt's dog is a Belgian Sheepdog. He's p big. and he's a hugger. And also a thief.
I think all dogs come with a busted moral compass and lack of respect for personal property!
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NNID: Hakkekage
Got to lev15 and did a bit of everything.
Its a shame you cant just download and play with a new account.
real talk
i want to hug that doggy real bad
Is that what the Space Whore Academy thing is for?
I can't help but feel I'm missing some referencing going on.
I've hugged him lots of times
it's awesome
NNID: Hakkekage
meanwhile this immature and silly puppy is pouting because he wasn't allowed to sit in his owners lap while the vehicle was moving
My mastiff and rottweiler, if you're walking around with food, will come sit in front of you and look simultaneously noble and pathetic.
"yes, bree and thurber, you're very hungry, now get out of the damned way"
SIR
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to calm down and stop resisting my authority
Sir you are causing a scene and I will taze you if necessary
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John de Lancie is amazing
AHH
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it's hard to describe how much i want to run my hands through that dogs lustrous coat without making it sound weird and creepy
AND I WANT TO SMOOSH HIS WITTLE (big) FACE
you didn't mention a panic attack!
"Commander Bailey, why are you taking a bullet out of my head?"
"Ashley, why are you beating up the Joker?"
"Commander Shepard, why are you a soldier in" oh wait
I'm sure she needs it more than you do, Hen.
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the pulse thing? the mental screaming, the vivid description of blind terror and panic?
Cass, go see a doctor before it gets worse.
(Truthfully, i would just keep ignoring it, but that's because i am a coward. Don't be me, Cass.)
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not to make thing kind of thing my thing, but don't be a wuss and go to the godamn vagina doctor. Being a wuss is a horrible reason to have it go black and fall off.
cass
lawyer up
hit the gym
dump the bitch
THEN GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR
Bree is not tall enough for that, so she just lays her head in your lap and looks extra submissive, ears receding to the back of her head
I said "Awesome until you got pulled over. Or had a job interview. Check your privilege, Chris"