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Suicide is totally the answer

ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up.MichiganRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Games and Technology
Have five minutes to kill? (yourself!)


http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html



so you can skip the instructions


arrows move you
space does stuff
m makes you see the map


you can do stuff like hit yourself with a stapler, use a lighter and an aresol can to light yourself on fire. you can get in a pinata and have coworkers beat you senseless too.

pretty fun for a flash game.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man I thought I was looking at D&D for a second and thought: man this guy is going to get infractioned to high heaven.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought this was about the Columbine RPG.

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  • Recoil42Recoil42 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I was playing it this morning. I kept on getting 'stuck' while talking to people, for some reason. That got old fairly quick...

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    make sure you get in the elevator and head up to floor 2...

    try to get into "the man's" office.

    also, Steve Irwin lol... although you cant actually impale yourself on the stingray.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My best time is 4:01 so far.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i had a 3:11 time, i managed to find a row of copiers.

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  • revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hm. it doesnt load up for me.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I can't get the fat guy to attack me like they show him doing in the instructions.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My new quickest is 2:35. I'm sure I could knock that down a bit.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    revolve wrote: »
    hm. it doesnt load up for me.

    me either, in Firefox

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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ...

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    UncleSporky wrote: »
    I can't get the fat guy to attack me like they show him doing in the instructions.

    Me either.

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  • SlyJokerSlyJoker Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Death.bmp

    Works fine for me in FF also.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Died in 3:06. "With lasers" is the most hillarious.

    It worked for me in Firefox 2.0.

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Very enjoyable. Would not play twice. But hey.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    JAEF wrote: »
    Very enjoyable. Would not play twice. But hey.
    It's worth seeing all the ways you can get hurt once. I almost didn't play it again but I was glad I did when I discovered the different rooms/floors.

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  • SandersSanders Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Does the woman who looks like a street corner worker do anything? She seems so out of place yet I can't interact with her.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i think the self attack with the stapler is my favorite animation.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sanders wrote: »
    Does the woman who looks like a street corner worker do anything? She seems so out of place yet I can't interact with her.
    There are a couple people like that. I couldn't interact with the clown who was walking around or the guy in the big pink suit.

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  • DuskTwilightDuskTwilight Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If you're having trouble in Firefox, disable your ad-blocker.

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  • KorebanKoreban Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    2:58, I was mimeomaimed... By a copy machine.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    2:24 on the last try.

    I got the guy in the pink suit to beat me down while wearing a sado-masochism outfit.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    2:24 on the last try.

    I got the guy in the pink suit to beat me down while wearing a sado-masochism outfit.
    That's the fat self-conscious woman. The guy in the outfit I was talking about is in the mail room.

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  • SandersSanders Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The basement area seems really lacking, all I can do is launch the Umbrella and get electrocuted.

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  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It really feels like I should be able to interact with more stuff/people. Oh, well... still provided some decent entertainment for a few minutes and I like the visual style.

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  • Bouncing_SoulBouncing_Soul Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought the pinata and supply rooms were pretty funny. Has anyone found the mail room? I put the umbrella through but it never came out (which I'm assuming it's supposed to shoot out and impale you).

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i like how the woman of god keeps snakes on her.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The mail-room manager will shoot you with a machine gun. And the tech-geeks attack you with battleaxes.
    edit: In the basement.

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  • ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I... I was attacked by weasels... then eaten by a shark... what.

    Also, the site's getting pounded pretty hard, so it took me a while to load it up.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bouncing_Soul wrote: »
    I thought the pinata and supply rooms were pretty funny. Has anyone found the mail room? I put the umbrella through but it never came out (which I'm assuming it's supposed to shoot out and impale you).
    You have to go stand somewhere else, there's a big green arrow.

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  • Bouncing_SoulBouncing_Soul Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    UncleSporky wrote: »
    Bouncing_Soul wrote: »
    I thought the pinata and supply rooms were pretty funny. Has anyone found the mail room? I put the umbrella through but it never came out (which I'm assuming it's supposed to shoot out and impale you).
    You have to go stand somewhere else, there's a big green arrow.

    Yeah I found that, couldn't interact with it, nothing happened while I was standing there either.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i think the arrow is pointing at a point on the floor, not the tubes, walking around it and spamming spacebar i managed to kill myself with it.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    01:34

    Stupid pinata bugged out on me though. I got it where I was stuck in the pinata and the guys with bats just ran around not hitting me. :|

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  • VoodooVVoodooV Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    putting the trophy in the microwave oven was fun :)

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  • bruinbruin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I put a pinata on my head and people hit me and said "I WANT CANDY".


    hahahahahaha

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Okay, so getting the fat guy to kick you.

    He asks you about the wife beater shirt, and you say "Hey." And then "Well..." and then "Um..." and he'll kick you in the nuts.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This fucker sure takes a lot. I got beaten for candy, set on fire, slammed my head in a copy machine, cut my arm with a paper cutter, bitten up by weasels, stabbed in the chest with a scissors, attacked by a shark, and impaled by an umbrella before I died.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man getting a good time is hard.

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  • n1t0n1t0 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    As a ferret owner i love the weasel death

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pata wrote: »
    Man getting a good time is hard.

    Nah. Spam the jesus freak. Just stand in front of him and keep hammering the space bar. You can die in under a minute.

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