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[PA Comic] Monday, June 3, 2013 - Here, Have Some Truth

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited June 2013 in The Penny Arcade Hub

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    I don't mind collecting wolf dicks. I collect all kinds of dicks. Wolf, dog, cat, duck, elephant, homeless guy... you name it.


    No, I don't play videogames... why do you ask?

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    So THAT's why Titan was rebooted and set-back another 3 years of development time.

    The producers were not impressed with the players roleplaying as quest loot.

  • LorekLorek Registered User regular
    Is it me or do those noses slowly move up as each panel progresses?

  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    Don't pee on the electric fence.

    What is this I don't even.
  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Sir, You Are Being Hunted.

  • Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    Yup, those are some trench noses alright.

    Add me on Switch: 7795-5541-4699
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Don't pee on the electric fence.

    Whiz

    Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Interested to see the news post for this one.

  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Don't pee on the electric fence.

    Whiz

    Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence

    Well, if you watched the PG-13 version of Ren and Stimpy, yeah.

    I actually enjoyed the R-Rated version more:
    :whistle: Don't Jizz on the Electric Fence :whistle:

  • HardtargetHardtarget There Are Four Lights VancouverRegistered User regular
    hm, I wonder if Scott Kurtz designed those noses

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  • peacekeeperpeacekeeper AustraliaRegistered User regular
    i hope wolf dick is a class

  • Chris FOMChris FOM Registered User regular
    Lorek wrote: »
    Is it me or do those noses slowly move up as each panel progresses?

    The noses aren't getting higher. The eyes are getting lower.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    That man isn't missing.

    He's a well known nose fetish porn star nowadays.

    We call his fans nosies.

  • DivideByZeroDivideByZero Social Justice Blackguard Registered User regular
    Chris FOM wrote: »
    Lorek wrote: »
    Is it me or do those noses slowly move up as each panel progresses?

    The noses aren't getting higher. The eyes are getting lower.

    Nope, nope. The faces are just sloughing off their skulls.

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKERS
  • ConstrictorConstrictor The Dork Knight SuburbialandRegistered User regular
    Missed the perfect opportunity to use the phrase "Nuclear launch detected".

  • ThanatosiaThanatosia Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Dear god that programer is so Wrong.... Panel 2 is the only one where his 'nose' could even be mistaken for a nose and not some sort of phalic orange elephant-trunk. The more I look at it the more i'm revolted. In panel 3 in particular where it's just dangling past his lower lip, it makes me vaguely nausiated. These things should not be allowed to be.

    Thanatosia on
  • GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
    The nose fixation in here is hee-larious.

  • GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    double post

    GR_Zombie on
  • nathanaelnathanael Registered User regular
    I found more enjoyment in this comic when I read the dialogue in the voice of Jean-Ralphio, from Parks and Rec.

    This my Gamertag— NathanaelPM
    This is my PSN ID— Radthanael
  • November FifthNovember Fifth Registered User regular
    I am kinda surprised that this delay is not a bigger story. This is probably the largest financial blunder in gaming history.

    Potential for billions in revenue lost in software and subscriptions/micropayments alone, not to mention lost opportunities for merchandising, hardware sales and services.

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    As far as trenchnose goes these aren't particularly terrible to me. At least neither of them have the inverted nose thing where the negative space makes it look like an empty hole instead of a nose.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • DurkhanusDurkhanus Commander Registered User regular
    This is beyond trenchnose. It has crossed over into muppet territory.

  • residueresidue Registered User regular
    Noses aside, the programmer reminds me of Ralphio from Parks & Recreation.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Looking at it again, I feel like the art in this strip has to intentionally be a call-out to The Trenches. Not just in the nose, but generally the whole design of the characters.

  • El GuacoEl Guaco Registered User regular
    Oh, man, I would start playing COD again if you could get a T-Rex as a kill streak reward.

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