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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    My genitals are mutilated. May I chat in here?

    Do I need to... you know... prove my credentials first?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I don't care that parts of it look like various android skins. It's the prettiest android skin of all.

    G needs to make it easier to skin Android, too

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    It's nice to see apple giving you guys all the features we've had on android since forever. I'm happy for you. This just means Android/Samsung will be forced to step their game up. I don't get why people have to be so protective. I've been on both sides of the aisle with iphones and androids. Personally, for me, I prefer android, but I don't get the shaky rage on either side of the aisle.

    But boy do I love exploiting the shit out of it for lulz.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Elki wrote: »
    Control Center: you know those switches you want to get to really quickly wherever you are? Swipe up from the bottom of the device to get major features like airplane mode, brightness, play a song, you can even get a flashlight

    Hahahaha.

    Pretty sweet.

    I think we're bordering on farce here.

    I'm OK with it. Still pretty funny though. I'm probably still jumping ship to an X Phone.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    The anesthesia they gave me for my spinal epidural didn't even make me the slightest bit anything. They tried to argue with me when I had my second done and say "oh it worked you just don't remember it working"

    I gave them a full account of the moment I left for the procedure, through them giving me the meds, through saying "ow" very loudly during the needle, to the recovery area. They still insisted I was making it up. Yeah. It hurt LESS the second time with zero anesthesia.

    What pisses me off more than anything is when medical people argue with you about your goddamned experience and agency.

    You would be astonished at how often people lie and are wrong about those things.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I like how this chat has done away with any coyness and it's openly about cocks instead of having one ostensible OP theme and then being about cox dix lol.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I hate the smell of wet Toronto

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    I thought it was an Apple release conference.

    Why are they showing a skin of Android?

    I ain't even cur.

    Give me all the best things in my phone. Leave nothing for anyone else.

    still no physical keyboard

    still don't give a fuck

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    ronya wrote: »
    why a cylinder

    This all external stuff seems to have no compelling reason to be. Especially on a workstation. It's a workstation. It's allowed to have size.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I hate the smell of wet Toronto

    Napalm in the morning > Wet Toronto.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I hate the smell of wet Toronto

    Is Toronto your stripper alias?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    I thought it was an Apple release conference.

    Why are they showing a skin of Android?

    I ain't even cur.

    Give me all the best things in my phone. Leave nothing for anyone else.

    still no physical keyboard

    still don't give a fuck

    Physical keyboards will come back in style. Let's just wait.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    The anesthesia they gave me for my spinal epidural didn't even make me the slightest bit anything. They tried to argue with me when I had my second done and say "oh it worked you just don't remember it working"

    I gave them a full account of the moment I left for the procedure, through them giving me the meds, through saying "ow" very loudly during the needle, to the recovery area. They still insisted I was making it up. Yeah. It hurt LESS the second time with zero anesthesia.

    What pisses me off more than anything is when medical people argue with you about your goddamned experience and agency.

    Medical personnel have this huge chip on their shoulder. As soon as you question their abilities, which granted, took them years to develop and master, they become these huge raging fucking douchebags.

    Like when the PA that was subbing for my doctor last year was convinced I didn't have pneumonia. He argued with me, because I was asymptomatic (it was sort of in remission at this point).

    Then arguing with me over my difficulty with pills because of their bitter casings and just being a judgemental ass if he would consider giving me the liquid form of antibiotic. "Oh there's no such thing." Yeah suck my dick, I've been taking it for most of my life.

    Then finally he agreed to get an Xray.

    Oh hey, what the fuck do you know, fucking pneumonia.

    I swear to christ I could be a better provider and I have no formal fucking training.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Yep that's it. Gonna have to tell my psychiatrist tommorrow that I need to try something not adderall. It's very depressing. However, this adderall rage isn't gonna work. One little annoying thing happens and it snowballs and the next thing you know I feel like snapping necks. Doesn't happen when my wellbutrin is increased, but then it makes me too shaky. Meh. Maybe concerta will work for me.

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    almonds package has a big "6g TOTAL CARBS - 3g FIBER = 3g NET CARBS" label

    uhh

    I kind of see where they're going

    but that's a really shitty way to think about it

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I don't care that parts of it look like various android skins. It's the prettiest android skin of all.

    the icon style looks like Office 2013/Office 365

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    Simple monochrome shape; dark-on-light; enclose everything in a circle

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Goddamn

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    MS you done fucked up

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    I don't care that parts of it look like various android skins. It's the prettiest android skin of all.

    G needs to make it easier to skin Android, too

    oh god no

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Feral wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    I thought it was an Apple release conference.

    Why are they showing a skin of Android?

    I ain't even cur.

    Give me all the best things in my phone. Leave nothing for anyone else.

    still no physical keyboard

    still don't give a fuck

    Just carry a full sized bluetooth keyboard around, and pair it with the phone. You'll be a person people ask questions like "what?" and "why?"

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    I anticipate a new round of patent infringement lawsuits between Apple and everybody not Apple.

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    my favorite stories are my pharmacy friend getting in yelling matches with doctors over the phone whether or not their written prescription exists or will kill the patient

    kaleedity on
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't care that parts of it look like various android skins. It's the prettiest android skin of all.

    the icon style looks like Office 2013/Office 365

    wwdc%202013%20%20408.JPG

    microsoft-office-2013-20-700x393.png

    Simple monochrome shape; dark-on-light; enclose everything in a circle

    The whole look is cribbed directly from the metro / flat style of windows 8. It's my favorite part of Win 8 so...

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    "Let's talk about Siri"

    No, thank you.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    WHY IS OFFICE 2013 YELLING AT ME

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    I thought it was an Apple release conference.

    Why are they showing a skin of Android?

    I ain't even cur.

    Give me all the best things in my phone. Leave nothing for anyone else.

    still no physical keyboard

    still don't give a fuck

    Just carry a full sized bluetooth keyboard around, and pair it with the phone. You'll be a person people ask questions like "what?" and "why?"

    He won't be able to hear them over the sound of his full sized bluetooth keyboard.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't care that parts of it look like various android skins. It's the prettiest android skin of all.

    the icon style looks like Office 2013/Office 365

    wwdc%202013%20%20408.JPG

    microsoft-office-2013-20-700x393.png

    Simple monochrome shape; dark-on-light; enclose everything in a circle

    The whole look is cribbed directly from the metro / flat style of windows 8. It's my favorite part of Win 8 so...

    It's functional. I don't like it or dislike it.

    Which kind of says a lot, for a UI, I guess - it gets stuff done and doesn't get in the way

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    I don't care that parts of it look like various android skins. It's the prettiest android skin of all.

    G needs to make it easier to skin Android, too

    oh god no

    I should not need to root and engineer an elaborate framework-res.apk decompilation and recompilation in order to have % meters on my damned battery meter

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    I'm not watching WWDC, what is this "no external" thing you're talking about for the desktop tube?

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Goddamn

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    MS you done fucked up

    Stealing from Apple again, I see.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I've been asked to identify this plant
    http://i.imgur.com/lK7sHK4.jpg
    I am not a botanist.
    [Chat] do my work for me.

    Kumquat tree

    @TTODewback

    If you haven't already figured it out. I didn't see a correct response.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I agree with Feral somewhat in my own way. I love my s3 for personal use, I wish they'd give me back my blackberry for work. This 4S is garbage type on, and so would an s3. Hardware keyboard trumps software keyboard when you need to type quick emails that need to be typo free.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ok i was dealing with sort of a family emergency for a bit there

    -new macbook airs with haswell, insane battery life, no retina screens
    -iOS 7 very pretty, flat, lots of android-esque features but very handsome (handsomer than any skins i've ever seen)
    -weird tubular mac pro, i assume costing as much as one of those palm tree islands off dubai

    anything else?

    @donkey kong

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    They've introduced a whole range of product categories that Siri can fail to work with.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Or cherry tomato plant. They look similar :P

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    @feral

    i'm not sure if you've decided not to do UVHM at all, but if you do decide to run it (keep in mind TVHM doesn't scale past 50, so you'll eventually just run out of xp in it), one thing i recommend is, if you have the torgue dlc, to earn enough tokens to buy a double penetrating unkempt harold

    it is totally broken, and let me murder slag-immune badass constructors in seconds even as maya, and the things salvador can do with it are spoken of only in hushed whispers

    putting the time in collecting torgue tokens for one (or two if you really goddamn want something dead) of these would go a long, long way to easing your way through UVHM

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    ok i was dealing with sort of a family emergency for a bit there

    -new macbook airs with haswell, insane battery life, no retina screens
    -iOS 7 very pretty, flat, lots of android-esque features but very handsome (handsomer than any skins i've ever seen)
    -weird tubular mac pro, i assume costing as much as one of those palm tree islands off dubai

    anything else?

    "donkey kong"

    Not so far. The thing is a damned marathon, it's still going.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    all you Torontoites

    Torontans?

    Tontos

    should go see Boys Noize on the 13th

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsBigDzg3F8

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    why a cylinder
    Because it's cool

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I agree with Feral somewhat in my own way. I love my s3 for personal use, I wish they'd give me back my blackberry for work. This 4S is garbage type on, and so would an s3. Hardware keyboard trumps software keyboard when you need to type quick emails that need to be typo free.

    I haven't really looked into it in detail, but I would consider a bluetooth keyboard case for a phone.

    If it worked well, wasn't too bulky, etc.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Prison architect is dumb
    Kerbal Space Program is dumb
    These are my opinions.

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