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It's a Thread About Flatulence

ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
Everyone enjoys a good fart. But what happens when you're in public? Do you excuse yourself? Look over at the fat chick and make it seem like it was her? Or just let it go, and soak in the reactions of everyone else in the room?

Go go, Flatus thread!

Also, Mythbusters episode centered around farting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz6IGuYdXFo

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    this is a terrible thread

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i enjoy having those really big ones when you are shitting in a public restroom

    i go for the gold and hope the guy in another stall hears it and remarks on it

    anonymity in the bathroom is awesome

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    CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think we may have exhausted the conversation already

    edit: guess not

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    this is a terrible thread

    Bullshit

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This thread stinks.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    this is a terrible thread

    Bullshit

    no, farts

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This thread stinks.

    Ba dum

    psh

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    edited March 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This thread stinks.

    yes, farts

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    CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i'll talk about farting once House is over

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    This thread stinks.

    yes, farts

    My humor works on many levels.

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This is somebody's fetish

    Everything is somebody's fetish though

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i want to fart, but i am worried about his friend diarrhea

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm kidding guys I'm so stuffed up with pollen that I cant smell anything.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i want to fart, but i am worried about his friend diarrhea

    it's kind of like that feeling when you burp and you throw up a little

    but with a butt

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    drinking beer makes you fart a whole lot

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i want to fart, but i am worried about his friend diarrhea

    it's kind of like that feeling when you burp and you throw up a little

    but with a butt

    and so much worse

    a little bit of vomit can be put back down

    a little bit of poo is past the point of no return

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    I let it rip in public. I don't care.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This is somebody's fetish

    Rule 34.

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    Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Farting in public is rude emot-colbert.gif

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i want to fart, but i am worried about his friend diarrhea

    it's kind of like that feeling when you burp and you throw up a little

    but with a butt

    and so much worse

    a little bit of vomit can be put back down

    a little bit of poo is past the point of no return

    and then once it starts

    it won't stop

    you have to flush at strategic intervals

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I fart all the time in public. Not once have I cared.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    drinking beer makes you fart a whole lot

    Miller Light is the most effective laxative that I know of. It's like fucking Cracklin' Oat Bran to me.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Gigglio wrote: »
    Farting in public is rude emot-colbert.gif

    but blaming it on the prude girl who hasn't got up once all night and has been drinking diet cokes is pretty classy

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    This is somebody's fetish

    Rule 34.
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i hate those farts that surround themselves in poo so it's like a diarrhea claymore in the toilet and everything is covered in it

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh fuck you man

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Oh fuck you man

    he is destroying mythbusters

    DESTROYING IT

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    Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Gigglio wrote: »
    Farting in public is rude emot-colbert.gif

    but blaming it on the prude girl who hasn't got up once all night and has been drinking diet cokes is pretty classy

    There are always exceptions.

    Also, I thought that said "Purdue girl" and I was like haha girls don't go to Purdue!

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i hate those farts that surround themselves in poo so it's like a diarrhea claymore in the toilet and everything is covered in it

    it sounds like "brrr-RAAAPPPPPP-drizzle-drizzle"

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    This is somebody's fetish

    Rule 34.
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    I loled so loud that I woke my wife.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wrench, you fucking asshole.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i hate those farts that surround themselves in poo so it's like a diarrhea claymore in the toilet and everything is covered in it

    it sounds like "brrr-RAAAPPPPPP-drizzle-drizzle"

    Oh shit i'm laughing so hard now.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Wrench, you fucking asshole.

    I've got more.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i hate those farts that surround themselves in poo so it's like a diarrhea claymore in the toilet and everything is covered in it

    it sounds like "brrr-RAAAPPPPPP-drizzle-drizzle"

    Oh shit i'm laughing so hard now.

    I've never had one of those, but I've seen the aftermath.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Also farting while pooping

    sometimes it propels it out

    with a considerable amount of force

    and I'm like "TURD MISSLE WOOOOOOO"

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i hate those farts that surround themselves in poo so it's like a diarrhea claymore in the toilet and everything is covered in it

    it sounds like "brrr-RAAAPPPPPP-drizzle-drizzle"

    Oh shit i'm laughing so hard now.

    I've never had one of those, but I've seen the aftermath.

    you know it's a bad day when you have to wipe your entire ass after a shit

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i hate those farts that surround themselves in poo so it's like a diarrhea claymore in the toilet and everything is covered in it

    it sounds like "brrr-RAAAPPPPPP-drizzle-drizzle"

    Oh shit i'm laughing so hard now.

    I've never had one of those, but I've seen the aftermath.

    you know it's a bad day when you have to wipe your entire ass after a shit

    That's why they put the shower next to the toilet.

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