So I am getting prepped to go to sleep. Nothing strange. I hit the lights off and flip my cell phone open, lighting the room so that I can make my way towards my bed. It's dark, and the AC has been broken so there is a constant dripping noise I can hear from the hallway. I am thinking "This sucks. I hope it doesn't keep me awake." Climbing into bed, I lie back and grab some covers and pull them towards my chest and feel something move down my arm and slip through my fingers. Something that is a lot smoother than any of the blankets I have ever used.
I am immediately alarmed for some reason. It felt like my dog's tail or something, but the door to my room has been closed all day, and I would have bumped him with my legs much earlier. So I get up and out of bed and flip the light on. I look into the pile of blankets and feel the tassels of some quilt thing I made and it doesn't feel the same. I flip it over and what? A snake. About a foot and a half long. Blargh.
So I pace around the room for a second like a girl. He isn't moving around a whole lot, so I just pick up the blanket and carry him outside.
No I was holding the cardboard box I nudged the little guy into. I was walking from one room into another when something big caught my eye in the far corner.
He was at least the size of a quarter, which is suprisingly big for something that looks similar to a wolf spider.
He was fascinating, then after a few photos we let him go outside.
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didn't your father teach you this
He just wanted snuggles
Check the toilet seat or you'll sit right on a redback and he'll bite your behind.
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I wanted to do it so bad, but I was expecting to be adminraped for doing it
^5
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^5 for getting raised on hick aphorisms
there's a snake in my bed
:winky:
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Agree.
It's not a surprise if they yell rape
Thanks a lot kieth, now I have to watch both toy story movies and cry during the song about the girl giving away her cowgirl doll.
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He was neat.
Also this spider:
i kind of had an antagonistic relationship with snakes for like five years after that
"fuck, stay right there. i want to play with you, but i have to check my book to see if it's all good"
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Like those pill bug things from Star Wars Episode II
I saw John Ratzenberger on dancing with the stars tonight
he was actually pretty good
but he had the dumbest expression on his face the whole time
wah wah wah grow a pair, etc.
other than jestaphobia
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No I was holding the cardboard box I nudged the little guy into. I was walking from one room into another when something big caught my eye in the far corner.
He was at least the size of a quarter, which is suprisingly big for something that looks similar to a wolf spider.
He was fascinating, then after a few photos we let him go outside.