A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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ShadowenSnores in the morningLoserdomRegistered Userregular
edited August 2013
Nah, walkin' down the Drive, like, 'What up, I got a big flock."
Ah, I'm just pumped about some duds from the thread shop
Suit's Navy blue, just paid the tailor
The kiddies all, 'Wow, what a quackers sailor'
Swimmin' in, lake ain't deep, walk onto Miss Daisy's decks
We got bills, don't have beaks, that means we quack, we don't peck
Check out the hull for leaks: birds swimmin' through the spokes
Probably oughta tar this; should nick one of Pete's smokes
(Hffffff)
Aw spit, PC, now he's only got Es (dang it)
Bucket chain ain't no good, posse's only got wings and feet
Patch it up or my goose is cooked and duck ain't no good to eat
Duck tape should do for now,
Hope Mickey don't have a cow,
Save my ship the price don't matter I call that a bargain, yes?
I'll take the repair crew's stuff, not done with that tar? Well tough
Geez, don't worry--it's all Disney, always more where that came from
Whaddaya mean, I should've asked Venom
I may be a duck, but I'm not that dumb
Only found a broken breath mask, hope it don't become a death mask
Maybe check with Vader, or even make it Seth's task
You mock my flock? Don't, cause I know the Rock
How do you think I met Seth? StarTalk?
Neil hates Pluto, so when you listen, trust me, just use Adblock
I'd fight him, but I'm just a duck, I'm not a quackin' war hawk
Chorus:
I'm sailin' on my boat
I got Disney dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm waddlin', workin' from the sunup
This is quacking awesome
What you know about stoppin' a toy boat from sinkin'?
At this point, I'd take help from James Cam'ron
I'm bailin', I'm bailin', I'm searching for some kinda sealant ...my boat's sinking, how you think I'm feelin'?!
Where's your head at? Fix it, or you'll walk the plank
I'm not Hook, but I'll push you right into the drank
Keep the pressure up, I'm goin' to the (bridge)
We're not, shut up we're not doomed yet, watch out for the (ridge)
Try Billy, try Philly, try Anty, no drama, no silly
And get that Flex Seal rubber dealy, spray it down to block that gushin' water
A little more and we might stop all that rushin' water
Which is good because the park uses flushin' water
There; it looks like it's sealed up pretty tight
...whatcha mean "Our chances of drowning in six inches are slight?"
Permanent solution, let's find some firm substitution
Wooden Disneyland rides--that's a recipe to break (legs)
An invitation to get sued and made to (beg)
I call hurtin' kids some bad smeg
My ship's hella dough
And havin' kids standin' in stagnant water is a hella don't
I take my job serious, I don't write horoscopes
Try to get fans just through brand and you fellas won't
Man you fellas won't (x3)
(Fat bills...McDuck time...yeah)
Chorus
I wear a sailor suit
I don't need no damn boots
I'm so much more than cute
When I'm waddlin down that route
I wear a sailor suit (yes sir)
I don't need no damn boots (they don't fit man)
I'm so much more than cute (but don't get me wrong, I'm still cute)
When I'm waddlin down that route (where's my flock?)
I'm sailin' on my boat
I got Disney dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm waddlin', workin' from the sunup
This is quacking awesome
I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGG
I saw the .gif, I saw the first line captioning it, and I had no choice. It started as a joke and became an ode to the professionalism of Disney park employees and the pride they can rightfully feel as a result. I think the meter's a bit off, though.
Yeah my gf forced me to come to this red carpet thing like..2 years ago? When he was here with Angelina, I caught a glimpse of him.
Ho boy, he does not age
Yeah my gf forced me to come to this red carpet thing like..2 years ago? When he was here with Angelina, I caught a glimpse of him.
Ho boy, he does not age
Nah, he ages really bad actually. He just still looks good when he does.
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EncA Fool with CompassionPronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered Userregular
Yeah my gf forced me to come to this red carpet thing like..2 years ago? When he was here with Angelina, I caught a glimpse of him.
Ho boy, he does not age
Nah, he ages really bad actually. He just still looks good when he does.
Yeah my gf forced me to come to this red carpet thing like..2 years ago? When he was here with Angelina, I caught a glimpse of him.
Ho boy, he does not age
Nah, he ages really bad actually. He just still looks good when he does.
Must have been the light then
No, you weren't wrong, he just looks really really good at any age. He just has That Face.
I don't know who the actress who plays Kim Pine is, but I suddenly have a crush on her.
That is Alison Pill and she was really good in s2 of In Treatment and she's dreamy
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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Steam // Secret Satan
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HEY WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN HERE
I think this music fits better.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3682/9354631221_a59cfcc4c0_o.gif
STEAM
Nah, walkin' down the Drive, like, 'What up, I got a big flock."
Suit's Navy blue, just paid the tailor
The kiddies all, 'Wow, what a quackers sailor'
Swimmin' in, lake ain't deep, walk onto Miss Daisy's decks
We got bills, don't have beaks, that means we quack, we don't peck
Check out the hull for leaks: birds swimmin' through the spokes
Probably oughta tar this; should nick one of Pete's smokes
(Hffffff)
Aw spit, PC, now he's only got Es (dang it)
Bucket chain ain't no good, posse's only got wings and feet
Patch it up or my goose is cooked and duck ain't no good to eat
Duck tape should do for now,
Hope Mickey don't have a cow,
Save my ship the price don't matter I call that a bargain, yes?
I'll take the repair crew's stuff, not done with that tar? Well tough
Geez, don't worry--it's all Disney, always more where that came from
Whaddaya mean, I should've asked Venom
I may be a duck, but I'm not that dumb
Only found a broken breath mask, hope it don't become a death mask
Maybe check with Vader, or even make it Seth's task
You mock my flock? Don't, cause I know the Rock
How do you think I met Seth? StarTalk?
Neil hates Pluto, so when you listen, trust me, just use Adblock
I'd fight him, but I'm just a duck, I'm not a quackin' war hawk
Chorus:
I'm sailin' on my boat
I got Disney dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm waddlin', workin' from the sunup
This is quacking awesome
What you know about stoppin' a toy boat from sinkin'?
At this point, I'd take help from James Cam'ron
I'm bailin', I'm bailin', I'm searching for some kinda sealant
...my boat's sinking, how you think I'm feelin'?!
Where's your head at? Fix it, or you'll walk the plank
I'm not Hook, but I'll push you right into the drank
Keep the pressure up, I'm goin' to the (bridge)
We're not, shut up we're not doomed yet, watch out for the (ridge)
Try Billy, try Philly, try Anty, no drama, no silly
And get that Flex Seal rubber dealy, spray it down to block that gushin' water
A little more and we might stop all that rushin' water
Which is good because the park uses flushin' water
There; it looks like it's sealed up pretty tight
...whatcha mean "Our chances of drowning in six inches are slight?"
Permanent solution, let's find some firm substitution
Wooden Disneyland rides--that's a recipe to break (legs)
An invitation to get sued and made to (beg)
I call hurtin' kids some bad smeg
My ship's hella dough
And havin' kids standin' in stagnant water is a hella don't
I take my job serious, I don't write horoscopes
Try to get fans just through brand and you fellas won't
Man you fellas won't (x3)
(Fat bills...McDuck time...yeah)
Chorus
I wear a sailor suit
I don't need no damn boots
I'm so much more than cute
When I'm waddlin down that route
I wear a sailor suit (yes sir)
I don't need no damn boots (they don't fit man)
I'm so much more than cute (but don't get me wrong, I'm still cute)
When I'm waddlin down that route (where's my flock?)
I'm sailin' on my boat
I got Disney dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm waddlin', workin' from the sunup
This is quacking awesome
I saw the .gif, I saw the first line captioning it, and I had no choice. It started as a joke and became an ode to the professionalism of Disney park employees and the pride they can rightfully feel as a result. I think the meter's a bit off, though.
spoilered for v-scroll.
These are wonderful
Also they seem to have cheated on Madonna's: I think that's one of her pre-concert shots before she gets her makeup on.
Steam // Secret Satan
Ho boy, he does not age
Nah, he ages really bad actually. He just still looks good when he does.
Must have been the light then
No, you weren't wrong, he just looks really really good at any age. He just has That Face.
I did a GIS on "That Face" and this is what I found. (Among other things)
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
same
Ladies.
I especially liked under-the-mouse
this is the best prank I've seen in a long time
it's hilarious and good-natured and nobody's gonna get hurt
oh h
hi wolf...
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I want to go to there.
say the whole word!
...jewees?
That is Alison Pill and she was really good in s2 of In Treatment and she's dreamy
(I still don't get this joke)
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
surprising that florida's highest paid isn't a football coach