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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    hmm

    why are my facebook friends so much more enthusiastic about this than you homps?

    we don't have a good track record in this area

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Okay, fuck it, I haven't played OoT in years but I'm going to devote my life to getting the world record. Fuck this Pydoyks character.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    The Last of Us looks like a pretty good game, but it's subject-matter is essentially completely outside of my normal story interests. I like stories with mysteries and grand revelations to be had, which doesn't seem like what it's going for.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    hmm

    why are my facebook friends so much more enthusiastic about this than you homps?

    You've successfully tailored your Facebook friends list so that it's nothing but a group of mindless yes-men and women?

    'Cause, I mean, that's what I've done.
    :bz

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Okay, fuck it, I haven't played OoT in years but I'm going to devote my life to getting the world record. Fuck this Pydoyks character.

    You'll need a gcn controller and the Japanese VC version. Godspeed Solomaxwell.

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  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
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    edit: I feel like this must lead into sex because of the internet and its ways

    what in the actual fuck

    It came up right away on a google search. It's someone's tumblr. It doesn't actually degenerate into porn.

    Apparently there are jokes about Dr. Who here too.

    I don't know! I am too out of touch to even know what the Magic Schoolbus even is so I googled it.

    I am going back to The Fleet.

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    omg, this game goes for the emotional manipulation right off the bat
    The first playable character is his daughter. You can explore her room and do things like look at her posters, or at the birthday card she forgot to give to him, which she will give to him "later". :( :(

    I'm gonna take a stab in the dark right now: Look up a game called Nier some day.

    I'm hearing some similarities here, as far as general setup is concerned.

    You will probably be completely confused at first, then you might get pleasantly surprised, after which an intense sense of feels may gradually build up inside you.

    I've played Nier, it was intriguing and has some interesting stuff in it, but I couldn't stand the gameplay so I ended up just watching the biggest relevant plot moments in LPs and stuff.

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Well the bus is actually a TARDIS and the teacher is a timelord

    I thought this was obvious

    Captain Carrot
  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    Okay, fuck it, I haven't played OoT in years but I'm going to devote my life to getting the world record. Fuck this Pydoyks character.

    Your reset button will disintegrate. Good luck.

    evilbob
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2013
    desc wrote: »
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    edit: I feel like this must lead into sex because of the internet and its ways

    okay, Bus is wearing either a tight corset or a helluva pushup bra

    Captain Carrot on
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    GoronGuy has crashed his All Masks runs more often than I can remember, and almost always at locations where it was previously unknown you could crash the game at to begin with.

    Ocarina of Time Any% could indeed get a little bit faster, such that it'd come in just under 20 minutes, if someone found a consistent setup for doing the same void glitch as Adult Link to skip Ganon's Tower. The trick can be performed as Young Link, but it requires TAS-level degrees of perfection to execute.

    But as it stands, I'd go out on a limb and say that beating Pydoyks Any% time just isn't feasible right now until either a new trick or consistent setup is found.

    Oh ok, so new trick happens just after where you wrong warp?

    Yes, that sounds about right.

    Or rather, if it was possible as Young Link, that's where it would happen.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Well the eternal question of how badly does one need to fuck up a election law for Scalia to call it out has been answered.

  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    In the sex ed episode Ms. Frizzle deals with increasing frustration that she's still Ms. Frizzle

    "Well Carlos, you are much older..."

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    saw this thing on Discovery Channel Saturday night about mermaids. was shot like a documentary and everything. failed to mention that it's 100% fake and for entertainment only - the "doctors" are actors, the footage is made up, etc.

    Discovery Channel. I h8 you.

    There will be at least one person to make to high school thinking mermaids are real because of it.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    In later episodes Carlos' insufferable jokes are almost always just responses to other students

    "That's what she said!"

    Rear Admiral Choco on
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    Captain Carrot
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
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    edit: I feel like this must lead into sex because of the internet and its ways

    Also from the bust you can tell what the person drawing it was thinking.

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    The Last of Us looks like a pretty good game, but it's subject-matter is essentially completely outside of my normal story interests. I like stories with mysteries and grand revelations to be had, which doesn't seem like what it's going for.

    I like those stories, but I also like stories where the mysteries and grand revelations are simply on the scale of how one person interacts with another.

  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    Well the bus is actually a TARDIS and the teacher is a timelord

    I thought this was obvious

    what does this even

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Well the eternal question of how badly does one need to fuck up a election law for Scalia to call it out has been answered.

    preemption baby

    I'm curious to read his opinion then reread his angry dissent on the other preemption case with Arizona, just to compare and contrast, but I'm too lazy to actually do it

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    oh god i watched the first ten minutes of the Last Of Us intro

    dis fukkin game

    intense

    Ravenhpltc24
  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    noooo why are the Skryll here why are there drones

    I have such little energy


    tell humanity I did my best ...

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Well the bus is actually a TARDIS and the teacher is a timelord

    I thought this was obvious

    what does this even

    pretty late in Smith's first season, I think, the TARDIS has its soul put into the body of a woman

    hijinks ensue for about twenty minutes

  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I'm by the beach, couple hours away from home

    smells like the ocean

    pretty cool guys. and their internet is on (cousin's house) so I also get to chat.

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    Gim
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    I think my favourite thing about MM is that 100% runs are done in English.

    This is because getting one of the heart pieces requires frame perfect timing in the Japanese release.

    Not for a trick or glitch anything, Nintendo just made it that way intentionally.

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    Variable
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh god i watched the first ten minutes of the Last Of Us intro

    dis fukkin game

    intense

    The first 14 minutes before the title showed up had me hooked. Now I gotta watch the rest of the game. I've watched about 3 hours of it, still awesome.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/mermaid-hoax-mermaids-the-new-evidence-special-sets-ratings-record-for-animal-planet--2013305

    diaf discovery channel. the "new evidence" was more fake footage and a badly acted marine biologist being "interviewed" "live". "Discovery Channel science" ffffff

    Edutainment channels died the minute they found out they could get higher ratings with lies and reality tv.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
    So It Goes
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    Kagera wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/mermaid-hoax-mermaids-the-new-evidence-special-sets-ratings-record-for-animal-planet--2013305

    diaf discovery channel. the "new evidence" was more fake footage and a badly acted marine biologist being "interviewed" "live". "Discovery Channel science" ffffff

    Edutainment channels died the minute they found out they could get higher ratings with lies and reality tv.

    everything is fake!!

    Variable
  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    Someone could/should write a paper on regional differences in games over the years. They are mildly fascinating and I have a lot of free time to read one of appropriate length.

  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Well the bus is actually a TARDIS and the teacher is a timelord

    I thought this was obvious

    what does this even

    pretty late in Smith's first season, I think, the TARDIS has its soul put into the body of a woman

    hijinks ensue for about twenty minutes

    Tardises have souls?

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Out of curiousity why are so many of you guys watching and not playing Last of Us?

    Is it a not owning a PS3 thing or the gameplay looking boring to play, but cinematic to watch?

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh god i watched the first ten minutes of the Last Of Us intro

    dis fukkin game

    intense

    The first 14 minutes before the title showed up had me hooked. Now I gotta watch the rest of the game. I've watched about 3 hours of it, still awesome.

    Man, that's the problem with watching video games, they're damn long...maybe this will have some sections that are safe to skip, though.

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    I think my favourite thing about MM is that 100% runs are done in English.

    This is because getting one of the heart pieces requires frame perfect timing in the Japanese release.

    Not for a trick or glitch anything, Nintendo just made it that way intentionally.

    Nintendo: The Fucker of Runs.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    @desc

    writin' the OP

    gonna stick some sweet haiku in there

  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    @desc

    writin' the OP

    gonna stick some sweet haiku in there

    yessss

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Well the bus is actually a TARDIS and the teacher is a timelord

    I thought this was obvious

    what does this even

    pretty late in Smith's first season, I think, the TARDIS has its soul put into the body of a woman

    hijinks ensue for about twenty minutes

    Tardises have souls?

    Yup!

  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    It never even occurred to me the idea that more people have PCs/360s than have PS3s, that's actually a really good reason to just seek a Let's Play of The Last of Us

    I know my friend is selling his so I'm jumping on that because I saw a few minutes of the game at another buddy of mine's house yesterday and it looked really good

    Rear Admiral Choco on
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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Out of curiousity why are so many of you guys watching and not playing Last of Us?

    Is it a not owning a PS3 thing or the gameplay looking boring to play, but cinematic to watch?

    Yes, not owning a PS3 is a thing.

    I can count the PS3 exclusives I want to play on one hand, as well as the number of dollars I would be capable of putting towards one.

    Unfortunately I just really wish I could play those four or five games.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Maybe you should have rationed energy better Desc.

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited June 2013
    desc wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Smoking is dum as fuq, evilbob. Desist at once.

    Life is much better when you smoke.

    Bullshit.

    You know whats awesome? Being able to engage in physical activity. Being healthy. Not coughing up bits of your own lung into your sink every morning. Oh, and you know, living long enough to actually see your grandchildren, unlike either of my grandfathers who smoked.

    Think Desc was talking weed.

    Oh, well puff puff pass brother man.

    But if you ain't smoking at least out of a lux or a roar then get the fuck out, and really get on that vape train already.

    blud are you hating on blunts right now

    are you

    hating on

    blunts

    today some guy came up and asked for a strawberry dutch

    i made as to give him a strawberry philly blunt

    he's like NAWWWW MAN THIS A PHILLY, I WANT A DUTCH

    and i'm like sorry man, i don't have any dutch masters, this is the only strawberry flavored blunt i have in stock right now

    and he's like psssssh fuck it, i don't want anything (and left)

    and hte next dude walks up like YOOOO CAN A N***A GET A BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT A WRAPPER SAY ABOUT WHO MADE IT

    i sold that gentleman the strawberry philly blunt

    I feel as though I understand both gentlemen in this story to some degree.

    Phllies' are all brittle and don't roll for shit.

    Though, the second nn... brother may have had mad rolling skills.

    redx on
    This machine kills threads.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    I might get a PS3 at some point. Want a better idea of what's happening with Dust 514 post PS4 release before I know what I'm willing to pay for it though.

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