Then there is the congressman who thinks fetuses masturbate.
This is a subject I know something about ... Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful. They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?
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I had a triumph in the joke making department a while back. I would like to share it, because I felt that the world was my oyster, in that moment.
We were at a cafe and people were eating ice cream, and we went from talking about jobs to being home nurses to wiping asses to cleaning toilets to emptying toilets to portapotties
and one of the girls was relating a story about how a friend had been in one that somebody tipped over so that everything flowed everywhere
and I got the chance to reply "oh, that's shitty"
and I leant back, took a long drag from my cig, and thought
these moments, man, these moments. Life is good.
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Then there is the congressman who thinks fetuses masturbate.
This is a subject I know something about ... Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful. They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?
I had a triumph in the joke making department a while back. I would like to share it, because I felt that the world was my oyster, in that moment.
We were at a cafe and people were eating ice cream, and we went from talking about jobs to being home nurses to wiping asses to cleaning toilets to emptying toilets to portapotties
and one of the girls was relating a story about how a friend had been in one that somebody tipped over so that everything flowed everywhere
and I got the chance to reply "oh, that's shitty"
and I leant back, took a long drag from my cig, and thought
these moments, man, these moments. Life is good.
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So I found out this weekend that my best friend is going to be a dad. Which is pretty wild and not expected at all but his girl took a fertility test (after being inspired by an episode of New Girl) and discovered that it was basically now or never. They decided to pull the trigger and, happily, it seems to be doing well.
They've already settled on a name, whether it's boy or girl:
I had a triumph in the joke making department a while back. I would like to share it, because I felt that the world was my oyster, in that moment.
We were at a cafe and people were eating ice cream, and we went from talking about jobs to being home nurses to wiping asses to cleaning toilets to emptying toilets to portapotties
and one of the girls was relating a story about how a friend had been in one that somebody tipped over so that everything flowed everywhere
and I got the chance to reply "oh, that's shitty"
and I leant back, took a long drag from my cig, and thought
these moments, man, these moments. Life is good.
Tav, steal this bit. It's never not funny.
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EDIT: this was a double post so I will take this opportunity to relate to you the fact that when we were having the heavily poop themed conversation I noted with delight that both the girls who were eating ice cream had chocolate ice cream.
The chances of Republican congressmen actually caring about if and when fetal pain starts instead of just wanting to create a slippery slope to banning all abortions is kind of slight.
the problem with attempting to be funny through shock by transgression, the way I see it
is that first, well, you need to be skilled to actually make it funny
which means that it needs to be absurd that you'd say something like that. I can heartily laugh at jokes so horrible they're funny, because what an absurd thing for you to say something so horrible.
also as an aside you need to not come across as a douchebag in which case I won't laugh I'll just keep on not liking you
but also it often comes across as kind of lazy.
There are a few issues, yeah.
1) if it isn't funny, you're just saying something cruel or crude without any redeeming value.
2) if it isn't absurd, as you say, it won't be funny. Rape jokes are a problem in this way because so many people believe horrible things about women, and make jokes not to be absurd and horrible but to make reference to and revel in their gross ideas. To make the statement horrifying and absurd, you have to have a setup - context, background story, previous jokes to set a tone, your identity as a comedian, etc. You have to make it clear that you're mocking rapists because they're awful.
3) Sometimes the transgression will outweigh the humor for some of your audience. This is a matter of their response and out of your control, so you have to be willing to face that.
4) irony of this type is sometimes a mask for authentic expression of bad ideas. It is important to separate oneself from that.
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Then there is the congressman who thinks fetuses masturbate.
This is a subject I know something about ... Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful. They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?
if I had nine months of free accommodation with no responsibilities I'd probably spent a lot of time touching my junk too
I think babies should have the same return policy as most consumer goods, so like, you have up until 30 days after its born to decide if you want to abort
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So I found out this weekend that my best friend is going to be a dad. Which is pretty wild and not expected at all but his girl took a fertility test (after being inspired by an episode of New Girl) and discovered that it was basically now or never. They decided to pull the trigger and, happily, it seems to be doing well.
They've already settled on a name, whether it's boy or girl:
Kirby.
I know exactly one kirby and she's a hot girl who liked physics
so judging by this sample size it's a good call
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maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
I had a triumph in the joke making department a while back. I would like to share it, because I felt that the world was my oyster, in that moment.
We were at a cafe and people were eating ice cream, and we went from talking about jobs to being home nurses to wiping asses to cleaning toilets to emptying toilets to portapotties
and one of the girls was relating a story about how a friend had been in one that somebody tipped over so that everything flowed everywhere
and I got the chance to reply "oh, that's shitty"
and I leant back, took a long drag from my cig, and thought
these moments, man, these moments. Life is good.
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Study Cass' posts and get back to me
it's translated. But anyway, no, that was a perfect moment that life handed to me.
So I found out this weekend that my best friend is going to be a dad. Which is pretty wild and not expected at all but his girl took a fertility test (after being inspired by an episode of New Girl) and discovered that it was basically now or never. They decided to pull the trigger and, happily, it seems to be doing well.
They've already settled on a name, whether it's boy or girl:
Kirby.
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I say until the baby hits 21, it shouldn't be considered a person, have a name, possessions or privileges.
So I found out this weekend that my best friend is going to be a dad. Which is pretty wild and not expected at all but his girl took a fertility test (after being inspired by an episode of New Girl) and discovered that it was basically now or never. They decided to pull the trigger and, happily, it seems to be doing well.
They've already settled on a name, whether it's boy or girl:
Then there is the congressman who thinks fetuses masturbate.
This is a subject I know something about ... Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful. They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?
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As much of a supporter of abortion rights as I am, I do think there's kind of a line where yeah, you probably waited a mite too long.
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We were at a cafe and people were eating ice cream, and we went from talking about jobs to being home nurses to wiping asses to cleaning toilets to emptying toilets to portapotties
and one of the girls was relating a story about how a friend had been in one that somebody tipped over so that everything flowed everywhere
and I got the chance to reply "oh, that's shitty"
and I leant back, took a long drag from my cig, and thought
these moments, man, these moments. Life is good.
But only the dudes.
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But I use both.
Get out of here, Halfbreed.
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my bad, this ties in with the previous post
the abortion bill is for cases where the mother's life is at risk
double
inbred
troglodyte
(but probably well kempt)
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They've already settled on a name, whether it's boy or girl:
Kirby.
Tav, steal this bit. It's never not funny.
Oh, well, yes, very much so.
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reminder: tav is irish and ireland is crazy enough not to have this be a thing already
There are a few issues, yeah.
1) if it isn't funny, you're just saying something cruel or crude without any redeeming value.
2) if it isn't absurd, as you say, it won't be funny. Rape jokes are a problem in this way because so many people believe horrible things about women, and make jokes not to be absurd and horrible but to make reference to and revel in their gross ideas. To make the statement horrifying and absurd, you have to have a setup - context, background story, previous jokes to set a tone, your identity as a comedian, etc. You have to make it clear that you're mocking rapists because they're awful.
3) Sometimes the transgression will outweigh the humor for some of your audience. This is a matter of their response and out of your control, so you have to be willing to face that.
4) irony of this type is sometimes a mask for authentic expression of bad ideas. It is important to separate oneself from that.
if I had nine months of free accommodation with no responsibilities I'd probably spent a lot of time touching my junk too
I also use this:
ooo rock you're so BIIIIIG
I know exactly one kirby and she's a hot girl who liked physics
so judging by this sample size it's a good call
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
it's translated. But anyway, no, that was a perfect moment that life handed to me.
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technically it's in the law, but there's no actual definition what the mother's life being at risk entails
and no doctor wants to go anywhere near a situation like that because they would get thrown in jail so quickly
i'm not sure what point i was making this place can be fucking abhorrent
Tomorrow I'm gonna call up my mates and see if they're down for taking a trip to somewhere retarded, like one of them suggested.
today I think I'm gonna lie on the floor looking at the roof for a bit
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Well, there is that whole "your country's asinine laws killed a woman" part of it all, too.
It's what's for dinner
Only male fetuses masturbate?
It’s not a very important country most of the time
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no he's going to die
the roof told me the future
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