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What has two thumbs and is incredibly sick?

candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
This guy

Seriously, my dudes. I have got a nasty-ass ol' sinus infection. I have not felt this fucking sick in a long time. Is anyone else feeling sick. Or hey, what was the sickest you've ever been?

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I had bronchitis for six months straight last year

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited March 2007
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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I had a double (lets see how bad this is spelled) pnemonia once when I was a kid. I remember, I coughed into my hand and when I looked I thought it was jelly. But then I though, 'I don't remember eating jelly. I'll go show mom'

    We went to the doctor. :(

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have constant allergies for 6 months of the year. I wake up and everything is clogged, sometimes I cant open my eyes because they water while I sleep.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    I have to poop

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    I have constant allergies for 6 months of the year. I wake up and everything is clogged, sometimes I cant open my eyes because they water while I sleep.

    Do you get that thing, where your left nostril will be clogged, but then 5 minutes later, you can breath thru it perfectly, only to find out that somehow your right one is now totally sealed up? I hate that shit.

    Kor on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kor wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    I have constant allergies for 6 months of the year. I wake up and everything is clogged, sometimes I cant open my eyes because they water while I sleep.

    Do you get that thing, where your left nostril will be clogged, but then 5 minutes later, you can breath thru it perfectly, only to find out that somehow your right one is now totally sealed up? I hate that shit.

    That madness happens to me ALL THE TIME.

    Hell on Earth, you don't even know.

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  • VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bob Kelso?

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    that's called drainage

    basically you've got x amount of space in your nasal cavity, and depending on how your head is tilted it all slowly sloshes to fill up one side or the other

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I got anthrax when I was in Korea

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Kor wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    I have constant allergies for 6 months of the year. I wake up and everything is clogged, sometimes I cant open my eyes because they water while I sleep.

    Do you get that thing, where your left nostril will be clogged, but then 5 minutes later, you can breath thru it perfectly, only to find out that somehow your right one is now totally sealed up? I hate that shit.

    That madness happens to me ALL THE TIME.

    Hell on Earth, you don't even know.

    I could never figure it out. That shit has anti-gravity too, I swear.

    I know my right would be clogged, and I'd lay down in bed on my right side. Then somehow, it'd move up to my left nostril, so I could breath out of my right!?

    Seriously, anti-gravity snot.

    Kor on
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    edited March 2007
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I once had pneumonia so bad that I was hacking up bloody chunks of flesh

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I had pneumonia when I was six

    to this day I still yell at my mother about that

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kor wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Kor wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    I have constant allergies for 6 months of the year. I wake up and everything is clogged, sometimes I cant open my eyes because they water while I sleep.

    Do you get that thing, where your left nostril will be clogged, but then 5 minutes later, you can breath thru it perfectly, only to find out that somehow your right one is now totally sealed up? I hate that shit.

    That madness happens to me ALL THE TIME.

    Hell on Earth, you don't even know.

    I could never figure it out. That shit has anti-gravity too, I swear.

    I know my right would be clogged, and I'd lay down in bed on my right side. Then somehow, it'd move up to my left nostril, so I could breath out of my right!?

    Seriously, anti-gravity snot.

    The thing that really gets me is that I never, ever, ever, ever, ever notice the transition.

    Ever.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    nothing like barely being able to hold yourself up over a sink in your barracks room while at a training facility, coughing so hard it makes biles come up with each cough, and then you feel a sharp, searing pain in your chest and a bloody chuck of meat goes splat against the porcelain, and then you have to pick it up and flush it because it's too big to go down the drain

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    People in Atlanta with pollen allergies.

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Kor wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Kor wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    I have constant allergies for 6 months of the year. I wake up and everything is clogged, sometimes I cant open my eyes because they water while I sleep.

    Do you get that thing, where your left nostril will be clogged, but then 5 minutes later, you can breath thru it perfectly, only to find out that somehow your right one is now totally sealed up? I hate that shit.

    That madness happens to me ALL THE TIME.

    Hell on Earth, you don't even know.

    I could never figure it out. That shit has anti-gravity too, I swear.

    I know my right would be clogged, and I'd lay down in bed on my right side. Then somehow, it'd move up to my left nostril, so I could breath out of my right!?

    Seriously, anti-gravity snot.

    The thing that really gets me is that I never, ever, ever, ever, ever notice the transition.

    Ever.

    Exactly!

    Man... I feel like we've really connected.




    >.>


    what?

    Kor on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    nothing like barely being able to hold yourself up over a sink in your barracks room while at a training facility, coughing so hard it makes biles come up with each cough, and then you feel a sharp, searing pain in your chest and a bloody chuck of meat goes splat against the porcelain, and then you have to pick it up and flush it because it's too big to go down the drain

    That is a pretty horrible image.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kor wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Kor wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Kor wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    I have constant allergies for 6 months of the year. I wake up and everything is clogged, sometimes I cant open my eyes because they water while I sleep.

    Do you get that thing, where your left nostril will be clogged, but then 5 minutes later, you can breath thru it perfectly, only to find out that somehow your right one is now totally sealed up? I hate that shit.

    That madness happens to me ALL THE TIME.

    Hell on Earth, you don't even know.

    I could never figure it out. That shit has anti-gravity too, I swear.

    I know my right would be clogged, and I'd lay down in bed on my right side. Then somehow, it'd move up to my left nostril, so I could breath out of my right!?

    Seriously, anti-gravity snot.

    The thing that really gets me is that I never, ever, ever, ever, ever notice the transition.

    Ever.

    Exactly!

    Man... I feel like we've really connected.




    >.>


    what?


    I'm finding myself strangely attracted to your DS library there.


    And your really large penis, that is also pretty enticing.

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Kor wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Kor wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Kor wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    I have constant allergies for 6 months of the year. I wake up and everything is clogged, sometimes I cant open my eyes because they water while I sleep.

    Do you get that thing, where your left nostril will be clogged, but then 5 minutes later, you can breath thru it perfectly, only to find out that somehow your right one is now totally sealed up? I hate that shit.

    That madness happens to me ALL THE TIME.

    Hell on Earth, you don't even know.

    I could never figure it out. That shit has anti-gravity too, I swear.

    I know my right would be clogged, and I'd lay down in bed on my right side. Then somehow, it'd move up to my left nostril, so I could breath out of my right!?

    Seriously, anti-gravity snot.

    The thing that really gets me is that I never, ever, ever, ever, ever notice the transition.

    Ever.

    Exactly!

    Man... I feel like we've really connected.




    >.>


    what?


    I'm finding myself strangely attracted to your DS library there.


    And your really large penis, that is also pretty enticing.


    Sorry, my wife wont let me play with my penis with others. :(

    She might let you borrow some of her DS games though.

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hey guys do you think if I buy some nasal decongestant (pseudoephedrine) it will get all of this terrible shit out of my sinuses and the infection will go away?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It would probably cost less for me to actually purchase them.

    Unless you send it in, like, an envelope with just the game cartridge.

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It will never go away, until it wants to go away.

    You can try sinus pills, hot showers, vicks vapor rub, I fuckin q-tip up your nose (don't laugh, I was desperate). That shit is there to stay.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Antibiotics are the surest way to get rid of a sinus infection.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If you have a sinus infection that isn't clearing up on it's own and you wait too long it will cause scarring in your sinnus tissue, making future infections easier to get.

    Weaver on
  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yeah dude I actually did put a q-tip up my nose earlier

    that's pretty funny

    the problem is not just hurty sinuses, it's also giving me a really sore throat and a fever which is leading to headache and bady aches all over

    THIS BLOWS

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I get that right/left clogging as well. I will tilt my head to the other side to get it to start to drain over and then sit up while it's about halfway over and blow my nose right away. Sometimes that works.

    Allergies suck ass. Seriously.

    Sometimes, when my left side of my nose is plugged up, I can push on the side of my nose and pop it as one would pop their knuckles and that loosens things up a bit.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah go get some antibiotics. You can see your family practicioner or even just a RN should be able to give a script

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    candanavian wrote: »
    yeah dude I actually did put a q-tip up my nose earlier

    that's pretty funny

    the problem is not just hurty sinuses, it's also giving me a really sore throat and a fever which is leading to headache and bady aches all over

    THIS BLOWS

    No, if it blew, you'd have a chance. The impression you're giving me is that its lodged up there. The glass is half empty man. Start writing the will.


    edit: half empty, half empty

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    aight dog, yeah I was planning on going to a doctor at some point.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    When I get bad sinus shit going on, this thing helps during the night:

    200.jpg

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have had some nasty seasonal allergies today. Generally one Benadryl clears that shit up like clockwork, but I am on my second one today and I still feel pretty congested.

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If there was a way, I would of opt'd to have surgery to get my sinus cavity removed by now. :(

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Your voice would be all weird, though, and you would probably have trouble with n's, m's, and other similar pronunciations.

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Your voice would be all weird, though, and you would probably have trouble with n's, m's, and other similar pronunciations.

    pfft. don't need a voice to use the forums. unless my wife takes off the 'M' and 'N' keys of my keyboard out of spite...

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I've been popping generic Claratin 24 hour pills every morning for the last couple weeks. You have to head that shit off at the pass. I was caught off guard because stuff is blooming earlier on this side of the mountains, but after a couple days of misery (spent all weekend on the couch with several boxes of kleenex and just playing GoW2 for hours and hours and hours) it mostly cleared up and I'm pretty much staying ahead of it with the Claratin. I'm still a bit sniffly, but I don't have the feeling of someone shoving a pencil up my nose any more.

    It's weird, I get really, really intense pressure right inside and above the bridge of my nose but it doesn't really hurt in the traditional sense of pain. There's just a shitton of pressure. It pisses me the hell off.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ....or a really keen sense of humor.

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    I've been popping generic Claratin 24 hour pills every morning for the last couple weeks. You have to head that shit off at the pass. I was caught off guard because stuff is blooming earlier on this side of the mountains, but after a couple days of misery (spent all weekend on the couch with several boxes of kleenex and just playing GoW2 for hours and hours and hours) it mostly cleared up and I'm pretty much staying ahead of it with the Claratin. I'm still a bit sniffly, but I don't have the feeling of someone shoving a pencil up my nose any more.

    It's weird, I get really, really intense pressure right inside and above the bridge of my nose but it doesn't really hurt in the traditional sense of pain. There's just a shitton of pressure. It pisses me the hell off.

    I can't figure out whats better, having one nostril totally sealed and the other be fine, or having both partially sealed.


    1 being fine allows me to continue breathing thru my nose, but the pressure is god damn horrible. 2 partially sealed means I'm going to be spending every 15 seconds going 'SNNnnfff', and breathing thru my mouth, which is fine by me, but apparently it drives the misses fucking nuts, to were she throws stuff at me when I do it. :(

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    UPDATE:

    I took some ibuprofen and ate some krystal and now I feel greeeeaaattt

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