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I was prank phone sexed

MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
So I'm in Washington, D.C. doing some work for my company for the next week. At 6:18 am this morning, an hour and a half before I was set to get up, I get a call in my hotel room.

*Ring ring*

Me: (picks up phone) ...hello?
Girl: Mmmmm ooooohhhh *moan*
Me (confused as fuck): Huh
Girl: Ooohh honey I'm so horny mmmm ohhh
Me (internal monologue): what the fuck is this
Girl: Mmm oh god you make me so wet
Me (internal): Did my girlfriend call me? This kind of sounds like her. She doesn't even know which hotel I'm at.
Girl: Oh honey, I'm so hot right now, fuck
Me (getting a little weirded out): Huh
Girl: Mmmmm oooohhh I want your cock in me
Me (internal): No I guess it doesn't sound like her.
Girl: *moan* Are you there?
Me (hangs up): Thanks a lot, now I've gotta jerk off before going back to sleep.


I think I was raped this morning, guys.

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    should've gone with it

    Paku on
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    should've gone with it

    Harrier on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    should've gone with it

    Meissnerd on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah I dunno.

    On the one hand, I should've gone with it.

    On the other hand, fuckin bitch I need my sleep.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    should've gone with it

    Garlic Bread on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You sleep better post-orgasm you know.

    Vixx on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    should've gone with it

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    should've tried to out-kinky her

    Weaver on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    should've gone with it

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    should've tried to out-kinky her

    Say "God forbid!"

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "Oooo baby, let me put on my robe and wizard hat"

    Sami on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    should've tried to out-kinky her

    Mmm oh baby, I'm lubing up a carrot right now.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2007
    "hey have you seen re-animator"

    DJ Eebs on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    You sleep better post-orgasm you know.

    and eventually you can't go to sleep without one

    Paku on
  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    should've gone with it

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    You sleep better post-orgasm you know.

    and eventually you can't go to sleep without one

    I see nothing wrong with this.

    Vixx on
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  • Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    *69?

    Sir Red of the Manti on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Geebs wrote: »
    "hey have you seen re-animator"

    I keep seeing the DVD at stores and feel compelled to buy it just to say yes

    I have no idea what it is or what it's about

    Garlic Bread on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    You sleep better post-orgasm you know.

    and eventually you can't go to sleep without one

    I see nothing wrong with this.

    girl after my own heart

    Paku on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You missed the opportunity for "wizard hat."

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have Re-Animator on dvd.

    Its in this sexy lime green extra-thick dvd case.

    SA on
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Geebs wrote: »
    "hey have you seen re-animator"

    I keep seeing the DVD at stores and feel compelled to buy it just to say yes

    I have no idea what it is or what it's about


    Bizzare sexual acts involving dead things

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    You missed the opportunity for "wizard hat."

    Or perhaps my one true love.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Geebs wrote: »
    "hey have you seen re-animator"

    I keep seeing the DVD at stores and feel compelled to buy it just to say yes

    I have no idea what it is or what it's about


    Bizzare sexual acts involving dead things

    oh okay

    Garlic Bread on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    should've gone with it

    Butters on
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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You should have asked her to work the Holocaust into her routine.

    Pb on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    whenever girls come over talking about being all sophisticated and well read and stuff, i always try to show them mulholland drive and they end the date thinking i will rape and kill them

    Paku on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    whenever girls come over talking about being all sophisticated and well read and stuff, i always try to show them mulholland drive and they end the date thinking i will rape and kill them

    But you don't, right?

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    whenever girls come over talking about being all sophisticated and well read and stuff, i always try to show them mulholland drive and they end the date thinking i will rape and kill them

    If you get any that look like either of the chicks I will be your wingman/accomplice.

    Pb on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    whenever girls come over talking about being all sophisticated and well read and stuff, i always try to show them mulholland drive and they end the date thinking i will rape and kill them

    You certainly know a lot of ways to not have sex with women

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the movie was like a minor warning, if they don't leave before then i am not responsible in the least

    EDIT: buster occasionally you will get a girl who is into it and will burn you with candle wax, it is like a lithmus test

    Paku on
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You did it wrong.

    You should have screamed "I PVP IRL, BITCH!", busted a load of cockbutter onto the mouthpiece, and slammed the phone back into it's cradle.

    Critical on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    should've gone with it

    Brolo on
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  • Phil316Phil316 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    should have slapped your scrotum on the phone

    Phil316 on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have a friend who is a phone sex operator

    She's the one on the right

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    Redeemer on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    OH NO

    #pipe on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Geebs wrote: »
    "hey have you seen re-animator"

    I keep seeing the DVD at stores and feel compelled to buy it just to say yes

    I have no idea what it is or what it's about

    lovecraft zombies and zombie sex

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    She gets a lot of calls from guys who are into enemas

    Redeemer on
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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i've met five phone sex operators and they all looked fat as hell

    Paku on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    All i can think of is that song in Blues Brothers 2000

    SIX THREE FOUR FIVE SEVEN EIGHT NINE
    SIX THREE FOUR FIVE SEVEN EIGHT NINE

    #pipe on
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