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  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    Not an employer, but I work as a head cook at the restaurant I work at, and started as a dishwasher. On the application, under 'interests/hobbies' I wrote:
    "My biggest hobby is dishwashing. When I come home from school, nothing gets me more jazzed than a full tray of dishes waiting for me. I take pride in my art and would some day aspire to wash dishes on a professional level. Dishwashing for the Grammy's, or in Gordon Ramsey's restaurant, or--God allowing-- even wash dishes for the Queen herself. The Queen may remark something along the lines of "This sirloin was amazing, but what I'm really impressed with is the fact that I can see my reflection in this porcelain dish - that's impossible right??" and then I would emerge from the kitchen, bow, and let her know I was the esteemed dishwasher. She would then knight me and I would go on to marry Kate Middleton's sister Pippa."
    I was 16 at the time. I don't regret a thing.

    I need to try this.

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Jean wrote: »
    The only infractions on my file occured when I became too emotional in the hockey thread.

    CANADA

    My first infraction was for suggesting someone do something illegal, even though what I suggested was not illegal.

    My other infractions were for me being a douche, so, you know.

    There are three basic types of infractions:

    Being a complete jerk to another poster, even when in an argument

    Breaking forum rules by posting certain slurs, discussing piracy, etc

    Posting a picture of a vagina hamburger

    Handicapping the 2016 election in the Obama thread?

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  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    LAST

    FUCKING

    DAY

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I am proud of my infractions, and I would do them again in a heartbeat.

    Except for the too big picture one.

    That was kind of pointless.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    dothings_zps9e9ebfc0.gif

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am proud of my infractions, and I would do them again in a heartbeat.

    Except for the too big picture one.

    That was kind of pointless.

    My only infraction is a mark of shame.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i want to go home and play blands2

    919UOwT.png
  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    I got an infraction for suggesting Sex and the City: The Movie was an easy going movie someone could watch without burning too much brain power.

    Then another poster told me I should kill myself for suggesting that.

    Yeah, I'm still a little burned up about that last part.

    I think my other infraction got revoked though?

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • JeanJean Heartbroken papa bear Gatineau, QuébecRegistered User regular
    Posting a picture of a vagina hamburger

    What the fuck? *must resist urge to google ''vagina hamburger''

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Yay Mort!

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    Posting a picture of a vagina hamburger

    What the fuck? *must resist urge to google ''vagina hamburger''

    It really is what is sounds like.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    OH, I got one for posting a large .gif

    and the other one (which still shows but I got unjailed at least) was for responding to a picture of a US Navy Sailor kissing her girlfriend with "DIP ME IN HONEY, AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS" after DADT had been repealed.

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mortious wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am proud of my infractions, and I would do them again in a heartbeat.

    Except for the too big picture one.

    That was kind of pointless.

    My only infraction is a mark of shame.

    Hahahahaha your infraction is just so perfect, I love it.

    I think I am in a loving everything mood.

    Otherwise the fact that I am giggling at an infraction might be a sign of neural trauma.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Jean wrote: »
    Posting a picture of a vagina hamburger

    What the fuck? *must resist urge to google ''vagina hamburger''

    It's totally not safe for work but is actually pretty cool.

    In its own way.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    With Sheck's love of burgers I think that may have actually counted as some sort of religious persecution.

    Foxe's_Book_of_Martyrs_-_John_Rogers.jpg

    3fpohw4n01yj.png
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am proud of my infractions, and I would do them again in a heartbeat.

    Except for the too big picture one.

    That was kind of pointless.

    My only infraction is a mark of shame.

    Oh my god, that is perfect.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    minimum 400 dollars to repair a plastic bumper

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    Posting a picture of a vagina hamburger

    What the fuck? *must resist urge to google ''vagina hamburger''

    4-19-13 NEVA 5GET

    919UOwT.png
  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    I was lurking in the era when I would've posted anything infraction worthy

    I remember laughing at the first time someone posted kill yourself in response to a thread. I thought it was funny! The first time. Now, not so much.

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    why u quit mortious

    This job is not good for my health.

    It's not stressful or difficult or anything, but in my current mental state it's pretty much killing me.

    Bright side is I've lost a lot of weight. Don't care what "concerns" my doctor has about rapid unexplained weight loss, I get to buy new pants and a belt.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I'm not going to talk about how I feel about my infractions because I'm an adult now and don't want to go back to not being an adult. :P

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Gooey wrote: »
    Jean wrote: »
    Posting a picture of a vagina hamburger

    What the fuck? *must resist urge to google ''vagina hamburger''

    4-19-13 NEVA 5GET

    Poor bastard.

    One more day and hamburgers wouldn't be his only source of greens : (

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    almost all of my infractions are for sassing will

    one of them is for a series of bad puns

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Not an employer, but I work as a head cook at the restaurant I work at, and started as a dishwasher. On the application, under 'interests/hobbies' I wrote:
    "My biggest hobby is dishwashing. When I come home from school, nothing gets me more jazzed than a full tray of dishes waiting for me. I take pride in my art and would some day aspire to wash dishes on a professional level. Dishwashing for the Grammy's, or in Gordon Ramsey's restaurant, or--God allowing-- even wash dishes for the Queen herself. The Queen may remark something along the lines of "This sirloin was amazing, but what I'm really impressed with is the fact that I can see my reflection in this porcelain dish - that's impossible right??" and then I would emerge from the kitchen, bow, and let her know I was the esteemed dishwasher. She would then knight me and I would go on to marry Kate Middleton's sister Pippa."
    I was 16 at the time. I don't regret a thing.

    I need to try this.

    This is actually a great idea for menial jobs, because min wage stuff is fairly interchangeable and miserable, but a place that hires you based on that probably has a manager with a sense of humor and that can make a big difference.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    minimum 400 dollars to repair a plastic bumper

    If it is a Honda, or certain toyotas, you can probably buy a new bumper pre-painted in any factory paint code.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    kaleedity wrote: »
    I was lurking in the era when I would've posted anything infraction worthy

    I remember laughing at the first time someone posted kill yourself in response to a thread. I thought it was funny! The first time. Now, not so much.

    I'm not sure I've ever been an angry enough person to post anything super terrible.

    Like I can get very frustrated but it comes out as a bunch of fancy words because that's just how I express myself when I'm upset.

    And then I will forget one I want to use and upset myself further :P

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i have never posted anything mad ever

    because i am physically incapable of being mad

    i can only be cool as fk

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Hrm, should I take a nap or start writing?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    My only infraction was from tube, in a deleted thread.

    That makes it sound far more dramatic than it was.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    also i was once banned for being anti-springsteen

  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    I was lurking in the era when I would've posted anything infraction worthy

    I remember laughing at the first time someone posted kill yourself in response to a thread. I thought it was funny! The first time. Now, not so much.

    I'm not sure I've ever been an angry enough person to post anything super terrible.

    Like I can get very frustrated but it comes out as a bunch of fancy words because that's just how I express myself when I'm upset.

    And then I will forget one I want to use and upset myself further :P

    Getting frustrated makes me not want to post.

    That also serves my infraction null count pretty well.

  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i have never posted anything mad ever

    because i am physically incapable of being mad

    i can only be cool as fk

    it was a p. mad cheesburger tho

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I was infracted for telling katchem_ash I hoped he never had children

    Not that there's much danger of that

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    minimum 400 dollars to repair a plastic bumper

    If it is a Honda, or certain toyotas, you can probably buy a new bumper pre-painted in any factory paint code.

    its a ford and it is complicated by the presence of rear parking sensors.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    I was lurking in the era when I would've posted anything infraction worthy

    I remember laughing at the first time someone posted kill yourself in response to a thread. I thought it was funny! The first time. Now, not so much.

    I'm not sure I've ever been an angry enough person to post anything super terrible.

    Like I can get very frustrated but it comes out as a bunch of fancy words because that's just how I express myself when I'm upset.

    And then I will forget one I want to use and upset myself further :P

    Getting frustrated makes me not want to post.

    That also serves my infraction null count pretty well.

    Normally this is the case, but with a couple of specific issues I really feel the need to say things.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    kaleedity wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i have never posted anything mad ever

    because i am physically incapable of being mad

    i can only be cool as fk

    it was a p. mad cheesburger tho

    mad as fk

    3fpohw4n01yj.png
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hrm, should I take a nap or start writing?

    Come hit me until I do more voice stuff.

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