jackalFuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse.Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
One of my friends is like 1/8 Korean, but is all "AZN pride!" She makes kimchi. It at least looks disgusting. I thought it was a jar full of rotten meat.
When I was 15 I visited Japan with my aunt and her family. Her parents are pretty rich over there, so they took us all out to sushi one night, which I still remember 12 years later. See, they have a particular delicacy that translates as "dancing shrimp."
Y'know how some sushi places have tanks with live crustaceans crawling around in them? Well, when you order the "dancing shrimp" the chef immediately scoops up a hefty prawn and kills it and preps it quickly, so that when it's presented to you (looking like a very normal piece of prawn sushi).
All of the nerve-endings are still active, so when you bite into it the thing goes nuts. It squirms around inside your mouth. While you chew.
For the record, it's pretty tasty... it's just weird as all hell.
When I was 15 I visited Japan with my aunt and her family. Her parents are pretty rich over there, so they took us all out to sushi one night, which I still remember 12 years later. See, they have a particular delicacy that translates as "dancing shrimp."
Y'know how some sushi places have tanks with live crustaceans crawling around in them? Well, when you order the "dancing shrimp" the chef immediately scoops up a hefty prawn and kills it and preps it quickly, so that when it's presented to you (looking like a very normal piece of prawn sushi).
All of the nerve-endings are still active, so when you bite into it the thing goes nuts. It squirms around inside your mouth. While you chew.
For the record, it's pretty tasty... it's just weird as all hell.
It's fucking delicious and as fresh as you can fucking get.
1) You take a beef patty and cook it medium. The thicker the better. Very little salt or pepper.
2) On a sesame seed bun, spread a thick layer of peanut butter on the top bun, a little mayo on the bottom.
3) Add patty.
4) Cover patty in 2 slices of bacon and some crumbled bleu cheese.
Optional: Some people like to put lettuce on it as well. Idiots.
5) Eat it.
You know...I like bacon and bleu cheese.
And I'd give this a try.
But...do you know how many calories the peanut butter must add to this already ridiculously fattening burger?
Also, can I add ketchup?
A) I live in the American South. Calories are a myth. We have motherfuckin' chicken fried bacon strips. I tried the Peanut Butter burger with ketchup once. ONCE. The tomato does NOT mesh with the PB well. This burger isn't about tangy - it's about nutty, savory deliciousness. I prefer chunky.
When I was 15 I visited Japan with my aunt and her family. Her parents are pretty rich over there, so they took us all out to sushi one night, which I still remember 12 years later. See, they have a particular delicacy that translates as "dancing shrimp."
Y'know how some sushi places have tanks with live crustaceans crawling around in them? Well, when you order the "dancing shrimp" the chef immediately scoops up a hefty prawn and kills it and preps it quickly, so that when it's presented to you (looking like a very normal piece of prawn sushi).
All of the nerve-endings are still active, so when you bite into it the thing goes nuts. It squirms around inside your mouth. While you chew.
For the record, it's pretty tasty... it's just weird as all hell.
Oh god, my dad used to do this just to gross out my American mother.
What exactly is the difference between fried and chicken-fried?
Also, vegemite is wonderful, you just have to know what amount to use. You want to scrape it on to a piece of hot buttered toast, the smallest possible amount you can cover the bread with. It tastes a lot like soy sauce.
I've had witchetty grub before, one about the size of my finger. It's actually pretty tasty, kind of like hommus, but I couldn't get over the fact that it was a giant grub enough to enjoy it.
What exactly is the difference between fried and chicken-fried?
Also, vegemite is wonderful, you just have to know what amount to use. You want to scrape it on to a piece of hot buttered toast, the smallest possible amount you can cover the bread with. It tastes a lot like soy sauce.
I've had witchetty grub before, one about the size of my finger. It's actually pretty tasty, kind of like hommus, but I couldn't get over the fact that it was a giant grub enough to enjoy it.
I feed things like that to my gecko.
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edited March 2007
Vegemite is horrible, especially if you are not expecting it. Surprise Vegemite is mighty unpleasant.
What. Bacon is concentrated awesome. How can you not like bacon. I find myself dazed and confused by such allegations.
Even when I did eat meat, I wasn't ever a fan of seeing huge strips of animal fat.
Also, you should see what that shit does to the sink at work. I'm all for smoking and rotting your lungs that way, I am NOT all for greasing my insides. My digestion works fine.
And it smells like really bad sweat.
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Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.
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edited March 2007
But... but...
Oh what am I talking about I eat snake soup on a regular basis carry on.
Oh what am I talking about I eat snake soup on a regular basis carry on.
But snake is GOOD.
I remember snake. Snake on a Stake, man, Renfest must.
But seriously, every time somebody orders bacon on top of whatever I'm making for them, I only do it because it's my job, but inwardly I make this face: But with more revulsion and dismay.
You know what else is gross? Twinkies.
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It's both.
You're both.
Yeah.
When I was 15 I visited Japan with my aunt and her family. Her parents are pretty rich over there, so they took us all out to sushi one night, which I still remember 12 years later. See, they have a particular delicacy that translates as "dancing shrimp."
Y'know how some sushi places have tanks with live crustaceans crawling around in them? Well, when you order the "dancing shrimp" the chef immediately scoops up a hefty prawn and kills it and preps it quickly, so that when it's presented to you (looking like a very normal piece of prawn sushi).
All of the nerve-endings are still active, so when you bite into it the thing goes nuts. It squirms around inside your mouth. While you chew.
For the record, it's pretty tasty... it's just weird as all hell.
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Still makes me laugh when I hear weeaboos talk about Japanese cuisine, though.
It's fucking delicious and as fresh as you can fucking get.
Green tea ice cream
Mmmm
Everyone you know is dumb.
Or has no tongue.
A) I live in the American South. Calories are a myth. We have motherfuckin' chicken fried bacon strips.
Oh god, my dad used to do this just to gross out my American mother.
I don't mind food that squirms.
Green tea shakes at Jamba Juice is the only reason I get up every morning.
Also, vegemite is wonderful, you just have to know what amount to use. You want to scrape it on to a piece of hot buttered toast, the smallest possible amount you can cover the bread with. It tastes a lot like soy sauce.
I've had witchetty grub before, one about the size of my finger. It's actually pretty tasty, kind of like hommus, but I couldn't get over the fact that it was a giant grub enough to enjoy it.
I feed things like that to my gecko.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
You know those red things on top of rooster's heads?
His grandmother was cooking and eating those.
I immediately packed my shit up and left.
Bacon.
Gag me with a spoon, CAN NOT CONSUME EITHER.
Bacon... more like YOUR MOM.
Bacon makes me want to vomit a little.
Even when I did eat meat, I wasn't ever a fan of seeing huge strips of animal fat.
Also, you should see what that shit does to the sink at work. I'm all for smoking and rotting your lungs that way, I am NOT all for greasing my insides. My digestion works fine.
And it smells like really bad sweat.
Oh what am I talking about I eat snake soup on a regular basis carry on.
But snake is GOOD.
I remember snake. Snake on a Stake, man, Renfest must.
But seriously, every time somebody orders bacon on top of whatever I'm making for them, I only do it because it's my job, but inwardly I make this face:
You know what else is gross? Twinkies.
I will back you on the Twinkies. I fucking hate Twinkies.
We could never hang out though. Because. You hate bacon.
[EDIT] We could go to a gas station and point at and bitch about Twinkies though.
I make some bitchin' bacon.
But to me, that's like saying "I make some really really good fried shit."
It's still shit.
So I can make it and you can eat it. Deal?
Sounds perfect.
He has uncovered some amazingly revolting things prepared and marketed for human consumption.
E.g.:
Potted Meat
Pickled Pork Rinds
Fermented Soybeans
Corn infected with fungus
Not the South.
What's up with that? Cow's tongue is pretty delicious.