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On the way back from lunch today, I was stopped at a light by a soccer field when a group of kids hit thier soccer ball into my car. Im sure it was an accident, and would normally ignore it. Instead, I got out of the car, grabbed the ball, flipped them off and drove back to work. So as I type this, im sitting here staring at a stolen soccer ball deciding what to do with it.
Am I going to hell for this ? And if so, what should I do with this thing to make it an act worth burning in purgatory for ?
Man, thats pretty dickish. You should have taken out your frustration by kicking it way over their heads and been like "oh, my bad, sorry guys" but secretly laughing at their frantic attempts to further retrieve it.
Instead you just acted like you had a fishhook-barbed dick in your ass. What if that ball was a birthday present, huh? I hope you feel terrible.
This is yet another example of the whole "oh shit, I did something, tell me what you think of what I did, internet, because moral pondering isn't something I usually bother with."
maybe you can use the money to get some new tampons you raggin bitch
That makes me a sad panda. Ive decided the best course of action here is to give the ball back but with a big hole in it, and no air. I'll also attach a note saying "This will teach you to watch what the fuck your doing, next time its the family pet." Ill also make the note like a ransom note with clippings of letters from magazines and shit. THAT will complete the act I think
On the way back from lunch today, I was stopped at a light by a soccer field when a group of kids hit thier soccer ball into my car. Im sure it was an accident, and would normally ignore it. Instead, I got out of the car, grabbed the ball, flipped them off and drove back to work. So as I type this, im sitting here staring at a stolen soccer ball deciding what to do with it.
Am I going to hell for this ? And if so, what should I do with this thing to make it an act worth burning in purgatory for ?
maybe you can use the money to get some new tampons you raggin bitch
That makes me a sad panda. Ive decided the best course of action here is to give the ball back but with a big hole in it, and no air. I'll also attach a note saying "This will teach you to watch what the fuck your doing, next time its the family pet." Ill also make the note like a ransom note with clippings of letters from magazines and shit. THAT will complete the act I think
So how does the previous act earn a hole in the ball;possibly having sex with it? and a crudely written letter implying violence?
maybe you can use the money to get some new tampons you raggin bitch
That makes me a sad panda. Ive decided the best course of action here is to give the ball back but with a big hole in it, and no air. I'll also attach a note saying "This will teach you to watch what the fuck your doing, next time its the family pet." Ill also make the note like a ransom note with clippings of letters from magazines and shit. THAT will complete the act I think
Or you could just give it back without being a total asshole.
maybe you can use the money to get some new tampons you raggin bitch
That makes me a sad panda. Ive decided the best course of action here is to give the ball back but with a big hole in it, and no air. I'll also attach a note saying "This will teach you to watch what the fuck your doing, next time its the family pet." Ill also make the note like a ransom note with clippings of letters from magazines and shit. THAT will complete the act I think
And when the cops arrest you and we see your article on FARK the circle will be complete. Its cunt-knucklers like you that make the world go round.
volu i ran over an old lady today
i dunno if you could really call it an accident though
i knocked her down onto the road then got in my car and drove up and stopped on her and then did some burnouts and donuts
On the way back from lunch today, I was stopped at a light by a soccer field when a group of kids hit thier soccer ball into my car. Im sure it was an accident, and would normally ignore it. Instead, I got out of the car, grabbed the ball, flipped them off and drove back to work. So as I type this, im sitting here staring at a stolen soccer ball deciding what to do with it.
Am I going to hell for this ? And if so, what should I do with this thing to make it an act worth burning in purgatory for ?
maybe you can use the money to get some new tampons you raggin bitch
That makes me a sad panda. Ive decided the best course of action here is to give the ball back but with a big hole in it, and no air. I'll also attach a note saying "This will teach you to watch what the fuck your doing, next time its the family pet." Ill also make the note like a ransom note with clippings of letters from magazines and shit. THAT will complete the act I think
So how does the previous act earn a hole in the ball;possibly having sex with it? and a crudely written letter implying violence?
There is no "possibly" it'll have to be done now.
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ZeroFillFeeling much better.A nice, green leaf.Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
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you should go down to the local park, and locate some people playing basketball
steal THEIR ball and give it back to them with a hole in it
send me a postcard from the hospital gift shop and let me know it went
I call people "cunt knucklers" as an insult though the term comes from a conversation I had with a friend a long time ago.
Some chick was being a bitch in a public place and my friend was like "dude, somebody should punch that chick in the vagina" and I was like "yeah, give her the old cunt-knuckler."
But in any event, hey, what can I say? Great minds think alike.
Remember that scene in "Back to the Future" where Marty's tailing young biff back in the 1950's?
The part where Biff's leaving his house when a group of kids accidently kick a ball into his yard, and as he picks it up and shows it to them he asks "Is this your ball? Do you want this back?" and then he proceeds to throw it onto his roof and screams "Well GO GET IT!"
yeah, I don't really know where i'm going with this.
Man I haven't seen back to the future in a long time.
Haha oh man the paper boy just came around. He listens to hardcore gangsta rap from his car, and you can hear it in the mornings as he comes around. It also is a strong indicator that I should probably go to sleep.
In Thailand, the hospitals pay you to bring people to them. A friend of mine would drive around and find people that were in accidents and take them to hospital that payed the most for them. He made a shit load of money, but some died because the hospital was farther away then one that payed less. True story.
In Thailand, the hospitals pay you to bring people to them. A friend of mine would drive around and find people that were in accidents and take them to hospital that payed the most for them. He made a shit load of money, but some died because the hospital was farther away then one that payed less. True story.
Jimmy, you, and everyone you know, is a cockswindling whore.
I know you and now we share that bond together.
- As for the Thailand thing, he was a big meth head at the time as were the guys he did it with. The main reason its allowed over there is because the Ambulance's are to busy or just never get there. So they saw it as a way to feel somehwhat better about being methheads because they were helping people while getting thier cash for thier meth.
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ZeroFillFeeling much better.A nice, green leaf.Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
Don't engage it in conversation
let's just pick up our plates and finish our dinner in the hollow castle.
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Give the kids back their ball, you fucking bully.
Classy
Instead you just acted like you had a fishhook-barbed dick in your ass. What if that ball was a birthday present, huh? I hope you feel terrible.
they are desparte and have a broken in feel to them
and go give them back the ball, kids are quite dumb; it does not help being a role model for them to grow into.
stealing a ball from some innocent kids and running away in the safety of his car
well arent you a big man
learn to control yourself
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That makes me a sad panda. Ive decided the best course of action here is to give the ball back but with a big hole in it, and no air. I'll also attach a note saying "This will teach you to watch what the fuck your doing, next time its the family pet." Ill also make the note like a ransom note with clippings of letters from magazines and shit. THAT will complete the act I think
So how does the previous act earn a hole in the ball;possibly having sex with it? and a crudely written letter implying violence?
Or you could just give it back without being a total asshole.
And when the cops arrest you and we see your article on FARK the circle will be complete. Its cunt-knucklers like you that make the world go round.
i dunno if you could really call it an accident though
i knocked her down onto the road then got in my car and drove up and stopped on her and then did some burnouts and donuts
was this a bad thing to do
honestly i do not know
There is no "possibly" it'll have to be done now.
you should go down to the local park, and locate some people playing basketball
steal THEIR ball and give it back to them with a hole in it
send me a postcard from the hospital gift shop and let me know it went
You're one of those "square peg in round hole" types, aren't you? Sociopath? This whole thread is just an ego trip for you.
Then I popped some balloons with a cigarette and took off Mickey Mouse's costume head.
do I fit in yet guys?
please accept me
Spit on a kid with cancer and we'll talk.
a word that i figured i may have invented
possibly while on a bus
because ive used it but dont recall ever hearing it anywhere else
but then it is very possible that i did and just dont remember
anyway. thumbs up
Some chick was being a bitch in a public place and my friend was like "dude, somebody should punch that chick in the vagina" and I was like "yeah, give her the old cunt-knuckler."
But in any event, hey, what can I say? Great minds think alike.
I am enjoying this, I may just be a bad person on general
But there is a cure for how you are feeling.
Razor blades, eat them.
eat them up good, yum yummy
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there are more terrifying things that have been done with the human body and the placing of razor blades therein.
notably, in Thailand.
The part where Biff's leaving his house when a group of kids accidently kick a ball into his yard, and as he picks it up and shows it to them he asks "Is this your ball? Do you want this back?" and then he proceeds to throw it onto his roof and screams "Well GO GET IT!"
yeah, I don't really know where i'm going with this.
Man I haven't seen back to the future in a long time.
Long story short, dude, what the hell?
This brings back horrible flashbacks of the "split-penis" thread from the other day.
WOW.
That is a strange job right there.
Part humanitarian part "OH BOY AN ACCIDENT."
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I know you and now we share that bond together.
- As for the Thailand thing, he was a big meth head at the time as were the guys he did it with. The main reason its allowed over there is because the Ambulance's are to busy or just never get there. So they saw it as a way to feel somehwhat better about being methheads because they were helping people while getting thier cash for thier meth.
let's just pick up our plates and finish our dinner in the hollow castle.
I hope you have a good witch-doctor plan then
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