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The Fantastic Fucking Future

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    speaking of bullshit witchcraft, how long has this acronym business been possible?

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    Eh, Dyson's are OK but mostly marketing. If you want a real vacuum, get a Miele. If you're going to trust a people with keeping things clean, would you trust English or Germans?
    I thought so.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    THEY ARE BULLSHIT WITCHCRAFT AND I WILL HAVE NO TRUCK WITH THEM.

    Would you have coupe with them?

    What about sedan?

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Also, if you've never seen these and are baffled, they are called Air Multipliers, and actually shoot air through a little vent built into the whole ring, so the inner space is only used to draw in air from behind it, and has no actual need for blades to produce wind.

    Also it's speed is determined by a little rotating knob that has no actual "Clicks" on it, so you have very fine control over the speed.

    Basically it's a stupidly expensive fan that doesn't really do much that you couldn't get for a lot less money, but it's cool as fuck and it was a birthday gift from my Mom so I'm cool with it.

    What happens if you throw a paper plane through it?

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Also, if you've never seen these and are baffled, they are called Air Multipliers, and actually shoot air through a little vent built into the whole ring, so the inner space is only used to draw in air from behind it, and has no actual need for blades to produce wind.

    Also it's speed is determined by a little rotating knob that has no actual "Clicks" on it, so you have very fine control over the speed.

    Basically it's a stupidly expensive fan that doesn't really do much that you couldn't get for a lot less money, but it's cool as fuck and it was a birthday gift from my Mom so I'm cool with it.

    What happens if you throw a paper plane through it?

    Depends on how good your aim is.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Also, if you've never seen these and are baffled, they are called Air Multipliers, and actually shoot air through a little vent built into the whole ring, so the inner space is only used to draw in air from behind it, and has no actual need for blades to produce wind.

    Also it's speed is determined by a little rotating knob that has no actual "Clicks" on it, so you have very fine control over the speed.

    Basically it's a stupidly expensive fan that doesn't really do much that you couldn't get for a lot less money, but it's cool as fuck and it was a birthday gift from my Mom so I'm cool with it.

    What happens if you throw a paper plane through it?

    It turns into a dove.

    I know that sounds weird but it's scientifically justified in the manual.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Also, if you've never seen these and are baffled, they are called Air Multipliers, and actually shoot air through a little vent built into the whole ring, so the inner space is only used to draw in air from behind it, and has no actual need for blades to produce wind.

    Also it's speed is determined by a little rotating knob that has no actual "Clicks" on it, so you have very fine control over the speed.

    Basically it's a stupidly expensive fan that doesn't really do much that you couldn't get for a lot less money, but it's cool as fuck and it was a birthday gift from my Mom so I'm cool with it.

    What happens if you throw a paper plane through it?


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WNcjkZ6d0w

    ideally, something like this

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    That is literally the best possible use for those fans

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    THEY ARE BULLSHIT WITCHCRAFT AND I WILL HAVE NO TRUCK WITH THEM.

    Would you have coupe with them?

    What about sedan?

    No.

    There shall be a cleansing fire, and then nothing.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    THEY ARE BULLSHIT WITCHCRAFT AND I WILL HAVE NO TRUCK WITH THEM.

    No, they work on the Bernoulli principle and venturi effect, just like a carburettor.

    Also, the Hughes 530MD NOTAR prototype:

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    schuss wrote: »
    Eh, Dyson's are OK but mostly marketing. If you want a real vacuum, get a Miele. If you're going to trust a people with keeping things clean, would you trust English or Germans?
    I thought so.

    Ha ha ha, you probably own a lot of BOSE products, don't you?

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    THEY ARE BULLSHIT WITCHCRAFT AND I WILL HAVE NO TRUCK WITH THEM.

    No, they work on the Bernoulli principle and venturi effect, just like a carburettor.

    So...bullshit witchcraft?

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Everyone knows.

    You want a real kick? You go Bernoulli.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Everyone knows.

    You want a real kick? You go Bernoulli.

    There's just no topping their converginators

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Every review I've seen of those fans is "weak as shit it's just a tiny fan in the base that blows up and out of the ring get a real fan"

    Weaver on
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Every review I've seen of those fans is "weak as shit it's just a tiny fan in the base that blows up and out of the ring get a real fan"

    The thing is, because of the venturi effect, you only need a little fan to blow a small amount of air out of the slot that is in the periphery of the big ring, and that does this thing where it creates a low-pressure area inside the ring, which pulls more air into it, which pulls more air into it ad infinitum until other forces come into play, like friction.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    schuss wrote: »
    Eh, Dyson's are OK but mostly marketing. If you want a real vacuum, get a Miele. If you're going to trust a people with keeping things clean, would you trust English or Germans?
    I thought so.

    Ha ha ha, you probably own a lot of BOSE products, don't you?

    aren't they a pretty well-respected speaker manufacturer?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Every review I've seen of those fans is "weak as shit it's just a tiny fan in the base that blows up and out of the ring get a real fan"

    but you'll never have choppy air or suffer yet another limb being sheared off by dangerous high speed fan blades! think about how much a difference a dyson could make in your life weaver

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Shorty wrote: »
    schuss wrote: »
    Eh, Dyson's are OK but mostly marketing. If you want a real vacuum, get a Miele. If you're going to trust a people with keeping things clean, would you trust English or Germans?
    I thought so.

    Ha ha ha, you probably own a lot of BOSE products, don't you?

    aren't they a pretty well-respected speaker manufacturer?

    They make some nice, middle of the road products that they overcharge like crazy for. They're Sony, but they think they're Bang and Olufson. Much like Miele.

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Bose headphones are basically Beats for people who shop at The Sharper Image.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    ah, alright

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    existexist Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Every review I've seen of those fans is "weak as shit it's just a tiny fan in the base that blows up and out of the ring get a real fan"

    but you'll never have choppy air or suffer yet another limb being sheared off by dangerous high speed fan blades! think about how much a difference a dyson could make in your life weaver

    the best part is they are STILL CHOPPY

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Can they still kill you in your sleep?

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Can they still kill you in your sleep?

    Yup

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    @tynic

    Singing robots show humanity of technology in opera of the future

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHQnacjyzug
    Composer, computer scientist and futurist Tod Machover has joined the power of technology with one of the great classical art forms. In "Death and the Powers," opera robots take the stage to sing about the search for immortality and how our humanity is transformed by tech. Jeffrey Brown reports on the preparations taking place at the MIT Media Lab for an upcoming interactive performance.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    I'm sorry but Death and the Powers should be the title of a robot metal album

    Or maybe the name of the band

    GREETINGS HUMANS
    THIS UNIT IS CALLED DEATH AND MY SUBORDINATE UNITS ARE COLLECTIVELY REFERRED TO AS THE POWERS

    PLEASE PREPARE FOR THE REMOVAL OF YOUR FACES

    Grey Ghost on
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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    To be fair, "in "Death and the Powers," opera robots take the stage to sing about the search for immortality and how our humanity is transformed by tech" could easily be in reference to a metal album. In fact, it sounds like the sort of metal I rather enjoy. Also the sort of opera I rather enjoy. Hey futureself, watch that youtube up there and let me know if we like it.

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    schuss wrote: »
    Eh, Dyson's are OK but mostly marketing. If you want a real vacuum, get a Miele. If you're going to trust a people with keeping things clean, would you trust English or Germans?
    I thought so.

    Ha ha ha, you probably own a lot of BOSE products, don't you?

    aren't they a pretty well-respected speaker manufacturer?

    They make some nice, middle of the road products that they overcharge like crazy for. They're Sony, but they think they're Bang and Olufson. Much like Miele.

    I've yet to see anything better than Miele, especially if you have highly allergic people in your house. Every Q&A I've seen with vacuum salesman/repairers and other puts Miele in the top 2 (at least their canisters, their uprights apparently aren't that great). It's not a Bose situation, as I had never heard of Miele before I started researching good vacuums for my allergy-suffering spouse.
    If you aren't particularly sensitive to environmental factors, there's probably a host of things that are "good enough", but we saw a serious quality of life improvement from getting the vac, and it's powerful enough that things that used to be dust->vacuum are now vac only.

    PS - Bose, No highs, No Lows.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    There are allergy models of most popular brands with HEPA+ filters and such in them. When you get right down to the brass tacks though, of construction materials, motor mounting and bearings, impeller efficiency and bearing setup, and design and function of the tools and accessories, Miele aren't really any different from an Electrolux or LG bag cleaner.

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    There are allergy models of most popular brands with HEPA+ filters and such in them. When you get right down to the brass tacks though, of construction materials, motor mounting and bearings, impeller efficiency and bearing setup, and design and function of the tools and accessories, Miele aren't really any different from an Electrolux or LG bag cleaner.

    True, but they have slightly better filtering (better sealed design) and cost the same as electrolux's here.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    To be fair, "in "Death and the Powers," opera robots take the stage to sing about the search for immortality and how our humanity is transformed by tech" could easily be in reference to a metal album. In fact, it sounds like the sort of metal I rather enjoy. Also the sort of opera I rather enjoy. Hey futureself, watch that youtube up there and let me know if we like it.

    Hey pastself. It's pretty neat, I think you'd find it interesting.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Can they still kill you in your sleep?

    I really hope that when it's my time, I go out by a fan falling on me in my sleep just so that millions of Koreans can scream, "See? SEE!?"

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    intropintrop Registered User regular
    Apparently I had one too many drinks and posted this in the wrong thread. TAKE TWO:

    Science tangent: I used to do a lot of work with filters, separators, etc., some years ago and one of the things that people advertising HEPA (outside the industrial/government world) won't typically tell you is that there's no time-based performance requirement on a HEPA filter. That is, you can build a filter that meets particle size requirements and airflow at a pressure drop... that lasts all of a minute at those performance levels. Cheap products advertising a HEPA filter feature are usually using incredibly undersized filters and/or pre-filtration schemes. You'll get your great and efficient filtration for a couplefew uses and then the filter is clogged and you start getting either crappy performance (very reduced airflow) or filtration bypass (a lot of air going by the filter by designed media damage or through alternate passages).

    TLDR: "HEPA" mostly doesn't mean crap on consumer products. Quality design is still king.

    Steam ID: highentropy
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Archaeologists discovered fossil footprints in the UK recently thought to be nearly a million years old. The oldest such prints in the UK known before were only 7,500, and these are the oldest footprints discovered outside of Africa.

    I know this is the past not the future but I thought it was cool and if time is cyclical it still kind of fits.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Archaeologists discovered fossil footprints in the UK recently thought to be nearly a million years old. The oldest such prints in the UK known before were only 7,500, and these are the oldest footprints discovered outside of Africa.

    I know this is the past not the future but I thought it was cool and if time is cyclical it still kind of fits.

    Whatever you do, stop scrolling the second the article ends, don't read the comments, .. just don't, I scrolled too far and now my soul hurts

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I can't see comments on the mobile page and now I'm curious. Young earthers?

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Ya you'd think this was posted directly on a creationist forum or something, holy man.

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I can't see comments on the mobile page and now I'm curious. Young earthers?

    A belated valentine gift for you, my dear T-Rex, a selection of the comments.
    rcbouch 5 days ago
    800,000 years ago...the last time somebody willingly travelled to Norfolk.

    Larkspur 6 days ago
    Those dreadful migrants, flooding into our country for a million years. If only the Border Agency had been there to keep them out!

    Claus-Erik Hamle 6 days ago
    My surgeon in Tuluá in Colombia suggested that we originally arrived here as few survivors from both places following all-out war Moon-Mars. But we don't really know, do we ? In youtube there are many videos indicating former civilizations on the Moon and Mars. You can't show a movie on Charles Darwin in the USA, only in Canada. In the USA Charles Darwin is the Antichrist ! You know, half of the Americans believe God made us from earth 6,000 years ago!

    stan gore 6 days ago
    This is no mystery to any one who understands the Bible. Those of you in Britain, Jesus walked in Glastonbury. Do you knot know your own history? The throne of David is in London. Your Royal family is the House of David.To be ignorant is one thing, but to stay that way is another. Anyone who wants to know the truth I will tell you where to find it, if you ask.

    koe 7 days ago
    "We know with absolute certainty the very day that our Lord created the Earth; Sunday, 23 October 4004 BC."

    Even though this date is never mentioned in the bible, this is the absolute truth! The universe was created at 23 October 4004 BC 12.32 pm (God had a lie in).

    Those who say the universe was created 13.7bn years ago are Satanists.

    Leslie Graham 7 days ago
    Just the latest pathetic blasphemous nonsense from desperate and deluded Darwinians.
    We know with absolute certainty the very day that our Lord created the Earth; Sunday, 23 October 4004 BC.
    These blashemers are either simply lying again or God put these footprints there to test our faith.
    And many here have been found wanting.
    You need to find the truth in Jesus and abandon all of these lies of Satan or you will never find true happiness and will burn in Hell.

    Martin Hanson 7 days ago
    For Heaven's sake! What does the 'of' mean in 'outside of Africa'? Is the UK now the 51st State of the USA? The Independent cannot claim to be a quality newspaper if it descends to these mononic americanisms.

    life is a real burden 8 days ago
    Is this a hoax How can the tide wash away the evidence if it has been there for going on a million years?

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