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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Half your age + 7

    is this a formula for the youngest girl you should date?

    what if I'm 10?

    Then you shouldn't be dating at all.

    Go play with some jacks.

    Jacks?

    Are you a fucking time-traveler from 1970?

    Fucking jacks?

    Oh my god jacks are like an early version of pogs.

    I think jacks were an early version of rocks

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    The people you date should not be based on their age. Instead it should be based on how you feel for them and whether you love each other ^_^.

    i actually try to date pretty close to my age range because even though younger girls are cute and bouncy they're usually pretty dumb

    The one I like is smarter than me D:

    many of you are going to Hell God says and im sorry but it is the truth repent now of your sins before it is too late. The world is bound to hell and most of you with it this is your chance to change your ways and come to God and repent for your perverse and disgusting ways so please do it!

    Im just crying about the state of perversness now I praying God well call you all to cleanse your souls and stop your perverse ways before its too late God loves you and will accept you and cleanse you if you come! Lord I pray that all in this forum will understand your love and understand that you died for their sins and that they are sinners I pray that you will call and cleanse them of their sins. Lord I pray for their lives and their souls. Amen.

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    No I don't.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Half your age + 7

    is this a formula for the youngest girl you should date?

    what if I'm 10?

    Then you shouldn't be dating at all.

    Go play with some jacks.

    Jacks?

    Are you a fucking time-traveler from 1970?

    Fucking jacks?

    Oh my god jacks are like an early version of pogs.

    Okay okay

    You may upgrade to an ultra-modern version of marbles.

    Or perhaps a hoop and stick.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    dor what in the holy hell was that

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    dor what in the holy hell was that

    http://groups.teenhelp.org/showthread.php?t=33577

    :lol:

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    No I don't.
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like jacks because you can fucking bean some bitches in the eye with an errant jack and then steal their shit and rape them.

    Fuck it!

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Half your age + 7

    is this a formula for the youngest girl you should date?

    what if I'm 10?

    Then you shouldn't be dating at all.

    Go play with some jacks.

    Jacks?

    Are you a fucking time-traveler from 1970?

    Fucking jacks?

    Oh my god jacks are like an early version of pogs.
    jordyn, there weren't any ALF jacks

    so no, they are not like an early version of pigs

    They were pogs before the corporate machine got their filthy paws all over them.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hahaha what

    AWESOME

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    OH SHIT, DEATH OF RATS

    INTERNET DETECTIVE

    I'M A DIC!

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    No I don't.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Half your age + 7

    is this a formula for the youngest girl you should date?

    what if I'm 10?

    Then you shouldn't be dating at all.

    Go play with some jacks.

    Jacks?

    Are you a fucking time-traveler from 1970?

    Fucking jacks?

    Oh my god jacks are like an early version of pogs.
    jordyn, there weren't any ALF jacks

    so no, they are not like an early version of pigs

    They were pogs before the corporate machine got their filthy paws all over them.

    Pogs were sweet before they sold out

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Pogs were sweet before they sold out


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT?!?

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    NevaNeva Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Electromanji on Intelligent Design and Evolution
    This is another example of disrespect by goverment school systems of the parents right to choose how their children are educated. Especially when it comes to theories where a majority of people want their children educated how they beleive they have the right to have equal classroom time especially when its two theories that have pretty much equal standing.

    he puts ID on the same level as evolution

    To be fair, he puts having sex with children on the same level as not having sex with a children.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    The people you date should not be based on their age. Instead it should be based on how you feel for them and whether you love each other ^_^.

    And whether or not she'll tongue your asshole and let you cum across her tits.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Pogs were sweet before they sold out


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT?!?

    It's very simple

    Indie Pogs

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    Sellout Pogs

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    death of rats i could kiss you

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    electronicmajielectronicmaji __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Um....I have no relation to that electronicmaji...

    sorry the electronic maji is a really popular class in the hack series of games so a lot of people might use that name. I am vehemently opposed to intelligent design and christianity. Fucking morons.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    OH SHIT, DEATH OF RATS

    INTERNET DETECTIVE

    I'M A DIC!
    Whatever you are, I believe you just punched him clean off the internet.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wait, are you guys taking this troll seriously?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Wait, are you guys taking this troll seriously?
    Qualify "seriously."

    Because I think it's seriously rad.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Wait, are you guys taking this troll seriously?
    Qualify "seriously."

    Because I think it's seriously rad.

    TOTALLY HI5!

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Staleghoti gets it.

    Indie pogs are the best.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Guys, this cock isn't going to suck itself.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Staleghoti gets it.

    Indie pogs are the best.
    decemberists pog

    okay, I laughed at that

    but man pogs were retarded

    a bunch of kids running around with 8 ball pogs

    yeah, great plan there

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    HI5!
    For reals, that cat5 picture is glorious.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Am I missing something, here?

    Why are all you homps calling jacks "pogs"?

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Am I missing something, here?

    Why are all you homps calling jacks "pogs"?
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Guys, this cock isn't going to suck itself.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Um....I have no relation to that electronicmaji...

    sorry the electronic maji is a really popular class in the hack series of games so a lot of people might use that name. I am vehemently opposed to intelligent design and christianity. Fucking morons.

    I don't know wesley, I sure do think it's you.

    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Staleghoti gets it.

    Indie pogs are the best.
    decemberists pog

    okay, I laughed at that

    but man pogs were retarded

    a bunch of kids running around with 8 ball pogs

    yeah, great plan there

    I'm pretty sure I owe how much I love pool to those pogs, not entirely of course.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Um....I have no relation to that electronicmaji...

    sorry the electronic maji is a really popular class in the hack series of games so a lot of people might use that name. I am vehemently opposed to intelligent design and christianity. Fucking morons.

    I don't know wesley, I sure do think it's you.

    No, that's the other electronicmaji, who also just happens to find nothing wrong with an 18 yr old dating a 14 yr old. No relation, though.

    After that thread, good luck being taken seriously, ever.

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    electronicmajielectronicmaji __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    my name is john :|

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