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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    The one simple weight loss tip the patriarchy doesn't want you to know.

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    For the sake of my childhood I made one with red (not crimson), white, and yellow.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    FUCK I think someone just shot a gun in my building :cry:

  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    The one simple weight loss tip the patriarchy doesn't want you to know.

    I wish I was a schoolteacher, then I would solve all of the problems.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    FUCK I think someone just shot a gun in my building :cry:

    Call the cops!

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ive had many females in ym life say I have great eyelashes and awesome hair

    and I have told them find a way to trade and its theirs, this hair is a pain in the ass in the warmer weather

    Yeah I have constantly gotten that about the lashes.

    I kind of assume boys have better lashes actually because of how constant that was.

    Hopefully I get to keep mine :P

    My hair, on the other hand, was kinda ehhh until starting estrogen when all of a sudden it started looking fantastic. Mmm.

  • DrLoserForHireXDrLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    So there is agreement that me being a dude is getting in the way of the fact that I would be a pretty lady.

    I have pretty hair, very pretty eyes, and decidedly amazing eyelashes.

    This whole beard, gut, and general man hair I think totally undoes all these potentially pretty lady things I've got working.

    Well most of those things would actually at least partially fix themselves were you to transition so

    Just sayin'

    (AMAZING EYELASHES HIGH FIVE)

    Yeah...but I'm kind of a dude. I'm pretty attached to my dong, and I kind of like being a dude.

    I just wish I got a sweet natural metabolism or like an amazing jaw line instead of all these pretty lady features.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Lots of girls get jealous of my hair and nails. They can't have them though because they're mine.

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    My hair is getting nice and long.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    So there is agreement that me being a dude is getting in the way of the fact that I would be a pretty lady.

    I have pretty hair, very pretty eyes, and decidedly amazing eyelashes.

    This whole beard, gut, and general man hair I think totally undoes all these potentially pretty lady things I've got working.

    Well most of those things would actually at least partially fix themselves were you to transition so

    Just sayin'

    (AMAZING EYELASHES HIGH FIVE)

    Yeah...but I'm kind of a dude. I'm pretty attached to my dong, and I kind of like being a dude.

    I just wish I got a sweet natural metabolism or like an amazing jaw line instead of all these pretty lady features.

    Well you'd get to keep the dong, but fair enough.

    Jaw lines are interesting to me. They're not something I honestly ever really thought about a guy having a nice one of. That might just be me though.

    And I am sure those lady features make you pretty cute, so don't trade them away too eagerly :P

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    My hair is much to thick for me since I sweat alot in my sleep so I wake up looking like I have sex hair all the time

  • DrLoserForHireXDrLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Aw, see I have nice pretty straight hair. It's all light and fine. Totally easy to manage and everything.

    Girls be all jealous and shit.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2013
    evilbob wrote: »
    Lots of girls get jealous of my hair and nails. They can't have them though because they're mine.

    Until you find one who will cut off your fingers and tape them to hers.

    Shivahn on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Aw, see I have nice pretty straight hair. It's all light and fine. Totally easy to manage and everything.

    Girls be all jealous and shit.

    You bastard.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Aw, see I have nice pretty straight hair. It's all light and fine. Totally easy to manage and everything.

    Girls be all jealous and shit.

    Mine is basically straight but kind of has long waves. I am a fan.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I'm not sure how to describe my hair beyond uncooperative.

  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    I'm not sure how to describe my hair beyond uncooperative.

    My hair was uncooperative until I grew it long and now it's super sexy awesome.

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Don't even get me started on my hair.

    It is the worst and goes in every fucking direction at all times.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Don't even get me started on my hair.

    It is the worst and goes in every fucking direction at all times.

    We should steal the other people in chat's hair.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    My hair awaits me some thirty years in the future.

    And so I wait.

    *dogfromfuturama.jpg*

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    oneweirdtrickNSA.png

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Don't even get me started on my hair.

    It is the worst and goes in every fucking direction at all times.

    We should steal the other people in chat's hair.

    This is probably necessary.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    This takes me wayyyyy back

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUKcNNmywk

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    The internet really needs to take on humiliating every website and news organization that uses this kind of bland, attention-grabbing headline.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Speaking of hair -- day two of minoxidil.

    My scalp feels pretty awful, I don't think I have a propylene glycol allergy cause e-cigs don't mess me up so I'm not sure if going foam instead of liquid would have helped.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Don't even get me started on my hair.

    It is the worst and goes in every fucking direction at all times.

    We should steal the other people in chat's hair.

    Not mine!

    I finally got it where I wanted after like

    eighteen years or something, whenever the first time kids were dicks to me over my hair and gender was.

    ...damn in retrospect, that is kinda sad.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    waaaaay back to 2006

    wait

    that was seven years ago

    what the fuck

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Speaking of hair -- day two of minoxidil.

    My scalp feels pretty awful, I don't think I have a propylene glycol allergy cause e-cigs don't mess me up so I'm not sure if going foam instead of liquid would have helped.

    The foam is gentler but less effective. Applying it as directed twice a day burns and causes dandruff. You might need to start using conditioner and dandruff shampoo. It'll help.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    1999 I guess

    teach me to look at copyright dates

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    So I deleted my facebook account the other night.

    They keep it active for two weeks after, so I logged back in just to send my friends a message that I would be deleting it and gave them my other contact info, and then shut it down again.

    No one responded. Jerks. :P

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    waaaaay back to 2006

    wait

    that was seven years ago

    what the fuck

    Dude Californication came out in 1999

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Don't even get me started on my hair.

    It is the worst and goes in every fucking direction at all times.

    We should steal the other people in chat's hair.

    Not mine!

    I finally got it where I wanted after like

    eighteen years or something, whenever the first time kids were dicks to me over my hair and gender was.

    ...damn in retrospect, that is kinda sad.

    Ok fine.

    You get to keep yours.

    Now everyone else...

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    The internet really needs to take on humiliating every website and news organization that uses this kind of bland, attention-grabbing headline.

    It's funny when "clever trick" is "use cryptographic algorithms developed by math geniuses."
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Speaking of hair -- day two of minoxidil.

    My scalp feels pretty awful, I don't think I have a propylene glycol allergy cause e-cigs don't mess me up so I'm not sure if going foam instead of liquid would have helped.

    If I recall correctly it takes a while to get used to it.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Neco wrote: »
    So I deleted my facebook account the other night.

    They keep it active for two weeks after, so I logged back in just to send my friends a message that I would be deleting it and gave them my other contact info, and then shut it down again.

    No one responded. Jerks. :P

    I just deleted mine.

    If anyone wants me they already have other contact info.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    waaaaay back to 2006

    wait

    that was seven years ago

    what the fuck

    Dude Californication came out in 1999
    i just checked the copyright on youtube, not wiki

    too busy listening to good bands ho ho ho

  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    hmm would you make out with yourself?

    don't answer that @feral I know you would

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I pity the NSA agents who have to read my texts.

    I should start dating multiple people on the side just to entertain 'em.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Speaking of hair -- day two of minoxidil.

    My scalp feels pretty awful, I don't think I have a propylene glycol allergy cause e-cigs don't mess me up so I'm not sure if going foam instead of liquid would have helped.

    The foam is gentler but less effective. Applying it as directed twice a day burns and causes dandruff. You might need to start using conditioner and dandruff shampoo. It'll help.

    Does anti-dandruff Shampoo + Conditioner count? That's what I normally use anyway. I assume I'll adapt after a little while longer.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I pity the NSA agents who have to read my texts.

    I should start dating multiple people on the side just to entertain 'em.

    Put in little notes to them.

    Like the start of the text "NSA AGENT WHO IS READING THIS

    THIS ONE IS REAL GOD GOT SOME CLASSY HOT EROTICA DESCRIBING LAST NIGHT"

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    hmm would you make out with yourself?

    don't answer that feral I know you would
    of course not

    if anyone was willing to make out with me i wouldn't be frequenting prostitutes

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