[TF2] Map Fortress 2: Pound Nails Into Your Dicks With Hammer!

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    There are some PA tryhards that show up sometimes, if they give you shit just mute them or give them shit back. 99% of everyone on honc is only there to have fun and screw around.

    It's not as bad as it used to be, just about everyone I disliked playing with on the PA servers has moved on to more modern games.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Usually I react to jerks by going fishscout and having even more fun, I was probably just in a bad mood

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    I should clarify, that I rarely get frustrated with Upward. And yes, it's the one-cart long payload map that ends in the building dropping into a pit.

    Side note, I thought it was funny as hell how Burbl told me that being over-tired and drinking was probably not the best time to play Spy, and then I proceeded to top our team as it. Seriously, I was so out of it last night while we were playing, it was absurd that I was even awake at that point. I woke up at 3am, drove 2 hours and dropped Khaleesi/ Mrs Crash off at the airport at 5am, drove 2 hours to make it back in time for work at 7am (with five minutes to change) and worked a full day at my (manual labor) job. Being a person who normally goes to bed at 3am, it was kind of rough.

    Calica wrote: »
    Sooo... this HONC thing. Can anybody show up, or do you have to be in the secret club? Is it ok if I'm hilariously bad at TF2?

    Yep, password is in the OP so if it happens to be up, you've got it. We get a wide variety of skill levels on the server so (most) people don't take issue with any "bad" players. If they do I'll tell them to knock it off. It can be frustrating at first to play with us, since a lot of us have been playing since the game was released, but it's actually a really good way to learn fast. I've watched plenty of new people start off on our server

    I was awful when I started playing... what, maybe a year ago?

    I'm still not great, but I no longer have to rely solely on going Heavy to get kills. My Scout is getting pretty okay. I even made Adus mad a couple of times! Which made me feel really bad but also secretly really good!

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    I've found gimmick builds the best solution to most of my issues when I play TF2.

    Bad night? Giggle gloves, how can you stay mad when you are making people laugh?

    Someone getting mad because your team is rolling them? Bottle demo jumper. I am contributing nothiiiing.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Oh man I want some giggle gloves, steak sandvich accelerated giggles please

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    Yep, that's the build I go with. Steak Saxton Hale Giggle Heavy.

  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    By the year 20XX TF2 players will have developed their own language known as Tooftuu. It will be only significant for having over 700 words for 'hat' and a dozen words for 'sandwich.'

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    So. Much. Audio editing. For. Trainsawlaser.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    So worth it though...

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    Have you guys, like... ever noticed how weird words sound, man?

    We're just squeezing air past meat flaps.

    Whooaaa, dude.

  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    Now all you need to do is a dr version of Trainsawlaser, and have Carnage record a completely new set of lines for new death traps.

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  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    I need to make pl_trainsawlaser first!

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    tc_traincawlaser

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Heavy is my leisure/most of the time class. Soldier is my try hard (I will master rocket jumping someday).

    I found out last night that charging lock 'n load is my drunk class, with a side order of ullapool boom sticking.

    That was really fun you guys.

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  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    UEAKCrash wrote: »

    Welp, thanks for the the new official thing to post when we need folks on the server.

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  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    Aaaannnd 185 new lines, not counting anything for Train God.

    I might need to condense a bit.

  • EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    Have you thought of music accompaniment to these events

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    If you can't tell, I'm super-excited to release all this stuff and am having a hard time not just posting a bunch of spoiler stuff.

  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    not just posting a bunch of spoiler stuff.

    I'm having the same problem.

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Trainsawlaser is going to have 12 minutes of audio packed into the next version.

    So uh, I'm sorry about the increased file size in advance....

    edit: The good news is that I just shrank it down from 130Mb of audio to 30Mb.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    But so you know, it is a christian (x-tian) family server so no swearing or lewd remarks allowed.

    Or drugs or alcohol.

    Or fun.

    :rotate:

    a christian family pony homestuck 100% crits 24/7 2fort_mariokart_achievement_idle_dust2_gungame furry server

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    There's easier ways to kill myself, Beezee

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Well, to be fair, the server is pony friendly.

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  • Mr. ButtonsMr. Buttons Registered User regular
    2fort_mariokart_achievement_idle_dust2_gungame <
    can we get this on the server

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Well, to be fair, the server is pony friendly.
    another strike against it

  • MolybdenumMolybdenum Registered User regular
    You forgot orange x3 devtextures

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  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Man, I don't know how I feel about the market gardener anymore. On the one hand, so few people can use it consistently that it doesn't feel too strong. But then you run into someone who can use it consistently and you remember that "oh yeah this weapon lets someone insta-kill people with no warning and no real way to defend against it" and I feel like it's too good.

    I don't know, just kinda grumpy watching a soldier on hightower murder the entire team.

    In other news, I have really lost all my patience for playing this game with pubs lately.

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Well, to be fair, the server is pony friendly.
    another strike against it

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    Anyway, was trolling around for new maps and stuck up cp_ferrum, which is a 3-CP Gorge-style map. Might try digging around some more for a few more.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Anyway, was trolling around for new maps and stuck up cp_ferrum, which is a 3-CP Gorge-style map. Might try digging around some more for a few more.

    Weird lighting, some random prop spam, and tiny capture zones on elevated platforms.

    Though it does look better designed now than when it was dev textured.

  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Stuck up pl_angkor too.

    Hard to find close-to-done maps nowadays for people to hate.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Ponies? I don't have strong feelings one way, or the other

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I've a reasonable interest in ponies

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    Man, I don't know how I feel about the market gardener anymore. On the one hand, so few people can use it consistently that it doesn't feel too strong. But then you run into someone who can use it consistently and you remember that "oh yeah this weapon lets someone insta-kill people with no warning and no real way to defend against it" and I feel like it's too good.

    I don't know, just kinda grumpy watching a soldier on hightower murder the entire team.

    In other news, I have really lost all my patience for playing this game with pubs lately.

    STAR has expressed similar feelings

    For now, just treat market gardeners like really good snipers

    Stay away from open spaces
    Make them a priority target when possible

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  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    My favorite part is seeing a bunch of them on a pub all at once trying to market garden but not accomplishing anything other than holding their team back.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    if you see a market gardener coming, it's pretty easy to dodge them exactly once

    you just run towards them

    after that, though, a good gardener will account for it and it becomes another guessing game, like avoiding a good sniper or scout (except more difficult to deal with because those other classes don't fly through the damn sky)

    I definitely think the weapon needs another negative quality, though, since the server I play on is usually nocrit

    increased bullet damage while it's deployed seems reasonable

  • Mr. ButtonsMr. Buttons Registered User regular
    an increase to incoming bullet damage while airborne with a decrease to incoming damage from sentries while airborne... I'd like to see that

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