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Happy [chat]day Simonwolf!!

KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
edited September 2013 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Commence the slapping.

My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Happy Birthday Simon!

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    OP needs contract is sealed

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    bowen wrote:
    I love the fact that soda was once used "medically."

    You mean like vibrators?

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Thank you for spelling my username incorrectly

    It is the digital birthday punch that I needed

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON

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    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    OP needs contract is sealed

    No. Fuck off I am tired of the same goddamn pbf comics bein posted every time. I will cuntpunt you.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Thank you for spelling my username incorrectly

    It is the digital birthday punch that I needed

    No problem somin!

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
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    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I wish I was a quarter as handsome as that kid

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Soda is still used medically

    Tons of uses for sodium bicarbonate

    fuck gendered marketing
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    dang man i feel just awful today

    hope i'm not coming down with the flu or something

    don't think i really drank all that much last night but maybe i did. i think it was 4 drinks over about 5 or 6 hours, which doesn't seem like that much. maybe they were big enough drinks to count as more than one?

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    OP needs contract is sealed

    No. Fuck off I am tired of the same goddamn pbf comics bein posted every time. I will cuntpunt you.

    contract is sealed is not pbf

    the death moves a counter thing is pbf

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    I do want a fake Canadian girlfriend

    Sounds like it'd be fun

    fuck gendered marketing
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    a piece of bread with mustard and a tea light on it is basically a cake

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
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    I'm not even sure that you avoid the weird child fucking birthday when you put this in context.

    Summon the thornwatch; receive birthday sex*

    *not recommended for under 16's.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    I do want a fake Canadian girlfriend

    Sounds like it'd be fun

    I had a real one. It was kinda eh.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    I should sell fake canadian girlfriend services

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I should sell fake canadian girlfriend services

    I'll take a dozen

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    OP needs contract is sealed

    No. Fuck off I am tired of the same goddamn pbf comics bein posted every time. I will cuntpunt you.

    contract is sealed is not pbf

    the death moves a counter thing is pbf

    My point still stands. It's overused like your moms sloppy anus.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Alright it is 1:40am and I have a long day ahead of sitting alone in my room as I do not have any friends

    Goodnight, chat

    Thank you for the birthday wishes

    Insincere as they may be, they are better than I deserve

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I do want a fake Canadian girlfriend

    Sounds like it'd be fun

    I had a real one. It was kinda eh.

    Fake ones are better because then you don't have to deal with the unfun stuff.

    Or the fun stuff really but you also get to brag about your hot fake Canadian girlfriend.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    dang man i feel just awful today

    hope i'm not coming down with the flu or something

    don't think i really drank all that much last night but maybe i did. i think it was 4 drinks over about 5 or 6 hours, which doesn't seem like that much. maybe they were big enough drinks to count as more than one?

    Those belgians ales are huge. I don't know how many ounces but they are def not one drink. They're like 2 each at least.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    I should sell fake canadian girlfriend services

    You'd be my fake Canadian girlfriend broar?

    Aww that's sweet ^___^

    fuck gendered marketing
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    I'm joking of course I do not know the usage statistics for your moms sloppy anus.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Soda is still used medically

    Tons of uses for sodium bicarbonate

    I'll cut you.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I'm pretty shaken up. I posted one of my LoL prints on a Toronto Facebook group for people who rent out theatres and watch League tournaments yesterday morning, and then on the way back home I saw Facebook

    one of my rapists had liked it and left a message

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    chat I really want to play more GTA but the kiddo is awake and I am forbidden from playing while he is awake

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    bak from vacation = back on gym / diet wagon

    i almost vom'd at gym this morning :<

    poo
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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    God... I really want to see avenue q at some point in my life.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    god bless simon

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hmm.

    I could be a fake Canadian girlfriend.

    If you apply fake to "Canadian."

    I do not think that is as marketable as broar's idea though.

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm joking of course I do not know the usage statistics for your moms sloppy anus.

    I was gonna say those won't be published until they're done with the study

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cass, I don't quite know what to say but : (

    I'm sorry.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I do want a fake Canadian girlfriend

    Sounds like it'd be fun

    I had a real one. It was kinda eh.

    Fake ones are better because then you don't have to deal with the unfun stuff.

    Or the fun stuff really but you also get to brag about your hot fake Canadian girlfriend.

    She was a really nice girl and great. She wanted marriage and kids, and my response was panic attacks. That made problems. I was just kind of referencing the stereotypical Canadian "eh?" they put at the end of sentences.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    bak from vacation = back on gym / diet wagon

    i almost vom'd at gym this morning :<

    GET STRONK

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