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Tim Burton's Batman sucks

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edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
Batman kills about a million people
the new origin is stupid
Jack Nicholson sucks as Joker
the special effects suck ass balls
the batsuit was stupid, watch Batman try and look around for villains
the batmobile has machine guns
he tells vicky vale his secret identity like five minutes after he meets her
Jack Nicholson sucks as Joker
commisioner gordon sucks
vicky vale has a stupid little face
Jack Nicholson sucks as Joker

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ok.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wow. So full of anger. CT, why do you have to be so angry?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tube the only good batman live-action is batman begins


    you are late to the party

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  • SilpheedSilpheed Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wasn't Batman Begins supposed to retcon or overwrite everything from the older Batman movies?

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The second Batman flick was pretty good, except I would have preferred the classic Penguin.

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    pretty much

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silpheed wrote: »
    Wasn't Batman Begins supposed to retcon or overwrite everything from the older Batman movies?

    ...Yes?

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2007
    everyone says ho ho ho tim burton's batman was good

    it fucking wasn't

    it chokes balls and licks dingles

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  • SilpheedSilpheed Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Silpheed wrote: »
    Wasn't Batman Begins supposed to retcon or overwrite everything from the older Batman movies?

    ...Yes?
    Good, then I feel better.

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    everyone says ho ho ho tim burton's batman was good

    it fucking wasn't

    it chokes balls and licks dingles

    I bet you watch it with your pants off then.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's a pretty hardcore movie to see when you're like, 4

    But yeah, it doesn't really hold up well

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2007
    I might jerk off

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I never liked Batman, but really liked Batman Returns because I'll play this stinking city like a harp from hell.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Can't say I disagree.
    The best non comics Batman was the animated one.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    it's rare that Tim Burton makes a good movie

    I mean, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Nightmare, Big Fish

    that's about it

    and he didn't even direct nightmare

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I like that last Batman movie because I don't read the comics so I don't care how stupid it is. He had a rocket tank and was cheif break everything, busting everyones shit. I was entertained.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    it's rare that Tim Burton makes a good movie

    I mean, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Nightmare, Big Fish

    that's about it

    and he didn't even direct nightmare

    Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Mars Attacks, Edward Scissorhands.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I wasn't that big on Tim Burton's Batman, but I kinda liked Jack Nicholson as The Joker.

    Most of the movie is fucking retahded though.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    it's rare that Tim Burton makes a good movie

    I mean, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Nightmare, Big Fish

    that's about it

    and he didn't even direct nightmare

    Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Mars Attacks, Edward Scissorhands.

    I didn't care for Mars Attacks, but I do like the other two

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I actually found it to be quite enjoyable.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    you didn't like the new Charlie?

    I laughed in parts

    also oompasongs

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I wasn't that big on Tim Burton's Batman, but I kinda liked Jack Nicholson as The Joker.

    Most of the movie is fucking retahded though.

    I wonder how Heath Ledger will turn out, honestly.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Tim Burtons Batman had the best Batmobile

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  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I was watching it too.

    Man, does it suck.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Okay, so I'm not the only one who thought it didn't measure up.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Big Fish was so good

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I liked Mask of the Phantasm when I saw it all those years ago.
    Tim Burtin's Batman did kinda suck.

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  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jack Nicholson does a really good job in Batman.

    Shame he's playing Jack Nicholson, and not the Joker.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you didn't like the new Charlie?

    I laughed in parts

    also oompasongs

    they turned Willy Wonka from a quirky father figure into a creepy man child

    it didn't jibe with me at all

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oden wrote: »
    I have bad opinions about Batmobiles

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    Vrrrrrooooom

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you didn't like the new Charlie?

    I laughed in parts

    also oompasongs

    they turned Willy Wonka from a quirky father figure into a creepy man child

    it didn't jibe with me at all

    they didn't, though

    it was an adaptation of the book, not a remake of the movie

    in the book he's not a father figure at all, charlie already has a father, plus Grandpa Joe

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Oden wrote: »
    I have bad opinions about Batmobiles

    No you are wrong because everyone blows a load over the animated series and the Tim Burton's Batman had the same one so you are wrong and stupid.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The_Cheese wrote: »
    Jack Nicholson does a really good job in Batman.

    Shame he's playing Jack Nicholson, and not the Joker.

    This.


    This thing right here.



    He was JAck Nicholson with more laughing added.

    The only person who can ever play the Joker is Mark Hamil.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    On a related note, I think I'm finally go see 300 tonight. There's a showing down the road in 39 minutes. I just need to ditch my co-workers who I'm with on this business trip.

    Type of people who wouldn't understand half the movie and then afterwards talk about how bad it was even though it was fucking awesome shut up shut up shut up.

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i liked the new charlie movie

    a lot

    songs ruled

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    The_Cheese wrote: »
    Jack Nicholson does a really good job in Batman.

    Shame he's playing Jack Nicholson, and not the Joker.

    This.


    This thing right here.



    He was JAck Nicholson with more laughing added.

    The only person who can ever play the Joker is Mark Hamil.

    The laugh is done so well it's insane.

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    The only person who can ever play the Joker is Mark Hamil.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Uh oh

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oden wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Oden wrote: »
    I have bad opinions about Batmobiles

    No you are wrong because everyone blows a load over the animated series and the Tim Burton's Batman had the same one so you are wrong and stupid.

    know which batmobile I blow a load over?

    read Dark Knight Returns

    then come back to the table

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